Talk:Essay: Why does Donald Trump want to annex Greenland with its gay bathhouses, lack of indoor flush toilets and high rates of alcoholism?
If anyone wants to dispute the findings in this report, they should write the Essay: The number of gay bathhouses WILL NOT increase if America annexes Greenland
A rebuttal: Greenland: GNP per capita income vs. Russia
Greenland:
"Yes, Greenland is a high-income country, according to the World Bank. The country has been classified as a high-income economy since 1989. The average income per resident is around $33,000, which is higher than the international average."[1]
Greenland's culture is a combination of Inuit traditions, European influences (Especially Scandinavian culture), and the island's geography and wildlife.
"The largest employers in Greenland are the various levels of administration, including the central Kingdom Government in Denmark, the Local Greenland Self-Rule Government, and the municipalities. Most of these positions are in the capital Nuuk.[18] In addition to this direct employment, the government heavily subsidizes other major employers in other areas of the economy, including Great Greenland Furhouse's seal skin purchases, Pilersuisoq's rural stores, and some of Air Greenland and Royal Arctic's regional routes."[2]
It pays to be nice to the Danes! I am so glad that the Greenlanders haven't attempted a special military invasion of Denmark. Conservative (talk) 22:38, January 7, 2025 (EST)
Russia:
Periods where Russia was a high-income country: Russia (2012–14, 2023–present)[3]
I trust this clarifies matters. Conservative (talk) 22:05, January 7, 2025 (EST)
- Yah, as clear a bag of excrement on Greenland's shores. RobSThe Truth. Just Putin It Out There 22:06, January 7, 2025 (EST)
off topic trolling
- If you want a clearer view, please see: Russia's economic problems. Conservative (talk) 22:20, January 7, 2025 (EST)
- the subject is Greenland, not Russia.
Donald Trump wants to be Greenland's leader and teach them sobriety. And that hard work leads to a multiple toilet household
Donald Trump wants to be Greenland's leader and teach them sobriety. And that hard work leads to a multiple toilet household.
Key quote: "I never had a glass of alcohol in my life. I've never had — I have never had a glass of alcohol if you can believe it, I think largely because of my brother." — Donald Trump, October 2, 2024, in an interview with Dave Ramsey.
I trust this clarifies matters. Conservative (talk) 18:21, November 11, 2026 (EST)
Using abductive reasoning, my estimate is that Mar-a-Lago has approximately 40–45 toilets, with perhaps 42 being a reasonable working estimate
Here's my reasoning.
1. Known information
- Mar-a-Lago has approximately 58 bedrooms. - It has 33 bathrooms, according to the Miami Herald. - In January 2022, Palm Beach approved an expansion of the Post Ballroom's restroom facilities.
2. The additional restroom facilities
The approved ballroom expansion included:
Facility Toilets:
Women's restroom 4 Men's restroom 2 Men's urinals 3
3. My abductive estimate
Assuming most of the 33 bathrooms have at least one toilet, and allowing for multiple toilets in larger public restroom facilities, I would estimate: Estimated toilet count ~42
A reasoned estimate, not a verified inventory
Donald Trump apparently has enough indoor plumbing at Mar-a-Lago to make the Greenland toilet discussion rather entertaining. 😂
Perhaps the next essay should be:
Essay: Why Greenland Should Learn About American Multiple-Toilet Households! Conservative (talk) 18:26, November 11, 2026 (EST)
- Wow. Impressive. You must think you have a high IQ. Foghorn LeghornDo normal heterosexuals spend 20 yrs obsessing over gay bars, bathhouses and drag queens? 18:35, November 11, 2026 (EST)