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Essay: Humorous quotes about atheist web marketing (view source)
Revision as of 22:24, October 31, 2023
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[[File:Hostile clown.jpg|thumbnail|right|300px|"[[Internet atheism|Atheist websites]] have lost a ton of web traffic. The hostility I am getting over my [[Internet atheism and the coronavirus pandemic]] article is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...
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Atheist web marketers are clowns and they didn't know it. And then I got the clowns together and forced them to look in the mirror. And they saw themselves in all their red hair, big noses, big shoes, polka dot glory." - [[User: Conservative]] ]]
*"You atheists, I love you, but it must feel very embarrassing to be so bad at digital marketing when you claim to be so great when it comes to science and technology. Christian websites continue to [[Internet evangelism: Christians vs. atheists|outperform atheist websites by a large margin when it comes to web traffic]]. The English mathematician and inventor [[Charles Babbage]], who is credited with having conceived the first automatic digital computer, was a Christian who believed that God was the ultimate programmer. And the [[Scientific Revolution]] happened in Christianized Europe. I always knew that Christendom would achieve total victory over atheistdom on the information superhighway. Britain is the birthplace of godless Darwinism. The [[New Atheism|new atheist]] [[Richard Dawkins]] is a British citizen as so was the late [[Christopher Hitchens]]. In 2013, Britain had one pothole in every mile of road.<ref>[https://www.wheelwright.co.uk/blog/20131010-pothole-pandemic-costing-british-taxpayer-millions/ POTHOLE PANDEMIC COSTING BRITISH TAXPAYER £MILLIONS], WheelWright</ref> If godless Britain can't even master asphalt and road budgeting, how can atheists ever master digital marketing and establish a respectable presence on the information super highway over the long term? Godless, British atheists and evolutionists, I laugh at [[United Kingdom's road repair crisis|Britain's pothole pandemic]]! He who sits in the heavens laughs. On behalf of all meek and humble Christians on the internet, I hereby declare total victory! Olé! Olé! Olé! - [[User: Conservative]]
*"[[Internet atheism|Atheist websites]] have lost a ton of web traffic. The hostility I am getting over my [[Internet atheism and the coronavirus pandemic]] article is unbelievable...It's like... picture this... Atheist web marketers are clowns and they didn't know it. And then I got the clowns together and forced them to look in the mirror. And they saw themselves in all their red hair, big noses, big shoes, polka dot glory. Game over atheists. You have nothing. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Game over." - [[User: Conservative]]
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*"I received another email about a Christian web article ranking high on the internet for a Google web search. Now as you guys know, internet atheists are very glum and frustrated. It is obvious. Their web pages are dropping their Google rankings like flies. Oh atheists, feel the sting." - User: Conservative
*"The [[RationalWiki]] website has failed. Internet atheism has failed. Well, you know they're atheists. They're used to failure. Every atheists has failed." - User: Conservative
*"The coronavirus pandemic [[Internet atheism and the coronavirus pandemic|greatly negatively affected the web traffic going to atheist websites]]. What is going to happen when an economic recession happens to many of the world's countries? [[Internet atheism]] is going to be further hammered down and ground into a fine dust. As the [[theism|theist]], [[Henry Wadsworth Longfellow]] said so aptly, "The mills of God grind slowly, yet they grind exceeding small." With each passing day, atheist websites will lose more and more Google rankings. Atheist webmasters, weep and wail over the misery that will soon befall you. What will you do on the day of financial reckoning when economic devastation comes upon your website's web marketing budget? Your ugly, atheistic, website cows designed by lightweight web designers will become even more ugly and gaunt and they will receive even less web traffic than they do now - which is not much! I will laugh when this calamity of calamities falls upon you. I hope that some of the few atheist websites remaining on the internet will not be able to afford web hosting and disappear off the information superhighway. They were so sad and ineffective that it will be no great loss to atheistdom, but atheists will weep and wail because what little web presence they have will become even less. Oh atheists, feel the sting!" - User: Conservative
*"Recently, I was watching a self-described atheist, borderline alcoholic and marketing professional pointlessly argue with a paranoid individual at a [[secular left]]ist [[wiki]] for weeks while [[RationalWiki|the website]] continues to experience long-term web traffic loss. [[Sun Tzu]]'s strategies and tactics utilize the "Eastern tradition of strategy that emphasizes outwitting an opponent through speed, stealth, flexibility, and a minimum of effort."<ref>[https://www.amazon.com/Seven-Military-Classics-Ancient-including/dp/0813312280 The Seven Military Classics of Ancient China, including The Art of War - Amazon]</ref><ref>[http://www.wzaponline.com/SunTzuClausewitz.pdf Sun Tzu Compared to Clausewitz] by Walter S. Zapotoczny</ref> As much as I hate to say it atheist gentlemen, atheistdom cannot outrun the [[Internet evangelism|Christian web marketing cheetahs]]! - User: Conservative
(The quotes were inspired by YouTube Christian [[Shockofgod]] who I borrowed some of quotes from with some changes being made. See: [[Shockofgod#Classic quotes from the Shockofgod YouTube channel|Classic quotes from the Shockofgod YouTube channel]])
[[Image:Michelangelo creation-of-sun-and-moon.jpg|center|alt=Young earth creationism|thumb|310px|"He opens the waters before them, and he bars our way with fire! Let us go from this place!" - Pharoh's military commander in Cecil DeMille's classic movie ''The Ten Commandments''.
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The Matthew effect's [[etymology]] can be traced to [[Gospel of Matthew]] which declares Jesus as saying: "For to every one who has will more be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who has not, even what he has will be taken away." (Matthew 25:29, RSV).
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Atheists, even the paltry web traffic your websites are currently getting will be further and further taken away.
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Atheists, leave the internet before it's too late! You've embarrassed yourselves already. Don't further embarrass yourselves.
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For more information, please see: [[Internet outreach and the Matthew effect: Atheist websites vs. religious websites]] ]]
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== Large list of atheist websites that have lost much of their web traffic with supporting data ==
*[https://www.conservapedia.com/Internet_atheism#American_Atheists_website Large list of atheist websites that have lost web traffic - with supporting data]
== Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited ==
''See also:'' [[Essay: Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited|Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited]]
[[File:Defeated.jpg|thumbnail|center|401px|I have a message for every [[Internet atheism|internet atheist]]: You're a pathetic, uninfluential loser who has been totally defeated by God Almighty. The facts are undeniable. The data is uncontrovertible. See: [[Internet atheism|Internet atheism is down in traffic]]
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For example, the data indicates that Christendom is [[Internet evangelism|very influential on the internet]] while internet atheists largely preach to the atheist choir and are therefore uninfluential and unimportant.<ref>[https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0008429819854353?journalCode=sira ''Who is Not Afraid of Richard Dawkins? Using Google Trends to Assess the Reach of Influential Atheists across Canadian Secular Groups''] by Maryam Dilmaghani, ''Studies in Religion/Sciences Religieuses'', First Published December 13, 2019 Research Article
https://doi.org/10.1177/0008429819854353</ref> In short, a [[Mocking of atheism|defeated laughingstock on the internet]].
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Online atheists, I am laughing at the "[[Atheism and intelligence|superior atheist intellects]]" who couldn't persuade and market their way out of a wet, paper bag.
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And the margin of victory for Christendom over atheists is widening on the internet - not growing smaller. See: [[Internet evangelism: Christians vs. atheists]]
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Oh, internet atheists! Feel the sting! You're such pathetic, uninfluential losers!
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For more information, please see: [[Essay: Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited|Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited]] ]]
=== Atheists' defeats comedy and satire ===
See: [[Essay: Atheists' defeats comedy and satire|Atheists' defeats comedy and satire]]
== Modern day digital marketing Christians vs. luddite, digital marketing atheists rap song ==
See: [[Essay: Modern day digital marketing Christians vs. luddite, digital marketing atheists rap song|Modern day digital marketing Christians vs. luddite, digital marketing atheists rap song]]
== Internet atheism and the coronavirus pandemic ==
[[File:Coronavirus1.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Electron microscope scan of a coronavirus, so-called due to the crown-like filaments on the surface.
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See: [[Atheism and the coronavirus pandemic]] ]]
''See also:'' [[Internet atheism and the coronavirus pandemic]]
Several atheist websites did very poorly during the [[coronavirus]] [[pandemic]] and lost a large amount of their traffic since the early part of 2020 (See: [[Internet atheism and the coronavirus pandemic]]).
Historically, religiosity increases during pandemics. Pew Research found people's religious faith grew during the pandemic - especially in the United States.<ref>[https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2021/01/27/more-americans-than-people-in-other-advanced-economies-say-covid-19-has-strengthened-religious-faith/#:~:text=A%20similar%20pattern%20occurs%20in,as%20do%2049%25%20of%20Americans. More Americans Than People in Other Advanced Economies Say COVID-19 Has Strengthened Religious Faith], Pew Research, 2021</ref> Nearly three-in-ten U.S. adults say the outbreak has boosted their faith; about four-in-ten say it has tightened family bonds.<ref>[https://www.pewforum.org/2021/01/27/more-americans-than-people-in-other-advanced-economies-say-covid-19-has-strengthened-religious-faith/ More Americans Than People in Other Advanced Economies Say COVID-19 Has Strengthened Religious Faith], Pew Forum</ref>
In addition, many [[atheist organizations]] have significant difficulty in getting their fellow atheist to financially support them (see: [[Atheist organizations and fundraising]]), so their web marketing budgets could have been low during the pandemic. In addition, many atheist organizations have poor fiscal management so they may not have had reserves built up before the pandemic (see: [[Atheist organizations and financial mismanagement]]).
On the other hand, there were major Christian websites that saw their web traffic substantially grow during the coronavirus pandemic (See: [[Internet atheism and the coronavirus pandemic#Christian websites and the coronavirus pandemic|Christian websites and the coronavirus pandemic]]).
The atheist websites might never gain that traffic back again as the number of [[Global atheism|atheists in the world]] is expected to drop before mid-2022 according to the scholars at the [[Center for the Study of Global Christianity]] at [[Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary]].<ref>[https://www.gordonconwell.edu/center-for-global-christianity/wp-content/uploads/sites/13/2022/01/Status-of-Global-Christianity-2022.pdf Status of Global Christianity, 2022, in the Context of 1900–2050]</ref> Currently, the [[Global atheism|global atheist population]] is losing market share in terms of the world's population (see: [[Global atheism statistics]]).
== Sam Harris' websites loss of Google referral web traffic ==
[[File:Sam Harris' website Google referral traffic SEMRush 7-26-2022.png|center|thumbnail|1200px|[[Sam Harris]]' website lost a significant amount of its referral traffic from Google since January 2020.
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Google uses over 200 factors to evaluate the quality and the relevance of a website to various topics.]]
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== American Atheists website and its loss of Google referral traffic ==
''See also:'' [[American Atheists]]
[[File:American Atheists website Google referral traffic according to SEMRush.jpg|thumbnail|center|1200px|According to the leading web marketing company SEMRush, the American Atheists' website has lost a large proportion of it Google referral traffic. As of April 28, 2023, according to SEMRush, the website was receiving 43,400 monthly web visits via Google referral traffic.
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== RationalWiki and its large drop in Google referral traffic since October 2019 and during/after 2020 ==
''See also:'' [[RationalWiki and the coronavirus pandemic]] and [[RationalWiki and web traffic]] and [[RationalWiki]]
[[File:RationalWiki Google referral traffic as of December 22, 2022 according to SEMRush .jpg|thumbnail|center|1400px|According to the leading web marketing company SEMRush, the [[RationalWiki]].org website has experienced a huge drop in Google referral traffic in the latter part of 2019 and as of December 22, 2022 it merely receives 75,100 monthly visits via Google referral traffic.
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=== Indications that RationalWiki lacked funds during the pandemic ===
''See also:'' [[RationalWiki and the coronavirus pandemic]]
On May 29, 2022, one of the founders of the RationalWiki website indicated "Currently the donations we get are sparse... We have not done a donation drive in a long time and have not been self-supporting for over a year....".<ref>[https://rationalwiki.org/w/index.php?title=RationalWiki_talk:Site_support&diff=2457044&oldid=2457020 Difference between revisions of "RationalWiki talk:Site support", Revision as of 17:15, 29 May 2022 (edit) (undo)]</ref> Rationalwiki has not complied with non-profit reporting requirements for 7 consecutive years.<ref>''[https://archive.ph/YC96o#Is_the_Foundation_Defunct.3F Is the Foundation Defunct?],'' RationalWiki talk:RationalMedia Foundation/Archive2, 22:50, 26 August 2021. Rationalwiki.org.</ref> See also: [[Atheist organizations and fundraising]] and [[Atheist fundraising vs. religious fundraising]]
=== Indications that RationalWiki had poor leadership during the pandemic ===
''See also:'' [[RationalWiki and the coronavirus pandemic#RationalWiki and its poor leadership during the pandemic|RationalWiki and its poor leadership during the pandemic]] and [[Atheism and leadership]]
There are indications that RationalWiki had poor leadership during the coronavirus pandemic (see: [[RationalWiki and the coronavirus pandemic#RationalWiki and its poor leadership during the pandemic|RationalWiki and its poor leadership during the pandemic]]).
== Richard Dawkins' website and loss of Google referral traffic ==
[[File:Richard Dawkins - March 2005.jpg|alt=Richard Dawkins|thumbnail|200px|right|Richard Dawkins declared "[[Christianity]] may actually be our best defence against aberrant forms of religion that threaten the world".<ref name="christiantoday.com">[http://www.christiantoday.com/article/richard.dawkins.says.christianity.is.worlds.best.defence.against.radical.islam/76416.htm Richard Dawkins says Christianity is world's best defence against radical Islam], Christianity Today, January 2016</ref><ref name="breitbart.com">[https://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2016/01/12/professional-atheist-dawkins-says-christianity-bulwark-against-something-worse/ Professional Atheist Dawkins Says Christianity ‘Bulwark Against Something Worse’], by Thomas D. Williams, Ph.D, ''Breitbart News Network'', Jan 12, 2016</ref> See also: [[Richard Dawkins and Islamophobia accusations|Richard Dawkins and Islam]] ]]
''See also:'' [[Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science website]]
[[File:RichardDawkins.net Google referral traffic according to SEMRush.jpg|thumbnail|center|1400px|The Richard Dawkins website has lost a large portion on its monthly Google referral traffic.
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== Center for Inquiry website's loss of Google referral web traffic ==
[[File:Paul Kurtz.jpg|thumbnail|right|200px|[[Paul Kurtz]] was the founder of the Center for Inquiry. ]]
''See also:'' [[Center for Inquiry]]
[[File:Center for Inquiry Google referral traffic SEMRush 7-29-2022.png|thumbnail|1200px|center|The [[Center for Inquiry]] website lost a large majority of its Google referral web traffic from its peak Google referral traffic according to the leading web marketing website SEMRush.
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Google uses over 200 factors to evaluate the quality and the relevance of a website to various topics.]]
== Skeptoid.com's Loss of Google referral web traffic ==
''See also:'' [[Skeptoid]]
[[File:Skeptoid Google referral traffic 7-26-2022.png|thumbnail|1200px|center|Since December of 2018, the website [[Skeptoid]] has lost a high proportion of its Google referral traffic according to the leading web marketing website SEMRush.
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Google uses over 200 factors to evaluate the quality and the relevance of a website to various topics.]]
== Atheist Republic's loss of Google referral web traffic ==
''See also:'' [[Atheist Republic]]
[[File:Atheist Republic Google referral traffic SEMRush 7-26-2022.jpg|thumbnail|1200px|center|Since May 2019, the [[Atheist Republic]] website lost a large majority of its Google referral web traffic according to the leading web marketing website SEMRush.
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== Atheist Alliance International website: Loss of Google referral traffic ==
''See also:'' [[Atheist Alliance International]]
[[File:Atheist Alliance International Google refferal traffic SEMRush 7-28-2022.png|thumbnail|center|1200px|The [[Atheist Alliance International]] website lost a very large proportion of its Google referral traffic since its peak amount of Google referral web traffic according to the leading web marketing website SEMRush.
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Google uses over 200 factors to evaluate the quality and the relevance of a website to various topics.]]
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== The Orbit: Loss of Google referral traffic ==
[[File:The Orbit Alexa December 24 2018.png|thumbnail|right|300px|In 2018, [[The Orbit]] website lost a considerable amount of its global market share according to the web traffic tracking company [[Alexa]]. On December 24, 2018, Alexa ranked The Orbit the 661,244th most popular website in the world.]]
''See also:'' [[The Orbit]]
[[File:The Orbit website Google referral traffic SEMRush 7-26-2022.jpg|thumbnail|1200px|center|Since March 2017, [[The Orbit]] website lost a large portion of its Google referral web traffic according to the leading web marketing website SEMRush.
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== Secular Web's website: Loss of Google referral traffic ==
''See also:'' [[Secular Web]]
[[File:Internet Infidels Google referral traffic as of July 20, 2023 according to SEMRush.jpg|thumbnail|center|1201px|Since 2011, the [[Secular Web]]'s website lost a high proportion of its Google referral web traffic.
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== Atheist Ireland website: Loss of Google referral traffic ==
''See also:'' [[Michael Nugent]]
[[File:Atheist Ireland website Google referral traffic SEMRush 7-28-2022.jpg|thumbnail|center|1200px|The Atheist Ireland website lost a very large proportion of its Google referral traffic since its peak amount of Google referral web traffic according to the leading web marketing website SEMRush.
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== The Atheist Revolution website: Loss of Google referral traffic ==
''See also:'' [[Internet atheism]]
[[File:Atheist Revolution website Google referral traffic SEMRush.com 7-28-2022.png|thumbnail|center|1200px|The Atheist Revolution website lost a very large proportion of its Google referral traffic since its peak amount of Google referral web traffic according to the leading web marketing website SEMRush.
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== John W. Loftus' Debunking Christianity website: Loss of Google referral traffic ==
''See also:'' [[John W. Loftus]]
[[File:Debunking Christianity Google referral traffic SEMRush 7-28-2022.png|thumbnail|center|1200px|[[John W. Loftus]]' Debunking Christianity website lost a very large proportion of its Google referral traffic since its peak amount of Google referral web traffic according to the leading web marketing website SEMRush.
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== Christian websites and the pandemic ==
''See also:'' [[Internet evangelism: Christians vs. atheists]]
A number of major Christian websites, such as [[Christianity]].com and Gotquestions.org, saw significant increases in their Google referral traffic during the difficult coronavirus pandemic time period (See: [[Internet evangelism: Christians vs. atheists]]).
==== Biblegateway.com and Google referral traffic ====
[[File:Biblegateway.com Google referral traffic SEMRush 7-30-2022.jpg|thumbnail|center|1200px|During the coronavirus pandemic, the multilingual website Biblegateway.com experienced an increase in Google referral traffic from the beginning of the coronavirus pandemic to July 30, 2022 according to the data from the leading web marketing company SEMRush.com.]]
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[[File:Biblegateway.com Ahrefs.com web traffic and referring domains 7-30-2020.jpg|thumbnail|center|1200px|Large multilingual websites with a lot of traffic from around the world such as Biblegateway.com have a large amount of relevant inbound links from around the world. ]]
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=== Christianity.com and Google referral traffic ===
[[File:Christianity.com Google referral traffic SEMRush 7-30-2022.png|thumbnail|center|1200px|During the coronavirus pandemic, the website Christianity.com had an increase in Google referral traffic from the beginning of the coronavirus pandemic to July 30, 2022 according to the data from the leading web marketing company SEMRush.com.
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The amount of Google referral traffic to Christianity.com has gone significanly since February 2016 according to the leading web marketing website SEMRush and the website's Google referral traffic increased during the pandemic. SEMRush says the website is getting about 6,250,000 monthly referral visits from Google in July 2022.]]
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=== Got Questions Ministries and Google referral traffic ===
[[File:Gotquestions.org Google referral traffic SEMRush 12-6-2022.jpg|thumbnail|center|1200px|In December of 2020, the Christian internet ministry Got Questions Ministries saw a very large increase in its Google referral traffic according to the leading web marketing website SEMRush.
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According to the article ''1,000+ Winners and Losers of the December 2020 Google Core Algorithm Update'' the website Gotquestions.org saw the 7th biggest increase in Google referral traffic as far as the 50 domains that saw the greatest percent gain in Google visibility.<ref>[https://www.amsivedigital.com/insights/seo/1000-winners-and-losers-of-the-december-2020-google-core-algorithm-update/ ''1,000+ Winners and Losers of the December 2020 Google Core Algorithm Update'']</ref>
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[[File:Gotquestions.org Ahrefs.com 7-30-2022.jpg|thumbnail|center|1200px|Large multilingual websites with a lot of Google referral traffic from around the world such as Gotquestions.org have a large amount of relevant inbound links from around the world. ]]
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== Conservapedia: The trustworthy, online encyclopedia that godless, British motorists trust when doing searches at Google UK==
See also: [[Essay: Conservapedia: The trustworthy, online encyclopedia that godless, British motorists trust when doing searches at Google UK|Conservapedia: The trustworthy, online encyclopedia that godless, British motorists trust when doing searches at Google UK]]
[[File:Conservapedia's article United Kingdom's road repair crisis ranks -4 at Google UK for a web searcher doing a search from the UK.jpg|center|thumbnail|1600px|Conservapedia's article [[United Kingdom's road repair crisis]] ranks #4 at Google UK for a web searcher doing a search for "United Kingdom's road repair crisis" from the UK. The top 5 search results are considered to be favorable search results by search engine optimization specialists.
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=== Web search results a godless, British motorist would receive if he were doing a search while vacationing in the United States while using a specialized SEO tool ===
[[File:Conservapedia The online encycyclopedia that godless Brits trust when doing searches at Google UK.jpg|center|thumbnail|1600px|[[Conservapedia]]: The trustworthy, online encycyclopedia that godless, British motorists trust when doing searches at Google UK if he were doing a search in the United States.
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Google personalizes results depending on what location the searcher performs his search.
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Please notice that Conservapedia outranks the leading British newspaper ''Express'' at Google UK for the keyword "United Kingdom's road repair crisis" - despite the ''Express'' article having 13 websites linking to their page (Data provided by the leading web marketing company Ahrefs).
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== See also ==
*[[Essay:Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution|Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution]]
*[[Humorous quotes about atheism and evolution]]
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