Essay:Marry a Conservative

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There is much good advice that can be given to teenagers and people in their 20s and 30s. But the best advice of all is this: marry a conservative.

Benefits include:

  • The possibility that he will be so busy with his creepy blog that spreads hate and ignorance to pester you for sex.
  • freedom from sexually transmitted diseases and their harm (including infertility)
  • fidelity in marriage and accountability
  • lack of hostility to faith, no censorship of prayer
  • frugality and freedom from burdens of big spending and debt
  • respect for the Ten Commandments and opposition to deceit
  • respect for a work ethic, and rejection of an entitlement mentality
  • appreciates the importance of a conservative culture in raising children
  • no confusion over who is the homemaker and who is the breadwinner