Humorous quotes about atheism and evolution
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Below are some humorous quotes about atheism and evolution:
- I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays. - Henny Youngman[1]
- How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook. — Source Unknown [2]
- So called evolutionary "science" is like sausages. If you want to continue to believe in evolution; it is better not to see how it is being made." - Anonymous (derived from a Otto von Bismarck quote)[3]
- The term "strong atheism" is an oxymoron if I ever heard one. It reminds me of the term jumbo shrimp!" - Anonymous
- The problem with so called "weak atheists" is that they all too often conveniently forget to tell you how utterly weak the atheist position truly is. Christianity has the proof and evidence. - Anonymous