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[[Image:Banhammer2.jpg|thumb|600px|right|'''HelpJazz''' is hereby awarded the prestigious & coveted '''Banhammer''' barnstar  for tireless vigilence against "rational" and irrational vandals & trolls!]]
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[[Image:Banhammer2.jpg|thumb|600px|right|'''HelpJazz''' is hereby awarded the prestigious & coveted '''Banhammer''' barnstar  for tireless vigilance against "rational" and irrational vandals & trolls!]]
Howdy. Not much to say, really.<br /><br />
 
  
<big>'''Current Projects'''</big>
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<big>'''About Me'''</big>
*''Primary'': Go over the chemistry category again, this time book in hand. Expand entries as needed.
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*I am a [[libertarian]], and very much so!
*''Secondary'': Fill in some chemistry-related [[user:HelpJazz/chemredlinks|red links]]
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**Actually, I'm a social and economic [[conservative]]. The difference between me and most conservatives is not what I believe, but where I think the government should step in for my beliefs.
*''Tertiary'': Work on reorganizing / cleaning up chemistry articles.
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**Feel free to ask me about my positions. I love talking politics with open-minded, rational people
*''Quaternary'': Next project: collect and clean up stray chemistry articles which aren't correctly categorized.<br />
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*In 2008 I graduated from [[Bucknell University]] with a [[bachelor of science]] degree in [[chemical engineering]]. Now I'm a financial analyst at a commercial door company.
*''Continuous Goals'':
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**I was at one point pursuing a minor in [[political science]]
**Gently remind new users to follow the MoS... to save myself time later.
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***I have a good working base of political science, political theory and [[international politics]]
**Hit [[Special:Random Page|Random Page]] button, ensure compliance with the [[Conservapedia:Manual of Style|Manual of Style]]
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**I also have taken courses in [[economics]], [[logic]], and [[probability]]
**Block Vandals!! (I was always a fan of [[Ancient Rome]] anyway.)
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**Now my work life revolves around [[Microsoft Excel]].
  
<big>'''Finished Projects'''</big>
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<Big>'''My Editing Philosophy'''</big>
*<s>Check over the [http://www.conservapedia.com/Category:Chemistry chemistry category] for major errors</s>
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#Noncontroversial edits are ''usually'' ok
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#I will always follow the [[Conservapedia:Guidelines|Guidelines]] and [[Conservapedia:Commandments|Commandments]] (G&C)
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#I will attempt to make all articles follow the G&C, and encourage other editors to do likewise
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#Essay pages are opinion
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#Mainspace pages are fact
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#''No [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Aziraphale/Tilting_at_Windmills&oldid=296120 tilting at windmills]!
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#I will not treat someone's work differently because of their "status"; this is a community project
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#I will not revert anything added to a talk page, unless a user swears or edits another user's words
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#The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a new result
  
<big>'''Politics'''</big>
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<big>'''Pet Peeves'''</big>
*I am a [[libertarian]], and very much so!
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(In no particular order)
**Actually, I'm a social and economic [[conservative]]. The difference between me and most conservatives is not what I believe, but where I think the government should step in for my beliefs.
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#Plagiarism is the use of another's words as one's own without giving proper credit. This is true even if you "paid for it" and have permission to use it
*I support [[Ron Paul]] for Republican Presidential nominee
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#Selected examples do ''not'' prove a trend. If you want to show that "most people do X" by example, you can never prove your point with examples
**Barring that, I will most likely support the [[Libertarian Party]] candidate
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#Don't use "literally" if you mean "figuratively". Don't use "literally" if there's no figurative way to take what you say.
**Barring ''that'', I will most likely support the [[Republican Party]] candidate... but that's still a ways away
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#Improper use of political lables. "Conservative" may, in most cases, be the opposite of "liberal", but there are numerous other ideologies which don't line up on a 1-dimentional scale!
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#Improper use of numbers! (P(BC|Ab)>P(BC|P) does not imply that P(BC|Ab)>P(BC)!!)
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#"Ironic" means that something happened opposite to what you expect to happen. A woman getting hit and killed by a sugar truck is sad. A diabetic woman getting hit and killed by a sugar truck is coincidence. A diabetic woman getting hit and killed by an ''insulin'' truck is ironic.
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#Finding "please add more" on a wiki page. For one, lists rarely make a good article (and often contribute to pet peeve #2); additionally, all wikis are works in progress, so there's always an implied assumption to add more to an article.
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#More to come <!-- now *that* is ironic humor -->
  
<big>'''Education'''</big>
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<big>'''Useful Links'''</big>
*I am a senior in college, studying [[chemical engineering]]
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*[[User:Philip J. Rayment/Article renaming project]]
**I have a pretty strong background in fluid dynamics, heat and mass transfer, thermodynamics, etc. etc.
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*[[Conservapedia:Desk]]
*I was at one point pursuing a minor in political science
 
**I have a good working base of political science, political theory and international politics
 
  
<small>Subs: [[user:HelpJazz/chemredlinks|/chemredlinks]], [[user:HelpJazz/Contest|/Contest]], [[user:HelpJazz/refs|/refs]], [[user:HelpJazz/workspace|/workspace]]</small>
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<small>Subs: [[/chemredlinks]], [[/Contest]], [[/refs]], [[/workspace]], [[/chemeng]], [[/templates]], [[/irg]]

Latest revision as of 19:14, September 6, 2016

HelpJazz
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5,500 This user has made over 5,500 edits to Conservapedia
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This user supports an autonomous collective as the rightful leader of Conservapedia.
HelpJazz is hereby awarded the prestigious & coveted Banhammer barnstar for tireless vigilance against "rational" and irrational vandals & trolls!

About Me

My Editing Philosophy

  1. Noncontroversial edits are usually ok
  2. I will always follow the Guidelines and Commandments (G&C)
  3. I will attempt to make all articles follow the G&C, and encourage other editors to do likewise
  4. Essay pages are opinion
  5. Mainspace pages are fact
  6. No tilting at windmills!
  7. I will not treat someone's work differently because of their "status"; this is a community project
  8. I will not revert anything added to a talk page, unless a user swears or edits another user's words
  9. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a new result

Pet Peeves (In no particular order)

  1. Plagiarism is the use of another's words as one's own without giving proper credit. This is true even if you "paid for it" and have permission to use it
  2. Selected examples do not prove a trend. If you want to show that "most people do X" by example, you can never prove your point with examples
  3. Don't use "literally" if you mean "figuratively". Don't use "literally" if there's no figurative way to take what you say.
  4. Improper use of political lables. "Conservative" may, in most cases, be the opposite of "liberal", but there are numerous other ideologies which don't line up on a 1-dimentional scale!
  5. Improper use of numbers! (P(BC|Ab)>P(BC|P) does not imply that P(BC|Ab)>P(BC)!!)
  6. "Ironic" means that something happened opposite to what you expect to happen. A woman getting hit and killed by a sugar truck is sad. A diabetic woman getting hit and killed by a sugar truck is coincidence. A diabetic woman getting hit and killed by an insulin truck is ironic.
  7. Finding "please add more" on a wiki page. For one, lists rarely make a good article (and often contribute to pet peeve #2); additionally, all wikis are works in progress, so there's always an implied assumption to add more to an article.
  8. More to come

Useful Links

Subs: /chemredlinks, /Contest, /refs, /workspace, /chemeng, /templates, /irg