Essay: Worst Liberal Songs
From Conservapedia
| Song | Artist/Band | Comments | Year | Genre |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You" | Heart | A woman, who's lover is unable to father children, seduces a hitchhiker solely to get pregnant. | 1990 | Rock |
| "American Idiot" | Green Day | Self-explanatory. The song criticizes America, claiming that we are all "racist", "homophobic", brainwashed sheep. Sample lyric: Well maybe I'm the faggot America. / I'm not a part of a redneck agenda. / Now everybody do the propaganda. / And sing along to the age of paranoia. | 2004 | Punk Rock |
| "Anaconda" | Nicki Minaj | The title is a slang sexual term for male genitalia. | 2014 | Hip-Hop |
| "Back in the USSR" | The Beatles | A parody of Beach Boys songs, as well as "Back in the U.S.A." by Chuck Berry.[1] | 1968 | Pop |
| "Bad Religion" | Frank Ocean | A song about homosexual emotional dependency. | 2012 | R&B |
| "Beds are Burning" | Midnight Oil | Calls for an extremely drastic compromise in response to the Aboriginal conflicts; handing back Australia. | 1987 | Rock |
| "Been Caught Stealing" | Jane's Addiction | "When I (she, we) want something, man, I (she, we) don't wanna pay for it!" That should be self-explanatory. Plus the video shows band members shoplifting. | 1990 | Pop |
| "Big Ole B*tt" | LL Cool J | Singer brags about cheating on current girlfriend with a new one due solely to anatomy. Three different times, one with a minor no less. | 1989 | Rap |
| "Bodies" | Drowning Pool | "Let the bodies hit the floor"; bad coincidental release timeline in conjunction with 9/11. It was also used to break the will of soldiers during the Iraq War, seems to promote violence and bloodshed. Was also used as the theme song for World Wrestling Entertainment's August 2001 pay-per-view, SummerSlam, as well as the ECW TV show between 2006 and 2008 (due to the extreme violence that ECW featured compared to the other WWE shows). | 2001 | Nu-Metal |
| "Born This Way" | Lady Gaga | A song promoting the fallacy that homosexuality is a legitimate lifestyle into which people are born. | 2011 | Pop |
| "Candy Shop" | 50 Cent | A song that promotes sex and drugs by disguising it as a "candy shop". | 2005 | Dirty Rap |
| "Capitalists Suck" | D.R.I. | Self-explanatory. | 1983 | Thrashcore |
| "Centerfold" | J. Geils Band | A song about a man fantasizing over his high school crush, who now appears in porn magazines. | 1983 | Pop |
| "C.S. (Conservative Shithead)" | Napalm Death | Self-explanatory. | 1987 | Grindcore |
| "Darling Nikki" | Prince | Repeated references (overt and implied) to masturbation. Was the #1 song on the Parents Music Resource Center's "Filthy Fifteen" list. | 1984 | Pop |
| "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" | The Police | Though supposedly about people's love for simple songs, contains references to violent sexual assault. | 1980 | Pop |
| "Diggers' Song" | Gerrard Winstanley | The official anthem for the socialist Digger movement in 17th century Britain. | 1649-1651 | Ballad |
| "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" | Blue Öyster Cult | The band's guitarist, Donald "Buck Dharma" Roser, wrote the song. He debunked the idea that it promoted suicide, and said it was about the inevitability of death; some people interpret the lyrics as suggesting a murder-suicide because of the mention of Romeo and Juliet.[2] | 1976 | Rock |
| "Don't Stand So Close to Me" | The Police | A song about a student and teacher, each fantasizing a sexual relationship with the other. | 1980 | Pop |
| "Dopeman" | N.W.A. | A drug promoting song, also contains some profanity. | 1988 | Hip Hop/Rap |
| "[Censored] tha Police" | N.W.A. | Anti-police song, even the title of which is censored due to profanity. Also appears to promote illiteracy due to the misspelling of the song's title by the group. | 1988 | Rap |
| "[Censored] Donald Trump" | YG & Nipsey Hussle | The title of the song, which is censored due to profanity is self-explanatory. The bashing and up-most disrespect of mocking our beloved president. | 2016 | Rap |
| "Give Peace a Chance" | John Lennon | The song constantly advocates anti-war themes, and also had implicitly negative views on religion due to them referencing in the second stanza rabbis, bishops, ministers, etc., etc. Was also notorious as being used as a theme song for the anti-war left. | 1969 | Folk |
| "God is a Woman" | Ariana Grande | The title of the song says it all. | 2018 | Pop |
| "Going Down to Sing in Texas" | Iris Dement | Blatantly leftist country ballad deriding former Republican presidents George W. Bush and Donald Trump, as a "war crimnal" and "hate monger" respectively, while lionizing the socialist Squad, favoring Muslims over even some Christian evangelists, and lampooning Israel. | 2020 | Country |
| "Goodbye Stranger" | Supertramp | Has the line "Devil is my savior." | 1979 | Rock |
| "Here's to You" | Joan Baez (lyrics) and Ennio Morricone (music) | The title of the song and its lyrics, performed by leftist folk singer/activist Joan Baez, are a reference to the execution of Sacco and Vanzetti, and was in fact used for the film Sacco e Vanzetti. The song takes the view that the two anarchists were innocent of the crimes they were charged with. | 1971 | Folk |
| "Heroin" | The Velvet Underground | An ode to hard drugs, something liberals would enjoy and relate to. | 1967 | Rock |
| "Hippychick" | Soho | A woman dumps her policeman boyfriend, as she has now chosen to oppose the police. (Written well before the "defund the police" movement) | Pop | |
| "Hot for Teacher" | Van Halen | About high school students who fantasize having sexual relations with their extremely attractive teachers (the video shows all you need to know). | 1983 | Rock |
| "Hungry Heart" | Bruce Springsteen | About a man who abandons his family ("I've got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack/I went for a ride and I never went back"). | 1980 | Rock |
| "I Kissed A Girl" | Katy Perry | A song about a lesbian kiss which has been heavily criticized by conservatives in the media. | 2008 | Pop |
| "I Touch Myself" | Divinyls | Does the title not say it all? The song's disgustingly about [censored]. | 1990 | Pop rock |
| "If I Had A Rocket Launcher" | Bruce Cockburn | A song which denounces regulated borders and the military in general. | 1984 | Pop Rock |
| "Imagine" | John Lennon | A celebratory song of atheism, godlessness, and a world that "will live as one" once God is defeated. | 1971 | Rock |
| "The Internationale" | Eugène Pottier/Pierre De Geyter | A song promoting the abolition of private property and all individual liberty. Acts as an anthem for various left-wing groups, including anarchists, Communists, socialists, democratic socialists, and socialist democrats.[3][4] | 1888 | Random noise strung together. |
| "Killing in the Name" | Rage Against the Machine | Unsubstantiated accusations of "racism" by law enforcement agencies, going as far as to accuse them of supporting the Ku Klux Klan. "Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses". Also contains a repeated profane defiance of the rule of law by lead singer/far-Left activist Zack de la Rocha near the song's end. | 1992 | Rap Rock |
| Land of Confusion | Genesis/Disturbed | Anti-Reagan song, the remake from Disturbed is also Anti-Bush & anti-capitalism, ironic considering their label Warner Bros. Records paid them millions of dollars for the song. | 1986 (Genesis) 2006 (Disturbed) | Progressive rock/Heavy metal |
| "Little Girls" | Oingo Boingo | Disturbing song that glorifies pedophilia. | 1981 | New wave |
| "Lying is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" | Panic! At the Disco | Liberalism at its finest: promoting sexual immorality in young adults. | 2010 | Pop |
| "Molly Cyrus" | Stitches | A vulgar song about sex and drugs | 2015 | Rap |
| "Mosh" | Eminem | A song persuading people to not vote for George W. Bush in the 2004 presidential election. | 2004 | Rap |
| "Neon Cathedral" | Macklemore | A song equating his calling his "church" a bar. | 2013 | Hip-Hop |
| "Nothing Else Matters" | Metallica | If the title wasn't self-referential, the song's about nihilism. | 1992 | Heavy metal |
| "Ocean Breathes Salty" | Modest Mouse | Atheistic propaganda that has the nerve to belittle those who believe in the afterlife. The singer seems to see himself as better than these people. | 2004 | Indie Rock |
| "OK2BGAY" | Tomboy | Another song promoting homosexuality. | N/A | Pop |
| "Party Rock Anthem" | LMFAO | An ode to hedonism that encourages young people to abandon social responsibility: "Party rock is in the house tonight; everybody just have a good time." The song mocks Christianity (“I got that devilish flow -- no halo”) and promotes gambling (“Every day I’m shuffling”). | 2011 | Dance-pop |
| "Poker Face" | Lady Gaga | A song that fantasizes about the life of bisexual women dating men, but desiring to date other women. | 2008 | Pop |
| "Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die" | Willie Nelson | A song about smoking marijuana and getting high (Nelson openly smokes marijuana -- he has been cited for it on numerous occasions -- and is an advocate for its legalization). | 2012 | Country |
| "Run the World (Girls)" | Beyonce | A Feminist song that goes over the top and claims females are "superior" to men. | 2011 | Electro-pop |
| "Same Love" | Macklemore | A song supporting same-sex "marriage" as well as bashing Republicans and Christians. Song also features openly homosexual female artist singing backup as well as a male homosexual couple (Macklemore's uncle and his long-time partner) on the song artwork. | 2013 | Pop/Hip-hop |
| "Search And Destroy" | Iggy and the Stooges | Anti-Vietnam War song. | 1973 | Garage rock |
| "Sexy and I Know It" | LMFAO | A very obscene and narcissistic song with an equally bad video. | 2011 | Dance-pop |
| "Sorry for Party Rocking" | LMFAO | Likely a jab at conservatives for not liking their whole "Party Rock Anthem" song. The apology is very openly insincere. | 2011 | Dance-pop |
| "Starships" | Nicki Minaj | A song going to the beach and wasting money on drugs, smoking, and alcohol. Basically just getting high and partying. | 2012 | Pop Dance |
| "Sugar Walls" | Sheena Easton | The title is a slang sexual term for female genitalia. Was named #2 of the "Filthy Fifteen" by Tipper Gore's Parents Music Resource Center. Though the accompanying video did not feature any sexual imagery, the lyrics (credited to "Alexander Nevermind", a pseudonym for Prince, who was involved in the top two "Filthy Fifteen" songs) themselves resulted in many radio stations refusing to play the song. | 1984 | Pop |
| "This Charming Man" | The Smiths | About a man on the road who picks up a male hitchhiker. Implies a homosexual attraction between the two. | 1983 | Indie Rock |
| "This Land Is Your Land" | Woody Guthrie (also recorded by various liberal/socialist artists) | Song attacking the institution of private property, promoting welfare and criticizing the poverty that exists under the capitalist system. | 1940 | Folk |
| "WAP" | Cardi B | This morally depraved song, with an equally depraved music video, literally is about "wet A** P***y." Even more shocking is how popular this song is among teens and how many disgusting and depraved people actually defend it. | 2020 | Rap |
| "War" | Edwin Starr | A song promoting pacifism and denouncing all wars, including just wars. | 1970 | Funk |
| "Weed is my Best Friend" | Popcaan | A song that celebrates the drug marijuana. | 2015 | Reggae |
| "When Ya Get Drafted" | Dead Kennedys | Anti-war and somehow getting capitalism involved, the song has liberals' paranoid delusion of Reagan drafting them and sending them to war. The irony is that Democrats created the draft in the first place. | 1980 | Punk Rock |
| "Yes We Can" | will.i.am | A pro-Obama propaganda song. | 2008 | Hip-Hop |
| "Young Wild & Free" | Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa | Basic promotion of drug usage, and encouraging liberal behavior, that smoking, getting drunk and high is what life is all about. | 2011 | Rap |
| "You Need to Calm Down" | Taylor Swift | This heavily pro-LGBT song (and the music video) essentially told people critical or wary of the LGBT+ to shut up. Promotes homosexuality, transgenderism, and the LGBT agenda. Has been criticized by several conservative journalists and political commentators. | 2019 | Pop |
| various | Marilyn Manson | Marilyn Manson is a devil worshipping Christ hater, need we say more? | various | Punk Rock |
In addition, these are songs a conservative has to be careful to avoid, as they pretend to have their values at heart, but are deceitfully liberal.
| Song | Artist/Band | Comments | Year | Genre |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| "Born in The USA" | Bruce Springsteen | This is an example of subliminal propaganda. The song seems patriotic, but is in fact anti-American, tricking anybody unfortunate enough to hear the song. Even Ronald Reagan was notoriously tricked by Springsteen into playing the song. Contains a racial slur toward Asians. | 1984 | Rock |
| "Green Eyes" | Hüsker Dü | Pretends to be about love, a universal and conservative subject. However, the song is about a same-sex partner, and that means in support of the homosexual agenda. The band was notorious for writing love songs in the second person to hide this. | 1985 | Alternative/Indie rock |
| "The Guns of Brixton" | The Clash | Some have interpreted it as being against gun control, but the lyrics are blatantly anti-police and has the nerve to suggest that the police are "racist". The Clash were also anti-Thatcher, liberal, and socialist. | 1979 | Punk rock/Reggae |
| "Slack Mother******" | Superchunk | The song seems to be criticizing a slacker who mooches off everyone around him. However, the band is notoriously liberal, as they openly support the homosexual agenda. The song is also very explicit and morally offensive, and the title openly reflects this. | 1990 | Alternative/Indie rock |
See also
References
- ↑ "I wrote that as a kind of Beach Boys parody. And 'Back in the USA' was a Chuck Berry song, so it kinda took off from there. I just liked the idea of Georgia girls and talking about places like the Ukraine as if they were California, you know? It was also hands across the water, which I'm still conscious of. 'Cuz they like us out there, even though the bosses in the Kremlin may not. The kids do. And that to me is very important for the future of the race." Playboy interview with Paul and Linda McCartney by Joan Goodman, ©1984 Playboy Press retrieved August 16, 2012,
- ↑ (Don't Fear) The Reaper by Blue Öyster Cult. songfacts.com, retrieved August 16, 2012.
- ↑ World Book Encyclopedia, 2018 ed., s.v. "Internationale, The"
- ↑ The International Anarchist Congress, Amsterdam, 1907.
