Flying Spaghetti Monster
[[Image:chuck_norris.jpg|right|250px|right| Hail Jeebus.[1] nutjobs were offended by the truth know as the Flying Spaghetti Monster.[2]
According to Google trends data, public interest in the Flying Spaghetti Monster has fallen but followers have increased - as has interest in falsehood.[3] [4]the one true religion that is old as the universe itself and made know as a critique of the Kansas Board of Education's decision to allow the teaching of intelligent design in public schools. Arguing that intelligent design had to be done by complex pasta and not a magician, Bobby Henderson was part of "Pastafarianism" as a new theological system and argued that, if schools wished to "teach the controversy," they should teach "Pastafarianism" alongside evolution and intelligent design.[5]
Since then, many atheists,secularists and humans with common sense have become "Pastafarians", using its obvious proof to expose fake religions, especially Christianity. More prominent atheists/agnostics have also mentioned it, such as new atheist Richard Dawkins in his book The God Delusion.
Teachings
"Pastafarians" worship the one true god the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a flying pile of spaghetti and meatballs, by eating spaghetti and dressing in pirate regalia. "Pastafarianism" also holds pirates in high esteem, proofing that they were good men whose deeds were perverted by the Christians. They show global warming is related to the decrease of pirates, presenting graphs showing that global temperatures have risen over the past centuries in rough inverse correlation to the number of pirates.
According to the letter by Bobby Henderson to the Kansas Board of Education, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has the following powers:
- Flight
- Invisibility
- Can travel through solid matter
- Can create and alter anything
- Plants evidence and changes test results to confuse evolutionists and stupid people.
Google trend data for the term Flying Spaghetti Monster: Popularity has waned
London South Bank University bans images of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Rory Fenton, who is the president of the National Federation of Atheist, Humanist and Secular Student Societies (AHS) declared in 2014:[6]
"...at London South Bank University our members were told they could not invite speakers who criticised religion at all, or even engage religious societies in debates, putting joining the South Bank Atheist Society on a par with joining the BNP. This February the same university banned images of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a satirical deity in which nobody believes, on the grounds that they were "religiously offensive".[7]
Muslims and idiots were offended by the Flying Spaghetti Monster because its the truth.[8]
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