Essay: Rhythmic Muslims vs. atheist wet blankets
The atheists in the Western World haven't really produced much, if any, fun/rhythmic songs. That is because Western atheism is dominated by atheist nerds. In addition, many atheists are depressed due to their bleak worldview (see: Atheism and suicide and Atheism and depression and Atheism, agnosticism and pessimism). Furthermore, atheists lean to the left politically (see: Atheism and politics) and secular leftists are frequently humorless killjoys (see: Atheism and humor).
Face it atheists: Male, atheist nerds in the West are wet blankets. And overweight, feminist, lesbian atheists are lousy belly dancers!!!! See: Lesbianism and obesity and Atheism and obesity and Atheist feminism.
Most countries in the Middle East have Muslim majorities in terms of their populations. Middle Eastern food taste better than much of bland food in irreligious cultures (See: Atheism, food science and bland food). Why do so many atheist cultures have bland food? Is it because many atheists are bland?
|“||Many people in the Soviet Union have grown tired of institutionalized food in state-run cafeterias found at state-run cafeterias such as Stolovaya No. 22 and Stolovaya No. 23 where the menus seldom change and often lack variety. Most food in the Soviet Union is unimaginative, tasteless and bland.||”|
Question: Of the two options below, which sounds better?
Option 1: Going to Middle Eastern restaurant and eating a shish kabob, rice, falafel, hummus, pita bread and a flavorful salad while watching a slim and graceful belly dancer.
Option 2: Going to a franchise which specializes in recreating the following: Eating bland food in a state run cafeteria in the former Soviet Union. There are no belly dancers in atheist, state run, communist cafeterias.
Christians, atheism and flavorful food
Flavorful food Christians are known for: Eggnog, Christmas cookies and glazed, Easter hams.
Flavorful food commonly associated with atheism: Nothing. Absolutely nothing!
See also: Atheism quotes
"I'm the wet blanket atheist...". - Atheist Siobhan O'Leary
"I don’t want to be a wet blanket...". - Atheist professor at Purdue University
"It's that time of year again. 'T'is the season to be jolly -- or, if you're an atheist activist, to throw a wet blanket over the holidays." - Robert Small, Self-Righteous Atheists Are Misguided Killjoys, American Thinker See: Atheism and Christmas and Santa syndrome
Rhythmic, religious Africans vs. atheist wet blankets
Rhythmic, religious Latinos vs. atheist wet blankets
Atheism and musical–rhythmic intelligence and artistic intelligence
- Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution
- Penn Jillette's walrus slide vs. thin Indian Christian lady dancers
- 10 telltale signs you are an atheist nerd
- Atheism vs. Islam
- Atheist music
- Atheism and dance
- Atheism and disco music
- Atheism and culture
- Khan, Razib (November 18, 2010). "Gene expression; Sex differences in global atheism, part N". Discover magazine website.
- Myers, P.Z. (June 29, 2010). "The woman problem". Pharyngula [blog].
- Making A Beef About Soviet Food
- Adherents.com - suicide rates
- Atheist Siobhan O'Leary on Twitter
- Atheism, minorities, white males, and just shutting up
- Self-Righteous Atheists Are Misguided Killjoys by Robert Small, American Thinker