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| | *[[Face the Nation]] = Deface the Nation | | *[[Face the Nation]] = Deface the Nation |
| | *[[Meet the Press]] = Meet the Depressed | | *[[Meet the Press]] = Meet the Depressed |
| | + | *[[Center For American Progress]] = Center For Anti-American Progress |
| | *Morning Joe = Morning Schmo | | *Morning Joe = Morning Schmo |
| | *Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]] = Countdown to No Ratings, with Keith Overbite | | *Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]] = Countdown to No Ratings, with Keith Overbite |
| | *Hardball with [[Chris Matthews]] = Screwball on Screwball, Chris "I'll have another drink" Matthews | | *Hardball with [[Chris Matthews]] = Screwball on Screwball, Chris "I'll have another drink" Matthews |
| | *[[Bill O'Reilly]] = The Non-Factor | | *[[Bill O'Reilly]] = The Non-Factor |
| | + | *[[Colin Powell]] = Powell's Colin |
| | *[[Rachel Maddow]] = Rachel Madcow | | *[[Rachel Maddow]] = Rachel Madcow |
| | *[[Glenn Beck]] = The Backbencher with Tourettes | | *[[Glenn Beck]] = The Backbencher with Tourettes |
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| | *Cris Collinsworth = Cris Collinsworthless | | *Cris Collinsworth = Cris Collinsworthless |
| | *[[David Letterman]] = David Letterdork, The Buck-Toothed Moron | | *[[David Letterman]] = David Letterdork, The Buck-Toothed Moron |
| − | *[[MediaMatters]] = The criminal operation known as Media Matters, MediaDoesn'tMatters | + | *[[MediaMatters]] = The criminal operation known as Media Matters, Media Doesn't Matters |
| | *[[American Civil Liberties Union]] = American Criminal Liberties Union | | *[[American Civil Liberties Union]] = American Criminal Liberties Union |
| | *[[National Organization for Women]] = National Organization for Women Who Look Like Men, National Organization for Really Ugly Women | | *[[National Organization for Women]] = National Organization for Women Who Look Like Men, National Organization for Really Ugly Women |