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See Atheism and marriageability !!!

Don't let atheism and the pseudoscience of evolution turn you into a screechy monkey!

In 2010, the Christian apologetics website True Free Thinker wrote concerning the blog of atheist PZ Myers:

“ Scienceblogger Chad Orzel described the commentators on PZ Myers ' Scienceblogs.com site Pharyngula, and other Scienceblogs.com commentators, as "screechy monkeys."[1] ”


Don't let atheism and the pseudoscience of evolution turn you into a screechy monkey!

Attention atheist men! Why finding a wife may be so hard for you

Attention atheist men! Survey data and website tracking data of prominent atheist websites indicate that in the Western World, atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women! Atheism may reduce your marriageability. Don't tell women you are an atheist until at least the second date. Another option, given the shamefulness of atheism, is you could be a closet atheist like Charles Darwin and never admit to her that you are an atheist. After all, prominent atheist are not exactly known for their manliness.

Atheists, please don't lie. She may be very upset when the ugly truth comes out!

But please don't lie and pretend your a believer in God like Charles Darwin did in his work On The Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection or The Preservation of Favored Races in the Struggle for Life because lying is a sin. Atheists, we know many of you have a secret you don't want to tell others. After all, prominent atheists have been haunted by the thought the natural world was the result of design. Even the great grand daddy of evolutionary "science" himself, Charles Darwin, late in life often had overwhelming thoughts the natural world was the result of design! After all is said and done, you know that God created and God designed the natural world and it must take a lot of work to suppress this matter.

The American Journal of Medicine medical journal declared that Darwin's wife, Emma, greatly disapproved of his evolutionist ideas and "This, facsimile of public reaction, must have kept lively his anxiety and torment". [2] For more information please see: Darwin's sickness.

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Atheist men, avoid her mother's rolling pin! Convert or stay in the atheist closet forever. Please see: Atheism and marriageability(photo obtained from Flickr, see: license agreement)

Avoiding her daddy's shotgun and her mother's rolling pin

And forget about telling her parents you are an atheist! You don't want her father greeting you with a shotgun and a bunch of bananas and her mother greeting you with a rolling pin! And by all means keep the screeching to a bare minimum. Of course, given the abundance of the evidence for Christianity (see: Christian apologetics), the best way to avoid her daddy's shotgun and mother's rolling pin is to become a Christian!

How to avoid scowling at her mother's pictures of Jesus

Atheist men: Avoid all eye contact with her mother's pictures of Jesus in the house. You don't want to be caught scowling at her mom's pictures of Jesus. Put your hand over your eyes if need be. If her mother asks you if you have something in your eye, run out of the house immediately.

Atheist men, Still having problems finding a wife?

If you are still having a problem finding a wife, consider the possibility that the problem might be with you and not with womankind. Also, you may have problems controlling your screeching which often is very disconcerting to women. Keep reading below for additional help because there most certainly is help available.

The claim that atheists tend to be quarrelsome and socially challenged men

In 2007, Vox Day wrote:

Vox Day
“ It's not just a figment of my imagination, it seems atheists truly are socially autistic by their own report. Asperger's Syndrome is a disorder described as "autistic psychopathy" by its discoverer, Dr. Hans Asperger. Those with the disorder tend to be intelligent, socially awkward and difficult to converse with. They are also likely to be male.

Based on Wired Magazine's observation that atheists tend to be quarrelsome, socially challenged men, to say nothing of the unpleasant personalities of leading public atheists such as Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens and Michel Onfray, one could reasonably hypothesize that there is likely to be a strong correlation between Asperger's and atheism. It's by no means a scientific test, but it is interesting to note the coincidence that 59 of the virulent atheists over at Dr. PZ Myers place report an average score on the Asperger's Quotient test of 27.8. And this does not include the two individuals who actually have Asperger's but did not report any test results.

The test notes that "Scores over 32 are generally taken to indicate Asperger's Syndrome or high-functioning autism". The average male score is 18, the average female score is 15. By way of comparison, I scored 14...

Obviously, more comprehensive and scientific tests would be advised before any definite conclusion can be reached...[3]

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The screechy monkey self-test. Are you in danger of becoming a screechy monkey?

The screechy monkey self-test:

What is atheism?

Atheism, as defined by the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy, the Routledge Encyclopedia of Philosophy, and other philosophy reference works, is the denial of the existence of God.[4][5][6] Unlike Christianity, which is supported by a large body of sound evidence (see: Christian apologetics), atheism has no proof and evidence supporting its ideology. Please also see: Attempts to dilute the definition of atheism.

The Apostle Paul wrote:

“ For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men who suppress the truth in unrighteousness, because that which is known about God is evident within them; for God made it evident to them. For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse. - Romans 1:18-20 (NASB)[7] ”
Matthew Henry

Noted Bible commentator and clergyman Matthew Henry wrote concerning atheism: "A man that is endued with the powers of reason, by which he is capable of knowing, serving, glorifying, and enjoying his Maker, and yet lives without God in the world, is certainly the most despicable and the most miserable animal under the sun."[8]


Remember: Don't let atheism and the pseudoscience of evolution turn you into a screechy monkey!


Take the screechy monkey self-test before its too late!


The Screechy monkey self-test:


Help me! I'm a screechy monkey!

You took the screechy monkey self-test and found to your horror that you are a screechy monkey. Are you condemned to eating monkey chow for the rest of your life or is there an alternative?

There is an alternative. Please go HERE and HERE and HERE

Classic quotes from the Christian shockofgod YouTube channel

"The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory." - Christian YouTube video producer shockofgod [9] Please see: Atheism is a clown and it did not know it (photo obtained from Flickr, see: Creative commons license agreement)

See also: Attempts to dilute the definition of atheism and militant atheism

  • I received another email about someone becoming a Christian and leaving atheism... Now as you guys know, the atheist community on YouTube and also on radio and TV...They are in panic mode. It is obvious. Everyone on YouTube can see that this question that we are asking atheists that they cannot answer is really panicking the atheist community....Here is the question and then we will get to these awesome emails of atheists leaving atheism because the atheists cannot provide proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct...The question is: What proof and evidence can you provide that PROVES that atheism is accurate and correct?...You see I left atheism because the lack of proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct. The proof and evidence is for Jesus Christ.[10]
  • "We are getting atheists leaving atheism. They are like dropping like flies. They are realizing...You know what? Atheism is madness. There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct."[11]
  • "An email from an atheist: 'There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct. Happy now?' Ha! Ha! Ha! And he goes on and on about Santa Claus. Oh atheists, feel the sting."[12]
  • "The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory."[13]
  • "The Atheists Experience Show has failed. Dprjones has failed. Well, you know they're atheists. They're used to failure...Every atheists has failed."[15]
  • "What proof and evidence can you provide as an atheist that atheism is accurate and correct. Game over atheists. You have nothing. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Game over."[16]

See also

References

  1. ↑ http://www.truefreethinker.com/articles/pz-myers-and-pavlovs-monkeys
  2. ↑ "The Illness of Charles Darwin", William B. Bean, September 1978, American Journal of Medicine
  3. ↑ http://voxday.blogspot.com/2007/08/socially-autistic-atheist.html
  4. ↑ http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/atheism-agnosticism/
  5. ↑ Is Atheism More Rational by Creation Ministries International
  6. ↑ http://www.thedivineconspiracy.org/athart3.htm
  7. ↑ http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%201:18-20&version=NASB
  8. ↑ http://www.ccel.org/ccel/henry/mhc1.ii.html
  9. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  10. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  11. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  12. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  13. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  14. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  15. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
  16. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkpKs4oSBf0
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