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Line 1: − In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance: + − Born nowhere near the U.S.A.+ − + − + − + − [CHORUS:]+ − + − + − + − <br>Became president any ... way! − I can't even pronounce "Pakistan"+ − + − + − + − [CHORUS]+ + + + − My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt+ − <br>and next the nation we shall bankrupt − − − [CHORUS]+ − − − <br />But that's okay Jack. − <br />Affirmative action's − <br />Got my back! − − [CHORUS] − − If you're a queer, − <br />Then it's time to cheer! − <br />Jesus would surely − <br />Shed a tear. − − I've come a long way in the U.S.A. − <br>Despite being born outside the U.S.A. − <br>Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay − <br>Because I became president any ... way! − − (please add and improve)
Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.! (view source)
Revision as of 00:03, February 4, 2009
, 00:03, February 4, 2009Fixed tempo, added a few verses
Well, since you asked so kindly, I most certainly will give improvement a shot!
I hate the U.S.A.
<br>Don't even know how many states there are
<br>I also hate the blacks and gays
<br>Can't even recite my oath of office
<br>Their welfare I won't pay
<br>Don't you think that's just so bizarre!
<br>Kids can starve anyway
My fellow man? Screw that
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>They're nothing more than dirty rats
<br>Became president any ... way!
<br>Minorities living off my pay
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>That Momma Schlafly gave me yesterday
<br>Trust fund brat, no remorse
<br>And I also mispronounce the "Taliban"
<br>Onto you, my religion I'll force
<br>But that ain't no problem, man
<br>Sexism and bigotry
<br>Because every liberal is my fan
<br>It's no small part of me
<br>Barack Obama, I envy
<br>He achieved much more than me
<br>My one brain cell ran away
<br>I'm Andy Schlafly and I am gay!
<br><br>As I'm certain you'll criticize this song (after blocking me of course) as childish and sophomoric, you might want to take a look at the original. I am merely trading commodities of equal value.
<br>The liberal newspapers they applaud
<br>as working Americans we all defraud
I hope you enjoyed my work good sirs. Now proceed with the blocking!
I'm not really black,
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