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Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.! (view source)
Revision as of 00:03, February 4, 2009
, 00:03, February 4, 2009Fixed tempo, added a few verses
Well, since you asked so kindly, I most certainly will give improvement a shot!
I hate the U.S.A.
<br>Don't even know how many states there are
<br>I also hate the blacks and gays
<br>Can't even recite my oath of office
<br>Their welfare I won't pay
<br>Don't you think that's just so bizarre!
<br>Kids can starve anyway
My fellow man? Screw that
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>They're nothing more than dirty rats
<br>Became president any ... way!
<br>Minorities living off my pay
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>That Momma Schlafly gave me yesterday
<br>Trust fund brat, no remorse
<br>And I also mispronounce the "Taliban"
<br>Onto you, my religion I'll force
<br>But that ain't no problem, man
<br>Sexism and bigotry
<br>Because every liberal is my fan
<br>It's no small part of me
<br>Barack Obama, I envy
<br>He achieved much more than me
<br>My one brain cell ran away
<br>I'm Andy Schlafly and I am gay!
<br><br>As I'm certain you'll criticize this song (after blocking me of course) as childish and sophomoric, you might want to take a look at the original. I am merely trading commodities of equal value.
<br>The liberal newspapers they applaud
<br>as working Americans we all defraud
I hope you enjoyed my work good sirs. Now proceed with the blocking!
I'm not really black,
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