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[[File:PzMyers2.jpg|thumbnail|325px|right|Perhaps if the atheist [[PZ Myers]] drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture.  
 
[[File:PzMyers2.jpg|thumbnail|325px|right|Perhaps if the atheist [[PZ Myers]] drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture.  
  
<small>(photo obtained from [http://www.flickr.com/photos/reuvenim/4426093513/ Flickr], see [http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/deed.en  license agreement])</small> ]]
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<small>(photo obtained from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/reuvenim/4426093513/ Flickr], see [http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/deed.en  license agreement])</small> ]]
 
Below are some [[satire]]s of [[evolution]]:
 
Below are some [[satire]]s of [[evolution]]:
  
*[[Essay: The transitional animal the flying kitty?|The transitional animal the flying kitty?]]
 
 
*[[Essay: PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum|PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum]]
 
*[[Essay: PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum|PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum]]
 
*[[Essay: Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course|Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course]]
 
*[[Essay: Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course|Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course]]
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*[[Essay: Darwin's Law|Darwin's Law]]
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*[[Essay: The transitional animal the flying kitty?|The transitional animal the flying kitty?]]
 
*[[Essay: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?|Does evolutionist Richard Dawkins have machismo?]]
 
*[[Essay: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?|Does evolutionist Richard Dawkins have machismo?]]
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*[[Essay: EvC Forum vs. the Grim Reaper|EvC Forum vs. the Grim Reaper]]
 
*[[Essay: Atheist PZ Myers agrees with the Christian, creationist Shockofgod|Atheist PZ Myers agrees with the Christian, creationist Shockofgod]]
 
*[[Essay: Atheist PZ Myers agrees with the Christian, creationist Shockofgod|Atheist PZ Myers agrees with the Christian, creationist Shockofgod]]
 
*[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/02/evidently-world-has-no-great-need-of.html Jobless evolutionary biologists]
 
*[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/02/evidently-world-has-no-great-need-of.html Jobless evolutionary biologists]
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*[[Essay: Evolutionists, stop the mud slinging. You don't have enough mud|Evolutionists, stop the mud slinging. You don't have enough mud]]
 
*[[Essay: Evolutionists, stop the mud slinging. You don't have enough mud|Evolutionists, stop the mud slinging. You don't have enough mud]]
 
*[[Essay: Richard Dawkins' lack of appeal to the Asian women audience|Richard Dawkins' lack of appeal to the Asian women audience]]
 
*[[Essay: Richard Dawkins' lack of appeal to the Asian women audience|Richard Dawkins' lack of appeal to the Asian women audience]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/wazooloo Ian Juby YouTube channel]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/user/wazooloo Ian Juby YouTube channel]
 
*[[Essay: Atheists clinging to 19th century "science"|Atheists clinging to 19th century "science"]]
 
*[[Essay: Atheists clinging to 19th century "science"|Atheists clinging to 19th century "science"]]
 
*[[What Evolutionists Think Is Random|What evolutionists claim is random]]
 
*[[What Evolutionists Think Is Random|What evolutionists claim is random]]
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*[http://tccsa.tc/archives/cartoons/janitor.html Evolutionist janitors]
 
*[http://tccsa.tc/archives/cartoons/janitor.html Evolutionist janitors]
 
*[[Essay: The Tower of Evobabble|The Tower of Evobabble]]
 
*[[Essay: The Tower of Evobabble|The Tower of Evobabble]]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3493088579/in/pool-evolution-satire Evolutionary timeline]
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*[https://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3493088579/in/pool-evolution-satire Evolutionary timeline]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3493920794/in/pool-evolution-satire Evolution]
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*[https://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3493920794/in/pool-evolution-satire Evolution]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3360230417/ Darwin-Hitler and evolutionary racism]
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*[https://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3360230417/ Darwin-Hitler and evolutionary racism]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3493889728/in/photostream/ The Darwin-Stalin connection]
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*[https://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3493889728/in/photostream/ The Darwin-Stalin connection]
 
*[http://tccsa.tc/archives/cartoons/teach.html Teaching evolution]
 
*[http://tccsa.tc/archives/cartoons/teach.html Teaching evolution]
 
*[http://www.answersingenesis.org/media/image/cartoons/after-eden/monkey-science Monkey science]
 
*[http://www.answersingenesis.org/media/image/cartoons/after-eden/monkey-science Monkey science]
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Britain is the birthplace of [[Darwinism]].   
 
Britain is the birthplace of [[Darwinism]].   
  
Professor Terence Stephenson in [http://www.aomrc.org.uk/general-news/doctors-unite-to-deliver-prescription-for-uk-obesity-epidemic.html Measuring Up], a report on the nation's obesity crisis by the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges (AoMRC) called Britain "the fat man of Europe".<ref>[http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/loseweight/Pages/statistics-and-causes-of-the-obesity-epidemic-in-the-UK.aspx Britain: 'the fat man of Europe']</ref>  In May 2014, the British paper ''The Mirror'' reported that according to the British medical journal ''Lancet'', British girls are the most overweight girls in Western Europe.<ref>[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/british-girls-fattest-western-europe-3620185 British girls are FATTEST in western Europe claims alarming new research by The Lancet], ''Mirror'', Ben Burrows, May 29, 2014 10:52</ref>  In Britain, 29.2% of girls under the age of 20 are classed as excessively heavy with just over 8% meeting the clinical definition of obesity.<ref>[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/british-girls-fattest-western-europe-3620185 British girls are FATTEST in western Europe claims alarming new research by The Lancet], ''Mirror'', Ben Burrows, May 29, 2014 10:52</ref>
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Professor Terence Stephenson in [http://www.aomrc.org.uk/general-news/doctors-unite-to-deliver-prescription-for-uk-obesity-epidemic.html Measuring Up], a report on the nation's obesity crisis by the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges (AoMRC) called Britain "the fat man of Europe".<ref>[http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/loseweight/Pages/statistics-and-causes-of-the-obesity-epidemic-in-the-UK.aspx Britain: 'the fat man of Europe']</ref>  In May 2014, the British paper ''The Mirror'' reported that according to the British medical journal ''Lancet'', British girls are the most overweight girls in Western Europe.<ref>[https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/british-girls-fattest-western-europe-3620185 British girls are FATTEST in western Europe claims alarming new research by The Lancet], ''Mirror'', Ben Burrows, May 29, 2014 10:52</ref>  In Britain, 29.2% of girls under the age of 20 are classed as excessively heavy with just over 8% meeting the clinical definition of obesity.<ref>[https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/british-girls-fattest-western-europe-3620185 British girls are FATTEST in western Europe claims alarming new research by The Lancet], ''Mirror'', Ben Burrows, May 29, 2014 10:52</ref>
  
 
==[[Essay: The transitional animal the flying kitty?|Postscript: The transitional animal the flying kitty?]] ==
 
==[[Essay: The transitional animal the flying kitty?|Postscript: The transitional animal the flying kitty?]] ==

Latest revision as of 13:59, December 9, 2021

Perhaps if the atheist PZ Myers drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture. (photo obtained from Flickr, see license agreement)

Below are some satires of evolution:

Britain, the birthplace of Darwinism, has been called "the fat man of Europe"

See also: United Kingdom and obesity and Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

Britain is the birthplace of Darwinism.

Professor Terence Stephenson in Measuring Up, a report on the nation's obesity crisis by the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges (AoMRC) called Britain "the fat man of Europe".[1] In May 2014, the British paper The Mirror reported that according to the British medical journal Lancet, British girls are the most overweight girls in Western Europe.[2] In Britain, 29.2% of girls under the age of 20 are classed as excessively heavy with just over 8% meeting the clinical definition of obesity.[3]

Postscript: The transitional animal the flying kitty?

 

For more information please see: The transitional animal the flying kitty?

Please notice the much debated "tail rudder system" for the flying kitty which evolutionary "scientists" claim evolved over time, but which creation scientists assert were obviously the work of intelligent design. Flying kitties are believed by evolutionists to be closely related to the flying pig species, but creation scientists counter that evolutionists have yet to offer any proof and evidence for this claim. For details on how evolutionary "scientists" arrive at their findings please see: You obviously don't understand how science works...

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