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[[File:William-shatner.jpg|thumbnail|center|500px|More evidence that [[atheism|atheists]] quite often tend to be white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds! An atheists' meeting was organized in the [[United States]] concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The ''[[New York Times]]'' described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd — imagine a [[Star Trek]] convention, but older..."<ref>http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/16/us/16beliefs.html</ref> For more information, please see [[Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women]] and [[Atheism and marriageability]]
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[[File:William-shatner.jpg|thumbnail|center|500px|More evidence that [[atheism|atheists]] quite often tend to be white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds!  
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An atheists' meeting was organized in the [[United States]] concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The ''[[New York Times]]'' described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd — imagine a [[Star Trek]] convention, but older..."<ref>http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/16/us/16beliefs.html</ref>  
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For more information, please see [[Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women]] and [[Atheism and marriageability]]
 
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[[File:Atheism is most illogical.jpg|thumbnail|left|500px|Atheism [[atheism and irrationality|is most illogical.]]
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[[File:PZ Myers3.jpg|thumbnail|right|275px|Survey data and website tracking data of prominent [[atheism|atheists']] websites indicate that in the Western World, [[Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women|atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women.]]<ref>http://www.americanreligionsurvey-aris.org/reports/NONES_08.pdf</ref><ref>http://www.livescience.com/culture/090227-religion-men-women.html</ref><ref>http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women</ref>  The [[atheism|atheist]] [[PZ Myers]], who is featured in the picture above giving a presentation, recently commented that atheists' meetings tend to be significantly more attended by males.<ref>http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/the_woman_problem.php</ref>
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With the above in mind, does '''<big>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzu8Mko5QQg this video]</big>''' feature an atheist man with a robust mustache at an atheists' meeting? It certainly does not appear to! Click '''<big>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzu8Mko5QQg HERE]</big>''' to see the video and decide for yourself!
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Bonus question: Including [[PZ Myers]], how many [[Essay: 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming an atheist nerd|atheist nerds]] are in the picture above?
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<small>(photo obtained from [http://www.flickr.com/photos/22427429@N00/3019515778/ Flickr], see: [http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/deed.en license agreement])</small>]]
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== Danger signs you may becoming an atheist nerd ==
 
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*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/wilwheaton/3810563454/sizes/m/in/photostream/ This is how you normally dress for work]
 
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[[File:Another atheist pothead.JPG|thumbnail|200px|right|The white, [[evolution|evolutionist]], [[atheism|atheist]], nerd [[Carl Sagan]], who was divorced two times, was an avid [[marijuana]] smoker who claimed marijuana gave him scientific insights.<ref>http://cosmologytalk.tribe.net/thread/7e25b81c-2529-44c6-b388-f926c2475e6a</ref>  Sagan's [[atheism]] and avid pot smoking no doubt helped inspire Sagan's atheistic [[pseudoscience]] fantasy that [[evolution]] was a "fact".<ref>http://www.creationdefense.org/57.htm</ref>
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1. When you are at your girlfriend's house, you cannot stop scowling at her mother's pictures of [[Jesus]] (Please see: [[Essay: The atheist and evolutionist helpline|The atheist and evolutionist helpline]]).
 
1. When you are at your girlfriend's house, you cannot stop scowling at her mother's pictures of [[Jesus]] (Please see: [[Essay: The atheist and evolutionist helpline|The atheist and evolutionist helpline]]).
  
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3. You spend countless hours arguing with your girlfriend on the true definition of atheism and insist you are not [[Attempts to dilute the definition of atheism|diluting the definition of atheism given in most encyclopedias of philosophy.]]  
 
3. You spend countless hours arguing with your girlfriend on the true definition of atheism and insist you are not [[Attempts to dilute the definition of atheism|diluting the definition of atheism given in most encyclopedias of philosophy.]]  
  
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4. You try to convince every woman you meet to visit atheists' websites. You do this because you are mad at [[Conservapedia]] for pointing out that the web traffic tracking companies [[Alexa]] and Quantcast indicate that a majority of web visitors to prominent atheists' websites are males (Please see: [[Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women]]).
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4. You tell your girlfriend that she is merely a result of blind random natural forces and there is nothing particularly special about her. Of course, this lets her know that you are an insensitive liar and she starts crying (see: [[Atheism and deception]]).
  
 
5. You fly into an uncontrollable rage when your girlfriend brings up [[Essay: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it|shockofgod's question]].
 
5. You fly into an uncontrollable rage when your girlfriend brings up [[Essay: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it|shockofgod's question]].
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6. After your last girlfriend dumped you, you reminded yourself that you still have a lot of atheist subscribers at your [[YouTube]] atheism channel and your Reddit atheist friend list is quite large. In addition, your mother no longer believes you are going to get married.
 
6. After your last girlfriend dumped you, you reminded yourself that you still have a lot of atheist subscribers at your [[YouTube]] atheism channel and your Reddit atheist friend list is quite large. In addition, your mother no longer believes you are going to get married.
  
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7. You tell your girlfriend that she is merely a result of blind random natural forces and there is nothing particularly special about her. Of course, this lets her know that you are an insensitive liar and she starts crying (see: [[Atheism and deception]]).
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7. You try to convince every woman you meet to visit atheists' websites. You do this because you are mad at [[Conservapedia]] for pointing out that the web traffic tracking companies [[Alexa]] and Quantcast indicate that a majority of web visitors to prominent atheists' websites are males (Please see: [[Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women]]).
  
 
8. You think [[Essay: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?|Richard Dawkins has machismo]] or try to debate Conservapedians on the true [[Essay: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?|definition of the word machismo]] despite the definitions the Merriam Webster dictionary offers.
 
8. You think [[Essay: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?|Richard Dawkins has machismo]] or try to debate Conservapedians on the true [[Essay: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?|definition of the word machismo]] despite the definitions the Merriam Webster dictionary offers.
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10. Your girlfriend tells you that there needs to be better communication between you two so you buy her a  [http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/bd48/ Star Trek USB Communicator] that will allow you two to "Stay connected Starfleet style" via [[Skype]] and IM programs.[http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/bd48/]
 
10. Your girlfriend tells you that there needs to be better communication between you two so you buy her a  [http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/bd48/ Star Trek USB Communicator] that will allow you two to "Stay connected Starfleet style" via [[Skype]] and IM programs.[http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/bd48/]
  
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'''<big>Attention male atheists!</big> '''  Nerds obviously have a significantly less likelihood of marrying. Lo and behold, American atheists are [[Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women|significantly less likely to get married than the general population]].[http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women] Click [[Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women|HERE]] to read more about atheist male nerds.
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<big>'''Important addendum!'''</big> If you carefully examined the 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a atheist nerd and told yourself, I didn't match any of them therefore I am not an atheist nerd and atheists are not more prone to being nerds, that is a strong warning sign you are an atheist nerd! Only atheist nerds take atheist nerd tests! For more information, please see [[Essay: The atheist and evolutionist helpline|The atheist and evolutionist helpline]]
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== See also ==
 
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*[[Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian]]
 
*[[Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian]]
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*[[Christian apologetics|Evidence for Christianity]]
 
*[[Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution]] ('''large collection''' of comedy/satire concerning [[atheism]] and [[evolution]])
 
*[[Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution]] ('''large collection''' of comedy/satire concerning [[atheism]] and [[evolution]])
 
*[[Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women]]
 
*[[Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women]]
 
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Revision as of 14:11, October 23, 2014

More evidence that atheists quite often tend to be white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds!

An atheists' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd — imagine a Star Trek convention, but older..."[1]

For more information, please see Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women and Atheism and marriageability

Atheists, please consider the advice that William Shatner gave to Trekkies in a comedy skit: "Get a life!" VIDEO

It is time to abandon your atheist fantasy land - evolution and abiogenesis are atheist science fiction tales pretending to be science. God's creation testifies to His existence.

(photo obtained from Wikimedia Commons, see: license agreement)

Postscript

Atheism is most illogical.

(Graphic obtained from Flickr, see: license agreement)
Survey data and website tracking data of prominent atheists' websites indicate that in the Western World, atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women.[2][3][4] The atheist PZ Myers, who is featured in the picture above giving a presentation, recently commented that atheists' meetings tend to be significantly more attended by males.[5]

With the above in mind, does this video feature an atheist man with a robust mustache at an atheists' meeting? It certainly does not appear to! Click HERE to see the video and decide for yourself!

Bonus question: Including PZ Myers, how many atheist nerds are in the picture above?

(photo obtained from Flickr, see: license agreement)

Danger signs you may becoming an atheist nerd

10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming an atheist nerd

File:Another atheist pothead.JPG
The white, evolutionist, atheist, nerd Carl Sagan, who was divorced two times, was an avid marijuana smoker who claimed marijuana gave him scientific insights.[6] Sagan's atheism and avid pot smoking no doubt helped inspire Sagan's atheistic pseudoscience fantasy that evolution was a "fact".[7]

(picture obtained from Wikimedia commons, Public domain picture)

1. When you are at your girlfriend's house, you cannot stop scowling at her mother's pictures of Jesus (Please see: The atheist and evolutionist helpline).

2. You own more pocket protectors than shirts.

3. You spend countless hours arguing with your girlfriend on the true definition of atheism and insist you are not diluting the definition of atheism given in most encyclopedias of philosophy.

4. You tell your girlfriend that she is merely a result of blind random natural forces and there is nothing particularly special about her. Of course, this lets her know that you are an insensitive liar and she starts crying (see: Atheism and deception).

5. You fly into an uncontrollable rage when your girlfriend brings up shockofgod's question.

6. After your last girlfriend dumped you, you reminded yourself that you still have a lot of atheist subscribers at your YouTube atheism channel and your Reddit atheist friend list is quite large. In addition, your mother no longer believes you are going to get married.

7. You try to convince every woman you meet to visit atheists' websites. You do this because you are mad at Conservapedia for pointing out that the web traffic tracking companies Alexa and Quantcast indicate that a majority of web visitors to prominent atheists' websites are males (Please see: Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women).

8. You think Richard Dawkins has machismo or try to debate Conservapedians on the true definition of the word machismo despite the definitions the Merriam Webster dictionary offers.

9. You twitched your nose a lot at the last Richard Dawkins fan club meeting.[1]

10. Your girlfriend tells you that there needs to be better communication between you two so you buy her a Star Trek USB Communicator that will allow you two to "Stay connected Starfleet style" via Skype and IM programs.[2]

Attention male atheists! Nerds obviously have a significantly less likelihood of marrying. Lo and behold, American atheists are significantly less likely to get married than the general population.[3] Click HERE to read more about atheist male nerds.

Important addendum! If you carefully examined the 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a atheist nerd and told yourself, I didn't match any of them therefore I am not an atheist nerd and atheists are not more prone to being nerds, that is a strong warning sign you are an atheist nerd! Only atheist nerds take atheist nerd tests! For more information, please see The atheist and evolutionist helpline

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Notes

  1. ↑ http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/16/us/16beliefs.html
  2. ↑ http://www.americanreligionsurvey-aris.org/reports/NONES_08.pdf
  3. ↑ http://www.livescience.com/culture/090227-religion-men-women.html
  4. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  5. ↑ http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/the_woman_problem.php
  6. ↑ http://cosmologytalk.tribe.net/thread/7e25b81c-2529-44c6-b388-f926c2475e6a
  7. ↑ http://www.creationdefense.org/57.htm
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