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An '''evangelical conservative''' is a [[conservative]] who is not content merely with his own lack of [[liberalism]] but is also obsessed with (i) censoring expressions of liberalism by others and (ii) attempting to convert liberals around them to conservatism.

An '''evangelical homosexual''' is a [[homosexual]] who is not content merely with his own lack of [[heterosexuality]] but is also obsessed with (i) censoring expressions of heterosexuality by others and (ii) attempting to convert heterosexuals around them to homosexuality.

Examples of techniques used by evangelical conservatives include:

Examples of techniques used by evangelical homosexuals include:

* insisting that conservatism is not morally wrong.

* insisting that homosexuality is not morally wrong.

* claiming that it is possible to be a conservative and a Christian simultaneously.

* claiming that it is possible to be a homosexual and a Christian simultaneously.

* misusing the Bible and the command to love, to justify a practice which Biblical love for God and man disallows<ref>http://peacebyjesus.witnesstoday.org/homosexuality_and_the_bible.html</ref>  

* misusing the Bible and the command to love, to justify a practice which Biblical love for God and man disallows<ref>http://peacebyjesus.witnesstoday.org/homosexuality_and_the_bible.html</ref>  

* denying any correlation between [[crime]], [[depression]], [[anxiety]], [[immorality]], [[insanity]] and [[conservatism]].

* denying any correlation between [[crime]], [[depression]], [[anxiety]], [[immorality]], [[insanity]] and [[homosexuality]].

* using Hollywood to portray conservatives as "cool" and "hip".

* using Hollywood to portray homosexuals as "cool" and "hip".

* drawing comparisons between conservatives and the civil rights movement of the 60's.

* drawing comparisons between homosexuals and the civil rights movement of the 60's.

* making friends with liberal males for the sole purpose of converting them to conservatism.

* making friends with heterosexual males for the sole purpose of converting them to homosexuality.

* claiming to be smarter or superior than people who are not conservative.

* claiming to be smarter or superior than people who are not homosexual.

* teaching, attending, or supporting colleges and universities to promote "tolerance"

* teaching, attending, or supporting colleges and universities to promote "tolerance"

==See also==

==See also==

*[[conservatism]]

*[[Homosexuality]]

*[[Conservatism and the Bible]]

*[[Homosexuality and the Bible]]

*[[Conservative misinterpretation]]

*[[Homosexual misinterpretation]]

[[Category:Conservatives]]

[[Category:Homosexuality]]

== References ==  

== References ==  

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