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354 bytes added ,  00:55, May 19, 2017
added jokes to make it seem like we can laugh at ourselves ... even if we don't write songs well
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:Subtle Trix.
 
:Subtle Trix.
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And her favorite Everly Brothers song?
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:"All I Have to Do is Scheme,"
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:(I'll make the country mine / blur the legal line / every time, to get my way / only trouble is, gee whiz / I'm throwing my afterlife away...)
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What's a conservative's favorite shape?
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:A right triangle.
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What do you call a conservative accountant?
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:Ann Bean-Coulter.
 
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Why can't a group of all liberals assemble a country?
 
Why can't a group of all liberals assemble a country?
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