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Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.! (view source)
Revision as of 00:16, February 4, 2009
, 00:16, February 4, 2009Undo revision 618436 by AwesomeJack16 (Talk) rvt vandalism
In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:
Born nowhere near the U.S.A.
<br>I also hate the blacks and gays
<br>Don't even know how many states there are
<br>Their welfare I won't pay
<br>Can't even recite my oath of office
<br>Kids can starve anyway
<br>Don't you think that's just so bizarre!
[CHORUS:]
<br>They're nothing more than dirty rats
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>Minorities living off my pay
<br>Became president any ... way!
<br>That Momma Schlafly gave me yesterday
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>Became president any ... way!
I can't even pronounce "Pakistan"
<br>Onto you, my religion I'll force
<br>And I also mispronounce the "Taliban"
<br>Sexism and bigotry
<br>But that ain't no problem, man
<br>It's no small part of me
<br>Because every liberal is my fan
[CHORUS]
<br><br>As I'm certain you'll criticize this song (after blocking me of course) as childish and sophomoric, you might want to take a look at the original. I am merely trading commodities of equal value.
My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
<br>and next the nation we shall bankrupt
<br>The liberal newspapers they applaud
<br>as working Americans we all defraud
I hope you enjoyed my work good sirs. Now proceed with the blocking!
[CHORUS]
I'm not really black,
<br />But that's okay Jack.
<br />Affirmative action's
<br />Got my back!
[CHORUS]
If you're a queer,
<br />Then it's time to cheer!
<br />Jesus would surely
<br />Shed a tear.
I've come a long way in the U.S.A.
<br>Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
<br>Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
<br>Because I became president any ... way!
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