Essay: Battle of the Bulge: Jesus vs. PZ Myers
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Jesus Christ worked in a carpenter shop until He was thirty years old. Jesus had no electric power tools as carpenters do today, but worked with hand tools made of iron. Then for about three years, Jesus was an itinerant preacher.[1] In addition, Jesus ate a healthy Mediterranean diet.[2][3] Therefore, unlike many overweight atheists today, Jesus very likely maintained a healthy weight. See: Atheism and obesity and The Bible and health
PZ Myers in 2006.
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Panda bears are known for their portly figures and their frequent eating of bamboo, shoots and leaves.
In the picture above of PZ Myers on the top right of this web page, please notice the graphic of a panda bear on PZ Myers shirt. PZ Myers is a contributor to the The Panda's Thumb blog.
The Panda bear and its thumbs is a glorious living monument to God's creative power and is a piece of evidence that debunks evolutionary claptrap. See: “Intellectually devoid” and: Is the panda’s thumb an example of natural selection increasing biodiversity?
Questions: 1) Is PZ Myers' obsession with Panda bears further evidence that PZ Myers is jealous of Panda bears who frequently eat with no adverse health effects? 2) If Panda bear thumbs are defective, then why are Panda bears so portly?
In the picture above of PZ Myers on the top right of this web page, please notice the graphic of a panda bear on PZ Myers shirt. PZ Myers is a contributor to the The Panda's Thumb blog.
The Panda bear and its thumbs is a glorious living monument to God's creative power and is a piece of evidence that debunks evolutionary claptrap. See: “Intellectually devoid” and: Is the panda’s thumb an example of natural selection increasing biodiversity?
Questions: 1) Is PZ Myers' obsession with Panda bears further evidence that PZ Myers is jealous of Panda bears who frequently eat with no adverse health effects? 2) If Panda bear thumbs are defective, then why are Panda bears so portly?
A picture of PZ Myers taken with the evolutionist Stephen Jay Gould.
PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum
See also: PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum
The overweight atheist and evolutionist PZ Myers being assisted on and off the triceratops at the Creation Museum can be seen HERE
If PZ Myers were thinner and sprier, he would have needed no assistance! Evidently, the atheist and evolutionist community is quite aware that PZ Myers is fat and out of shape!
The creationist Ken Ham, who is a big believer in medical science and exercise science and is much thinner than PZ Myers, climbs up and down the triceratops at the Creation Museum all by himself!
Realizing the PZ Myers would probably someday visit the Creation Museum, the southern architectural team extended southern hospitality and designed the Creation Museum with extra wide doors.
Ken Ham often yodels when climbing up and down the triceratops at the Creation Museum and he also yodels when engaging in mountain climbing. To the best of Conservapedia's knowledge, the corpulent PZ Myers does not engage in mountain climbing.
