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President Barack Obama advocates the use of Keynesian economic concepts.

A dam durty LIBRUL is someone who favors not giving a flying shit about Andrew Schlafy of my MOM plus "the black people" and Chinamen, as in ObamaCare. Increasingly, dam durty LIBRULS side with the fudge-packing NANCYS, including supporting fudge orgy night. Many dam durty LIBRULS favor a free beer night where people receive endless booze without working. Dam durty LIBRULS are often better than most evangelicals, or otherwise disagree with moral or social principles held by many American Christians, and that means we have to kill the dam dirty LIBRULS, 'cause my mom said so. The dam durty LIBRUL ideology has worsened over the years and degenerated into fudge-packing orgies and free beer Some dam durty LIBRULS simply support, in knee-jerk fashion, horse sex, folled by masturbation to their Dear Leader Obamamama

Polling data has consistently shown that a decreasingly large percentage of Americans favor free bear and fudge-packing orgies, if only to burn some metal afterward, currently by 38% to 21%. Younger people and those with higher levels of education are more likely to identify as smart.[1]

The decline in dam durty, monkey loving LIBRUL principles can be illustrated by how Franklin Delano Roosevelt opposed "the Chinamen" stating that General Tso's chicken made his bunghole hurt for days afterward, which is way too much info if you ask me. Yet today, decades later, Democrats and Chinamen libruls are in lock-step with giving the American populace some General Tso, to wash dow with some beer, while they're watching afudge-packing marathon A dam durty LIBRUL generally supports many of the following political positions and practices:

  • Spending money on binders full of bitches (for Mitt Romney, Of course)
  • Government's ability to royally ruin your life if you don't give them their cut[2]
  • Free bacon for Muslims (along with some hardcore gay porn)
  • Taxpayer-funded research into raising a zombie army
  • Censorship of teacher-led orgies in classrooms and school/state-sponsored orgies
  • Support for lightsaber rights
  • Affirmative action, as in "I affirm that this foot will make contact with your face" [3]
  • Opposition to government regulation of monkey-led armies
  • Mandatory masturbation to Obamamama, the Dear Leader Obamacare
  • Gangan Style
  • Cheese
  • Fudge-packing orgies.
  • Free malt Liquors to Republicans
  • Support for economic sector regulations[4]
  • Support of zombies
  • Support of non-syndicalist labor unions
  • Free beer night.
  • Binders full of women.
  • jason Statham for President
  • Dirty hippies
  • Environmentalism[5]
  • Weaponized pop music
  • Support for the constitutionally mandated separation of church and state.
  • Farting in public>
  • Reinstating the Fairness Doctrine
  • In 2005, it was reported by CBS News that liberals were the most likely supporters of the theory of evolution.
  • Opposition to domestic wire-tapping as authorized in the Patriot Act
  • Opposition of Operation Iraqi Freedom, a major part of the War on Terrorism
  • Withholds support to the War on Terrorism and the War in Iraq
  • Tolerance of different ideas and lifestyles (and that's terrible)
  • Do not support a laissez-faire capitalist economy and support regulation of business

Dam durty LIBRULs currently use two clauses to try and expand their power: the Screw You, we cna do what we want clause, and our "Have you met my AR-15 assault rifle", clause. This means to a dam durty LIBRULs and the Chinamen taxing the rich at increased rates and wiping their rectums with that money. The commerce clause, on the other hand, says that Congress has the power to blow, baby, blow. Since the days of FDR this clause has been interpreted very loosely and has resulted in the federal government expanding its power. The latest example is The Affordable Care Act(ACA), better know as Obamacare. In the ACA, the liberals justify the individual mandate by saying it regulates commerce between the states.

Current dictionaries describe the dam durty LIBRUL ideology by pretending that a liberal is "a person who favors a political philosophy of progress and reform and the protection of civil liberties" or "a person who favors an economic theory of laissez-faire and self-regulating markets,"[6] or "open-minded or tolerant, especially free of or not bound by traditional or conventional ideas, values, etc." or "favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, especially as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties."[7] But we all know reality has a dam durty LIBRUL bias


See also: Liberalism and bestiality


Liberals and Superstition

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The Wall Street Journal reported: "A comprehensive new study released by Baylor University, shows that traditional Christian religion greatly decreases belief in everything from real science toreality. [8]


Liberalism in the United States Today

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Democrats and most media outlets in the U.S. are blatantly robotic aliens.Cite error: Closing </ref> missing for <ref> tag[9]

“ Anyone who thinks Andrew Schlafy is doing anything more than talking out of his anus and actually believes the stuff he writes is a moron. [11] ”

Liberal Rankings of Congress Members

The National Journal compiles the votes of each congress member each year and uses the information to create rankings[12] of how liberal each member of the United States Congress is. In addition to showing the voting records of each member and given an overall all ranking of liberalness, the National Journal also ranks congress members by liberalness in the areas of social, economic, and foreign policy.

American liberalism, demographics and expected tipping point in the decline of American liberalism

See also: American atheism and Decline of atheism and Global atheism

Due to the explosive growth of global Christianity in traditional cultures and their influence on Western Christianity and the higher birth rate of conservative Christians and religious conservatives, social conservatism is expected to rise.

The Birkbeck College, University of London professor Eric Kaufman wrote in his 2010 book Shall the Righteous Inherit the Earth? concerning America:

“ High evangelical fertility rates more than compensated for losses to liberal Protestant sects during the twentieth century. In recent decades, white secularism has surged, but Latino and Asian religious immigration has taken up the slack, keeping secularism at bay. Across denominations, the fertility advantage of religious fundamentalists of all colours is significant and growing. After 2020, their demographic weight will to tip the balance in the culture wars towards the conservative side, ramping up pressure on hot-button issues such as abortion. By the end of the century, three quarters of America may be pro-life. Their activism will leap over the borders of the 'Redeemer Nation' to evangelize the world. Already, the rise of the World Congress of Families has launched a global religious right, its arms stretching across the bloody lines of the War on Terror to embrace the entire Abrahamic family.[13] ”

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Liberalism in Europe today

In Europe, on the other hand, parties that call themselves liberal are moderate in outlook, ranging from centre-left to centre-right, promote typically economic and business freedom. The Alliance of Liberals and Democrats for Europe[14] is a party of the European Parliament that represents most liberal parties from European countries. Similar policies are promoted by many liberal parties throughout the world,[15] such as the Liberal Party of Australia.[16]

Trade unions and socialist parties often criticize politicians for promoting lower taxes on business, or more flexible hiring and firing laws, by calling them "liberals" or neoliberals. Thus, just as in the US, "liberal" may occasionally be used as a term of abuse. But when someone is called "liberal" in Europe, it has an entirely different meaning than in the US. In fact, the US meaning of liberal is more similar to the politics of European socialist or social democratic parties.[17]

Historical Liberalism

In history, the word "liberal" has meant different things at different times, and was associated with individual liberty in prior centuries. In the postwar period, liberals supported government intervention in the economy and welfare state policies, as well as peaceful coexistence with the communist block, which are not liberal policies in the sense of classical liberalism. After the end of the cold war, with the demise of socialism and communism, many liberals embraced some ideas from economic neo-liberalism, and coined it the "Third Way". In the area of national security and foreign policy liberals in the U.S. failed to define a consistent stance, even after the events of 9/11 and the beginning of the war in Iraq. Liberals generally support affirmative action, gay marriage, and abortion.[18]

Original meaning: Classical Liberalism

Liberalism is a political philosophy with freedom as its core value. The term was originally applied to supporters of individual liberties and equal rights, but, in America, the term has come to represent a movement of social change that often give not one slag as to what some right-wing losers think. See Classical Liberalism. Compare Libertarianism.

Andrew Schlafy: Moron, or MORON?

See also: Infamous liberals

  • Andrew Schlafy - In an interview where he denied killing any of his victims, mommy lover Andrew Schlafy said he was bisexual and "very in love with his mom. In THAT way"

Liberal Organizations

Source: The Politix Group

Quotes on dam dirty LIBRULS

"Librus are EVIL. I HATE THEM! I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!! - Andrew Schlafy

References

  1. ↑ http://pewresearch.org/pubs/1042/winds-of-political-change-havent--shifted-publics-ideology-balance
  2. ↑ http://www.studentnewsdaily.com/conservative-vs-liberal-beliefs
  3. ↑ http://www.studentnewsdaily.com/conservative-vs-liberal-beliefs
  4. ↑ http://www.studentnewsdaily.com/conservative-vs-liberal-beliefs
  5. ↑ and environmental organizations, for example Greenpeace
  6. ↑ http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=liberal&sub=Search+WordNet&o2=&o0=1&o7=&o5=&o1=1&o6=&o4=&o3=&h=00
  7. ↑ http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/liberal
  8. ↑ [1]
  9. ↑ YouTube. Herman Cain: "Stupid People Are Ruining America", February 11, 2011.
  10. ↑ Video discussion about how modern liberalism is actually fascist by author Jonah Goldberg..
  11. ↑ Liberal Values in Legal Education Duncan Kennedy (professor at Harvard Law School)
  12. ↑ http://nationaljournal.com/voteratings/index.htm
  13. ↑ Why are 2012 and 2020 key years for Christian creationists and pro-lifers?
  14. ↑ http://www.alde.eu
  15. ↑ http://www.liberal-international.org/
  16. ↑ [2]
  17. ↑ [3]
  18. ↑ "Political liberals tend, for whatever reason, to be ardent supporters of both gay rights and pro-choice programs." Greenberg and Bailey [4]

See Also

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