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An '''evangelical homosexual''' is a [[homosexual]] who is not content merely with his own lack of [[heterosexuality]] but is also obsessed with (i) censoring expressions of heterosexuality by others and (ii) attempting to convert heterosexuals around them to homosexuality.
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An '''evangelical conservative''' is a [[conservative]] who is not content merely with his own lack of [[liberalism]] but is also obsessed with (i) censoring expressions of liberalism by others and (ii) attempting to convert liberals around them to conservatism.
  
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Examples of techniques used by evangelical homosexuals include:
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Examples of techniques used by evangelical conservatives include:
  
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* insisting that homosexuality is not morally wrong.
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* insisting that conservatism is not morally wrong.
  
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* claiming that it is possible to be a homosexual and a Christian simultaneously.
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* claiming that it is possible to be a conservative and a Christian simultaneously.
  
 
* misusing the Bible and the command to love, to justify a practice which Biblical love for God and man disallows<ref>http://peacebyjesus.witnesstoday.org/homosexuality_and_the_bible.html</ref>  
 
* misusing the Bible and the command to love, to justify a practice which Biblical love for God and man disallows<ref>http://peacebyjesus.witnesstoday.org/homosexuality_and_the_bible.html</ref>  
  
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* denying any correlation between [[crime]], [[depression]], [[anxiety]], [[immorality]], [[insanity]] and [[homosexuality]].
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* denying any correlation between [[crime]], [[depression]], [[anxiety]], [[immorality]], [[insanity]] and [[conservatism]].
  
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* using Hollywood to portray homosexuals as "cool" and "hip".
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* using Hollywood to portray conservatives as "cool" and "hip".
  
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* drawing comparisons between homosexuals and the civil rights movement of the 60's.
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* drawing comparisons between conservatives and the civil rights movement of the 60's.
  
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* making friends with heterosexual males for the sole purpose of converting them to homosexuality.
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* making friends with liberal males for the sole purpose of converting them to conservatism.
  
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* claiming to be smarter or superior than people who are not homosexual.
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* claiming to be smarter or superior than people who are not conservative.
  
 
* teaching, attending, or supporting colleges and universities to promote "tolerance"
 
* teaching, attending, or supporting colleges and universities to promote "tolerance"
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==See also==
 
==See also==
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*[[Homosexuality]]
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*[[conservatism]]
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*[[Homosexuality and the Bible]]
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*[[Conservatism and the Bible]]
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*[[Homosexual misinterpretation]]
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*[[Conservative misinterpretation]]
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[[Category:Homosexuality]]
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[[Category:Conservatives]]
  
 
== References ==  
 
== References ==  
 
  {{reflist|1}}
 
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Revision as of 02:04, February 25, 2013

An evangelical conservative is a conservative who is not content merely with his own lack of liberalism but is also obsessed with (i) censoring expressions of liberalism by others and (ii) attempting to convert liberals around them to conservatism.

Examples of techniques used by evangelical conservatives include:

  • insisting that conservatism is not morally wrong.
  • claiming that it is possible to be a conservative and a Christian simultaneously.
  • misusing the Bible and the command to love, to justify a practice which Biblical love for God and man disallows[1]
  • using Hollywood to portray conservatives as "cool" and "hip".
  • drawing comparisons between conservatives and the civil rights movement of the 60's.
  • making friends with liberal males for the sole purpose of converting them to conservatism.
  • claiming to be smarter or superior than people who are not conservative.
  • teaching, attending, or supporting colleges and universities to promote "tolerance"
  • resorting to violence if they don't get their way.

See also

References