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Levin makes regular appearances with [[Hannity]] on [[Fox News]]. Levin is also a contributing editor for National Review Online. Also, Levin has social networking pages on [[Twitter]] and [[Facebook]].
 
Levin makes regular appearances with [[Hannity]] on [[Fox News]]. Levin is also a contributing editor for National Review Online. Also, Levin has social networking pages on [[Twitter]] and [[Facebook]].
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==The Mark Levin Lexicon==
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==The Mark Levin lexicon==
 
Levin holds disdain for the [[mainstream media]] and the politicians who pander to them. He often likes to refer to them in a derogatory and humorous way. It is Levin's style that distinguishes himself from other radio personalities.
 
Levin holds disdain for the [[mainstream media]] and the politicians who pander to them. He often likes to refer to them in a derogatory and humorous way. It is Levin's style that distinguishes himself from other radio personalities.
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*[[New York Times]] = New York Slimes, [[Washington Post]] = Washington Compost, [[Associated Press]] = Associated Depressed, [[Huffington Post]] = Huffington Puffington Compost  
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*[[ABC News]] = ABC Snooze, [[CBS News]] = CBS Snooze, [[MSNBC]] = MSLSD
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!Name!!Epithet
*[[Face the Nation]] = Deface the Nation
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*[[Meet the Press]] = Meet the Depressed
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| [[New York Times]] || New York Slimes
*[[Center For American Progress]] = Center For Anti-American Progress
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|-
*Morning Joe = Morning Schmo
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| [[Washington Post]] || Washington Compost
*Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]] = Countdown to No Ratings, with Keith Overbite
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|-
*Hardball with [[Chris Matthews]] = Screwball on Screwball, Chris "I'll have another drink" Matthews
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| [[Associated Press]] || Associated Depressed
*[[Bill O'Reilly]] = The Non-Factor
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|-
*[[Colin Powell]] = Powell's Colin
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| [[Huffington Post]] || Huffington Puffington Compost  
*[[Rachel Maddow]] = Rachel Madcow
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|-
*[[Glenn Beck]] = The Backbencher with Tourettes
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| [[ABC News]] || ABC Snooze  
*[[Tom Brokaw]] = Tom Broke-jaw
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|-
*[[Tim Russert]] = Mr. Potatohead
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| [[CBS News]] || CBS Snooze  
*Cris Collinsworth = Cris Collinsworthless
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|-
*[[David Letterman]] = David Letterdork, The Buck-Toothed Moron
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| [[MSNBC]] || MSLSD
*[[MediaMatters]] = The criminal operation known as Media Matters, Media Doesn't Matters
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|-
*[[American Civil Liberties Union]] = American Criminal Liberties Union
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| [[Face the Nation]] || Deface the Nation
*[[National Organization for Women]] = National Organization for Women Who Look Like Men, National Organization for Really Ugly Women
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|-
*[[Chuck Schumer]] = Chucky Schmucky Schumer
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| [[Meet the Press]] || Meet the Depressed
*[[Nancy Pelosi]] = Stretch Pelosi
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|-
*[[Barbara Boxer]] = The Dwarf Senator
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| [[Center For American Progress]] || Center For Anti-American Progress
*[[Dick Durbin]] = "Little Dick" Durbin
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|-
*[[Howard Dean]] = Dr. Demento Dean
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| [[Morning Joe]] || Morning Schmoe
*[[Hillary Rodham Clinton]] = Hillary Rotten Clinton, Her Thighness
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|-
*[[Bill Clinton]] = BJ Bill Jefferson Clinton
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| Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]] || Countdown to No Ratings, with Keith Overbite
*[[Ted Kennedy]] = The Cape Cod Orca, FatTed
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|-
*[[Joe Biden]] = The Dumbest Man in the Senate, Plugs Biden
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| Hardball with [[Chris Matthews]] || Screwball on Screwball, Chris "I'll have another drink" Matthews
*[[John Kerry]] = John "D-Student" Kerry
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|-
*[[John McCain]] = John McLame, John McPain
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| [[Bill O'Reilly]] || The Non-Factor
*[[John Murtha]] = Lardass
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|-
*[[John Dingell]] = John Dingleberry
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| [[Colin Powell]] || Powell's Colon
*[[Harry Reid]] = Harry "The Body Odor" Reid
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|-
*[[Lindsey Graham]] = Goober, Lindsey Grahamnesty  
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| [[Rachel Maddow]] || Rachel Madcow
*[[Lincoln Chafee]] = Lincoln Chafing
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|-
*[[Dianne Feinstein]] = Dianne Frankenfeinstein
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| [[Glenn Beck]] || The Backbencher with Tourettes
*[[Mary Landrieu]] = Mary Landfill
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|-
*[[Barney Frank]] = Barney's Frank
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| [[Tom Brokaw]] || Tom Brokejaw
*[[Kathleen Sebelius]] = Kathleen Silly-us
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|-
*[[Jim Webb]] = Jim Melonhead Webb
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| [[Tim Russert]] || Mr. Potatohead
*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] = The Jerkinator, a moron in two languages
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*[[Rahm Emanuel]] = Al Capone
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| [[Cris Collinsworth]] || Cris Collinsworthless
*[[Barack Hussein Obama]] = Barack Milhous Nobama, Barack America
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*[[Al Franken]] = The Spiteful Troll
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| [[David Letterman]] || David Letterdork, The Buck-Toothed Moron
*[[Henry Waxman]] = The Crypt Keeper
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|-
*[[Olympia Snowe]] = Olympia Snowe-job
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| [[MediaMatters]] || The criminal operation known as Media Matters, Media Doesn't Matters
*[[Arlen Specter]] = Arlen Spectacle
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|-
*[[Colin Powell]] = Colon Polyp
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| [[American Civil Liberties Union]] || American Criminal Liberties Union
*[[Ron Paul]] = RuPaul
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|-
*[[Jesse Jackson]] = Jesse Jerkson
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| [[National Organization for Women]] || National Organization for Women Who Look Like Men<br>National Organization for Really Ugly Women
*[[Al Sharpton]] = Al "Not So" Sharpton
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|-
*[[Jeremiah Wright]] = The Wrong Reverend Wright
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| [[Chuck Schumer]] || Chucky Schmucky Schumer
*[[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]] = Yabba-Dabba-Doo
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|-
*[[Harry Belafonte]] = Harry BelaCommie
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| [[Nancy Pelosi]] || Stretch Pelosi
*[[Oprah Winfrey]] = Oprah Windbag
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|-
*[[Matt Damon]] = Matt Demon
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| [[Barbara Boxer]] || The Dwarf Senator
*[[Ben Affleck]] = Ben AFLAC
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|-
*[[George Clooney]] = George Looney
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| [[Dick Durbin]] || "Little Dick" Durbin
*[[Michael Savage]] = Weiner Nation
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|-
*[[Don Imus]] = I'm-a-Wuss in the Morning
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| [[Howard Dean]] || Dr. Demento Dean
*[[Jon Stewart]] = Jon Stewart AKA John Leibowitz AKA Jon Stewart
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|-
*[[Steven Colbert]] = Steven Cole-BERT
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| [[Hillary Rodham Clinton]] || Hillary Rotten Clinton, Her Thighness
*Moderate Republicans = RePubicans, RePubics
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*[[EPA]] = Soviet Protection Agency
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| [[Bill Clinton]] || BJ Bill Jefferson Clinton
*[[Michael Bloomberg]] = Michael Bloomturd, the man that opposes salt on your food and on your streets
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*[[Mike Huckabee]] = Hucka-a-Phoney
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| [[Ted Kennedy]] || The Cape Cod Orca, FatTed
*[[Donald Trump]] = Donald Chump
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|-
*[[Steny Hoyer]] = Stimpy Hoyer
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| [[Joe Biden]] || The Dumbest Man in the Senate, Plugs Biden
*[[Russ Feingold]] = Foolsgold
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|-
*[[Chris Wallace]] = The Flake
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| [[John Kerry]] || John "D-Student" Kerry
*[[Chuck Hagel]] = Schmagel
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|-
*[[Bill Maher]] = Short, stupid, white-comedian guy
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| [[John McCain]] || John McLame, John McPain
*[[Charles Krauthammer]] = Charles Krautheimer
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|-
*[[Warren Buffett]] = Warren Buffét (as in the culinary term)
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| [[John Murtha]] || Lardass
*[[Chris Christie]] = Krispy Kreme Christie
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|-
*[[David Axelrod]] = David "The Red" Axelrod
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| [[John Dingell]] || John Dingleberry
*[[Jay Carney]] = Mr. No Eyebrows
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|-
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| [[Harry Reid]] || Harry "The Body Odor" Reid
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|-
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| [[Lindsey Graham]] || Goober, Lindsey Grahamnesty  
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|-
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| [[Lincoln Chafee]] || Lincoln Chafing
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|-
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| [[Dianne Feinstein]] || Dianne Frankenfeinstein
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|-
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| [[Mary Landrieu]] || Mary Landfill
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|-
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| [[Barney Frank]] || Barney's Frank
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|-
 +
| [[Kathleen Sebelius]] || Kathleen Silly-us
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|-
 +
| [[Jim Webb]] || Jim Melonhead Webb
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|-
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| [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] || The Jerkinator, a moron in two languages
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|-
 +
| [[Rahm Emanuel]] || Al Capone
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|-
 +
| [[Barack Hussein Obama]] || Barack Milhous Nobama, Barack America
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|-
 +
| [[Al Franken]] || The Spiteful Troll
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|-
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| [[Henry Waxman]] || The Crypt Keeper
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|-
 +
| [[Olympia Snowe]] || Olympia Snowe-job
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|-
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| [[Arlen Specter]] || Arlen Spectacle
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|-
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| [[Colin Powell]] || Colon Polyp
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|-
 +
| [[Ron Paul]] || RuPaul
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|-
 +
| [[Jesse Jackson]] || Jesse Jerkson
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|-
 +
| [[Al Sharpton]] || Al "Not So" Sharpton
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|-
 +
| [[Jeremiah Wright]] || The Wrong Reverend Wright
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|-
 +
| [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]] || Yabba-Dabba-Doo
 +
|-
 +
| [[Harry Belafonte]] || Harry BelaCommie
 +
|-
 +
| [[Oprah Winfrey]] || Oprah Windbag
 +
|-
 +
| [[Matt Damon]] || Matt Demon
 +
|-
 +
| [[Ben Affleck]] || Ben AFLAC
 +
|-
 +
| [[George Clooney]] || George Looney
 +
|-
 +
| [[Michael Savage]] || Weiner Nation
 +
|-
 +
| [[Don Imus]] || I'm-a-Wuss in the Morning
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|-
 +
| [[Jon Stewart]] || Jon Stewart AKA John Leibowitz AKA Jon Stewart
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|-
 +
| [[Steven Colbert]] || Steven Cole-BERT
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|-
 +
| [[Moderate Republicans]] || RePubicans, RePubics
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|-
 +
| [[EPA]] || Soviet Protection Agency
 +
|-
 +
| [[Michael Bloomberg]] || Michael Bloomturd, the man that opposes salt on your food and on your streets
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|-
 +
| [[Mike Huckabee]] || Hucka-a-Phoney
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|-
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| [[Donald Trump]] || Donald Chump
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|-
 +
| [[Steny Hoyer]] || Stimpy Hoyer
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|-
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| [[Russ Feingold]] || Foolsgold
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|-
 +
| [[Chris Wallace]] || The Flake
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|-
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| [[Chuck Hagel]] || Schmagel
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|-
 +
| [[Bill Maher]] || Short, stupid, white-comedian guy
 +
|-
 +
| [[Charles Krauthammer]] || Charles Krautheimer
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|-
 +
| [[Warren Buffett]] || Warren Buffét (as in the culinary term)
 +
|-
 +
| [[Chris Christie]] || Krispy Kreme Christie
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|-
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| [[David Axelrod]] || David "The Red" Axelrod
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|-
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| [[Jay Carney]] || Mr. No Eyebrows
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|-
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