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|And when they drew nigh unto Jerusalem, and were come to Bethphage, unto the mount of Olives, then sent Jesus two disciples,
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|And when they drew nigh unto Jerusalem, and were come to Bethphage, unto the mount of Olives, then sent Stephen two disciples,
 
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|And the disciples went, and did as Jesus commanded them,
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|And the disciples went, and did as Stephen commanded them,
 
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|And the multitudes that went before, and that followed, cried, saying, Hosanna to the Son of David: Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord; Hosanna in the highest.
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|And the multitudes that went before, and that followed, cried, saying, Hosanna to the Son of James: Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord; Hosanna in the highest.
 
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|And the multitude said, This is Jesus the prophet of Nazareth of Galilee.
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|And the multitude said, This is Stephen the prophet of Charleston South Carolina.
 
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|And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves,
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|And Stephen went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves,
 
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|And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.
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|And said unto them, A wag of my finger to you moneychangers. It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.
 
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|And the blind and the lame came to him in the temple; and he healed them.
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|And the blind and the lame came to him in the temple; and he recommended Prescott pharmaceuticals.
 
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|And when the chief priests and scribes saw the wonderful things that he did, and the children crying in the temple, and saying, Hosanna to the Son of David; they were sore displeased,
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|And when the chief priests and scribes saw the wonderful things that he did, and the children crying in the temple, and saying, Hosanna to the Son of James; they were sore displeased,
 
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|And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise?
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|And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Stephen saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise?
 
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|And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
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|And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Thou are dead to me. Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
 
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|Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.
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|Stephen answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.
 
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|And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.
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|And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive, which brings us to tonight's word...
 
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|And Jesus answered and said unto them, I also will ask you one thing, which if ye tell me, I in like wise will tell you by what authority I do these things.
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|And Stephen answered and said unto them, I also will ask you one thing, which if ye tell me, I in like wise will tell you by what authority I do these things.
 
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|The baptism of John, whence was it? from heaven, or of men? And they reasoned with themselves, saying, If we shall say, From heaven; he will say unto us, Why did ye not then believe him?
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|The baptism of Jon, whence was it? from heaven, or of men? And they reasoned with themselves, saying, If we shall say, From heaven; he will say unto us, Why did ye not then believe him?
 
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|But if we shall say, Of men; we fear the people; for all hold John as a prophet.
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|But if we shall say, Of men; we fear the people; for all hold Jon as a prophet.
 
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|And they answered Jesus, and said, We cannot tell. And he said unto them, Neither tell I you by what authority I do these things.
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|And they answered Stephen, and said, We cannot tell. And he said unto them, Neither tell I you by what authority I do these things.
 
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|Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you.
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|Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Stephen saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you.
 
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|For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him.
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|For Jon came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him.
 
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|Hear another parable: There was a certain householder, which planted a vineyard, and hedged it round about, and digged a winepress in it, and built a tower, and let it out to husbandmen, and went into a far country:
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|Hear another parable: There was a certain talk show host, which built a desk, and arranged many lights, and hired some writers, and performed a show for years, and broadcast into a far country:
 
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|And when the time of the fruit drew near, he sent his servants to the husbandmen, that they might receive the fruits of it.
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|And when the time of the fruit drew near, he traveled to Los Angeles, that he might receive the fruits of it.
 
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|And the husbandmen took his servants, and beat one, and killed another, and stoned another.
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|And the Emmy voters took his nominations, and gave one to Barry Manilow, and one to Tony Bennett, and one to Don Rickes.
 
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|But last of all he sent unto them his son, saying, They will reverence my son.
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|But when the husbandmen saw the son, they said among themselves, This is the heir; come, let us kill him, and let us seize on his inheritance.
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|When the lord therefore of the vineyard cometh, what will he do unto those husbandmen?
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|They say unto him, He will miserably destroy those wicked men, and will let out his vineyard unto other husbandmen, which shall render him the fruits in their seasons.
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|They say unto him, He will miserably destroy those wicked men, and will submit his shows to the Peabody committee or Glamour magazine, which shall render him the fruits in their seasons.
 
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