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Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.! (view source)
Revision as of 01:33, February 5, 2009
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In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:
In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:
Born nowhere near the U.S.A.
Born nowhere near the [[U.S.A.]]
<br>Don't even know how many states there are
<br>Don't even know how many [[states]] there are
<br>Can't even recite my oath of office
<br>Can't even recite my [[oath]] of office
<br>Don't you think that's just so bizarre!
<br>Don't you think that's just so bizarre!
[CHORUS:]
[CHORUS:]
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>Became president any ... way!
<br>Became [[president]] any ... way!
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>Became president any ... way!
<br>Became president any ... way!
I can't even pronounce "Pakistan"
I can't even pronounce "[[Pakistan]]"
<br>And I also mispronounce the "Taliban"
<br>And I also mispronounce the "[[Taliban]]"
<br>But that ain't no problem, man
<br>But that ain't no problem, man
<br>Because every liberal is my fan
<br>Because every [[liberal]] is my fan
[CHORUS]
[CHORUS]
My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
<br>and next the nation we shall bankrupt
<br>and next the [[nation]] we shall bankrupt
<br>The liberal newspapers they applaud
<br>The liberal [[newspapers]] they applaud
<br>as working Americans we all defraud
<br>as working Americans we all defraud
[CHORUS]
[CHORUS]
I'm not really black,
I'm not really [[black]],
<br />But that's okay Jack.
<br />But that's okay Jack.
<br />Affirmative action's
<br />[[Affirmative action]]'s
<br />Got my back!
<br />Got my back!
If you're a queer,
If you're a queer,
<br />Then it's time to cheer!
<br />Then it's time to cheer!
<br />Jesus would surely
<br />[[Jesus]] would surely
<br />Shed a tear.
<br />Shed a tear.