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'''Christianity''' is the belief that a cosmic [[Jewish]] Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an [[original sin|evil force]] from your [[metaphysics|soul]] that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a [[fairytale|talking snake]] to eat from a [[Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil|magical tree]]. | '''Christianity''' is the belief that a cosmic [[Jewish]] Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an [[original sin|evil force]] from your [[metaphysics|soul]] that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a [[fairytale|talking snake]] to eat from a [[Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil|magical tree]]. | ||
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[[Category:Worldviews]] | [[Category:Worldviews]] | ||
Revision as of 04:31, September 12, 2009
Template:Stub Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.