User:SlapHappy

I am a Marylander, love the Redskins (no matter how bad we suck at the time), and have a great family!

I have been in Maryland since January of 2002. I have been married since 1999 and have three girls. I am originally from Florida, but have lived in three states (Hawaii, Florida, and Maryland) and five countries (Germany, Bulgaria, England, Spain, and the United States).

This is my soapbox rant.

• I believe that Conservapedia should change its name from "Conservapedia: The Trustyworthy Encyclopedia" to something less corny. To say,"...the trustworthy encyclopedia" would suggest that it is not trustworthy. Sort of like, "Honest Joe's Used Cars"...perhaps not so honest. Would you trust Joe to sell you a used car?
• I think that everything in Conservapedia should be editable...EXCEPT one's user page.

• Martin O'Malley
• Montgomery County, MD
• Prince George's County, MD
• Upper Marlboro, MD
• Anne Arundel County, MD
• State Police
• US Census Bureau
• American University in Bulgaria
• List of Law Enforcement Agencies (and List of LE agencies category, too)
• Wow! signal
• Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence

• Maryland
• Police
• Apple (fruit)
• Fishing
• Sheriff
• Knights of Columbus
• Matt Groening

• Hawaii
• Census
• Catholic
• Germany
• Bulgaria

Belgium Canada East Germany, England, Gibraltar, Ireland

Userboxes This user is proud to be an American citizen. This user has repented of his sin against God and accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. This user believes this man is a saint. This user has specialized experience in American Law. This user thinks the Universe is shaped like a doughnut This user believes that the Big Bang occurred, but that God caused it. This user supports our troops! This user loves the Earth