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| − | An '''evangelical homosexual''' is a [[homosexual]] who is not content merely with his own lack of [[heterosexuality]] but is also obsessed with (i) censoring expressions of heterosexuality by others and (ii) attempting to convert heterosexuals around them to homosexuality. | + | An '''evangelical conservative''' is a [[conservative]] who is not content merely with his own lack of [[liberalism]] but is also obsessed with (i) censoring expressions of liberalism by others and (ii) attempting to convert liberals around them to conservatism. |
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| − | Examples of techniques used by evangelical homosexuals include: | + | Examples of techniques used by evangelical conservatives include: |
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| − | * insisting that homosexuality is not morally wrong. | + | * insisting that conservatism is not morally wrong. |
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| − | * claiming that it is possible to be a homosexual and a Christian simultaneously. | + | * claiming that it is possible to be a conservative and a Christian simultaneously. |
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| | * misusing the Bible and the command to love, to justify a practice which Biblical love for God and man disallows<ref>http://peacebyjesus.witnesstoday.org/homosexuality_and_the_bible.html</ref> | | * misusing the Bible and the command to love, to justify a practice which Biblical love for God and man disallows<ref>http://peacebyjesus.witnesstoday.org/homosexuality_and_the_bible.html</ref> |
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| − | * denying any correlation between [[crime]], [[depression]], [[anxiety]], [[immorality]], [[insanity]] and [[homosexuality]]. | + | * denying any correlation between [[crime]], [[depression]], [[anxiety]], [[immorality]], [[insanity]] and [[conservatism]]. |
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| − | * using Hollywood to portray homosexuals as "cool" and "hip". | + | * using Hollywood to portray conservatives as "cool" and "hip". |
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| − | * drawing comparisons between homosexuals and the civil rights movement of the 60's. | + | * drawing comparisons between conservatives and the civil rights movement of the 60's. |
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| − | * making friends with heterosexual males for the sole purpose of converting them to homosexuality. | + | * making friends with liberal males for the sole purpose of converting them to conservatism. |
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| − | * claiming to be smarter or superior than people who are not homosexual. | + | * claiming to be smarter or superior than people who are not conservative. |
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| | * teaching, attending, or supporting colleges and universities to promote "tolerance" | | * teaching, attending, or supporting colleges and universities to promote "tolerance" |
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| | ==See also== | | ==See also== |
| − | *[[Homosexuality]] | + | *[[conservatism]] |
| − | *[[Homosexuality and the Bible]] | + | *[[Conservatism and the Bible]] |
| − | *[[Homosexual misinterpretation]] | + | *[[Conservative misinterpretation]] |
| − | [[Category:Homosexuality]] | + | [[Category:Conservatives]] |
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| | == References == | | == References == |
| | {{reflist|1}} | | {{reflist|1}} |