Liberal tricks

Here are some common liberal tricks that many people fall for:

1. try to draw a conservative in to saying or doing something which can then be dishonestly twisted to cast him in a bad light.
2. So as not to show his true beliefs of supporting evil infanticide and taxpayer-funded abortion, Barack Obama insists he is pro-choice, but not pro-abortion.
3. Inserting a liberal assumption into a question, as illustrated by the classic "when did you stop beating your wife?!"
4. Distracting and disrupting reasoned discussion, as in stating irrelevant claims, inconsequential tales of personal experience, or false outrage
5. Making arguments that have superficial appeal to the dimwitted, but are actually nonsensical and probably not believed by the liberal himself
6. Pretending that liberals do not have a political point of view, but are just being reasonable
7. Exaggerating praise for fellow liberals.
8. Pretending that atheism equals intelligence.
9. In court decisions, holding in favor of the conservative side by using liberal reasons that will be cited for liberal outcomes in future cases
10. Liberals befriending you so that you become liberal. (Conversely, why don't they become conservative?)
11. Citing "live and let live!" except when it comes to praying aloud in school, keeping the money you earn, building on your own property, and every other liberal issue
12. Citing "it doesn't hurt to try!" (In reference to drugs, alcohol, and other immoral behaviors such as premarital sex, worshiping other gods/many gods/no gods, homosexuality, or abortion)
13. everyone else supposedly believes in something so it must be right
14. your parents aren't cool; Hollywood values are cool; professor values are brilliant; blindly follow your government
15. there is a shortage of everything we want
16. prayer is for dummies, or is antiquated
17. kids are getting smarter than old folks
18. Smearing your adversary with a highly offensive accusation or insinuation
19. Calling someone a racist if he criticizes a liberal that happens to have a different skin color
20. Demonizing conservatives and pretending they don't care about regular people
21. if you don't like it (something offensive on television), don't watch it (but they don't seem to go for if you don't like whales being killed, don't watch them being killed).
22. Believing the poor are blameless because they have nothing and the rich are to blame because they have everything.
23. Accusing conservatives of libel, but forgetting that truth is the perfect defense against libel.
24. In discounting other point of views, liberals use comparisons of other known "wrong actions" to justify their supposed correct stance.
25. Inserting false information, usually lewd into a respected work or group of works.
26. Defending the assuration that democrats.com is not affiliated with the Democratic party. (We are told as an independent website, Democrats do not control the views of democrats.com.)
27. Claiming expertise beyond one's area of expertise, as in a "Dr." or professor implying that he is an expert in an area beyond his specialty
28. Pretending an honorary degree does not give someone the right to be called "Doctor"
29. Pretending affirmative action is the best way to fill positions, including President of the U.S.
30. Fearing the wrath of voters this election cycle, Democrats have decided not to block offshore drilling bans renewed each October. After the election, Americans get sucker-punched because restoring the ban on new offshore oil drilling leases “will be a top priority for discussion next year.”
31. Saying "If you don't believe that abortion is murder, don't have one!" as if abortion isn't undisputably the murder of a human being.

(please add to list)

1. Getting pissed when liberals prove you wrong and you just wanna kick their ass but u cant cuz u really know theyre right. :O

Example

Sarah palin's ignorant arrogance... she acts like shes gods gift to the world but shes really an idiot. This is the Conservative double Standard.