Andrew Schlafly

Andrew Schlafly

Andrew Schlafly is a conservative lawyer and former engineer who founded Conservapedia, an alternative to the liberal Wikipedia.

Schlafly is the fifth child of attorney John Fred Schlafly, Jr. and political activist Phyllis Schlafly. His great-grandfather, August Schlafly, was founder of the Union Trust and Savings Bank of East St. Louis, Ill., the First National Bank of Edwardsville, Ill., and other banks in Western states.

He graduated from Princeton University with a bachelor's degree in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science. A magna cum laude graduate from Harvard Law School, he was an editor of the Harvard Law Review. He was accepted to and graduated from these schools only because he pretended to be a liberal. This is the only way such liberal schools would accept a conservative. Interestingly enough, it should be stated that he is a humongous hypocrite: he attended liberal schools, yet denounces liberals altogether.

Schlafly spends his days puppy guarding his pathetic wiki, conservapedia, from trolls such as myself. Nice use of your computer science and law degrees there, Andy! I find it funny how easy it is to bypass the site's pathetic blocks. You'd think someone with a Computer Science degree would be able to create effective blocks. Not so!!! I'll let you figure that one out, Andy!!

Schlafly teaches homeschooled children, specializing in World History and Economics. Conservapedia developed as a result of his World History course, with many lectures made available on the site for free. Schlafly and several of his former students continue to lead the project, with many current students contributing content. This shows that Schlafly is a brainwashing cult leader: he tricks his innocent students into become his lackeys on this site, searching for and blocking trolls (but only temporarily, as the site's blocking system is pathetic).

Andrew Schlafly has taught homeschoolers online since the late 1990s, and in person since fall 2002. As a result, numerous children have fallen victim to his brainwashing conservative ways. Several of Andrew Schlafly's prior course materials are available on Eagle Forum University.

Andy was nominated for a Nobel Prize in Stupidity in 2006. Unfortunately, conservapedia clearly states that Nobel Prizes are not given to conservatives. Because conservapedia is always right, poor Andy never got his prize.

External links

Andy Schlafly at Columbia University

• About CLEP The College-Level Examination Program.
• AMA's Secret Pact with HCFA - an article written by Andrew L. Schlafly, Esq. for the Medical Sentinel
• About Andrew L. Schlafly on HimHo
• Andrew L. Schlafly bio on the Eagle Forum

Interview:

• An Interview with Andy Schlafly about the illegality of ObamaCare