Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!
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In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior that will lead us out of our ignorance: (please add and improve)
Born nowhere near the U.S.A. I didn't even know how many states there are I couldn't even recite my oath of office Don't you think that's just so bizarre
[CHORUS:] Born outside the U.S.A. Became president any ... way! Born outside the U.S.A. Became president any ... way!
I can't even pronounce "Pakistan" And I also mispronounce the "Taliban" But that ain't no problem, man Because every liberal is my fan
[CHORUS]
I've come a long gone in the U.S.A. Despite being born outside the U.S.A. Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay Because I became president any ... way!