Essay: Godless Britain is the fat man of Europe

Professor Terence Stephenson in Measuring Up, a report on the nation's obesity crisis by the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges (AoMRC), called Britain "the fat man of Europe".^[1]

According to the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD): "Obesity rates in the United Kingdom are the highest in Europe. In England, rates have increased faster than in most OECD countries. Two out of 3 men are overweight and 1 in 4 people are obese in the United Kingdom. The proportion of people overweight in England is projected by the OECD to rise a further 10% during the next 10 years."^[2] See also: United Kingdom and obesity

A British fat cat.

In 2015, The Guardian reported concerning the United Kingdom: "Fat cats – and dogs and rabbits – are expected to outstrip healthy ones within five years, as pet obesity rates continue to rise across the country..."^[3]

Another British fat cat: The atheist Stephen Fry holding a chocolate birthday cake.

The atheist Christopher Hitchens was a British citizen for most of his life. He infamously said "God is not great."

If you examine the flabby midsection of Christopher Hitchens in the picture above, you can't help notice the fact that Hitchens was not great in the physical fitness department.

Question: When is the last time you saw a fat Orthodox Jew? Never? The Mosaic diet is a healthy diet! See for yourself by clicking the following link: Orthodox Jews - Google image search.

Jesus, Moses, Elijah, Paul, Peter and Paul. All slim! A biblical figure is a slim figure! See: Jesus Christ, the apostles and the Mediterranean diet/Mosaic diet

According to Britain's Daily Mirror: "Fatty treats and junk food are to blame for a "tragic" obesity crisis for British pets, according to new research.

Owners are giving more than 10 million animals high-calorie foods such as take-aways, biscuits, chips and even alcohol, the People's Dispensary for Sick Animals (PDSA) charity found."^[4]

A Eurobarometer poll in 2010 reported that 37% of UK citizens "believed there is a God", 33% believe there is "some sort of spirit or life force" and 25% answered "I don't believe there is any sort of spirit, God or life force".^[5] See: British atheism

In 2014, The Telegraph reported:

Britain is the birthplace of Darwinism. Since World War II a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the evolutionary position which employs methodological naturalism have been atheists and agnostics.^[7]

In May of 2014, the British paper The Mirror reported that according to the British medical journal Lancet, British girls are the most overweight girls in Western Europe.^[8] In Britain, 29.2% of girls under the age of 20 are classed as excessively heavy with just over 8% meeting the clinical definition of obesity.^[9] See also: United Kingdom and obesity

For more information, please see: Atheism and obesity

See also: Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

Erasmus Darwin's "love of food (particularly fruits, sugar, cream and butter) was matched by his dislike of exercise, and by the age of 46 he had grown so corpulent that a semi-circle had to be cut out of his dining table to accommodate his girth at meal times."^[10]

The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines biology as "a branch of knowledge that deals with organisms and vital processes."^[11] Although the creation vs. evolution issue touches upon a number of scientific fields outside of biology (for example, the field of paleoanthropology), biology is a key scientific field relating to this issue.

As far as the maintenance of personal health, one of the most basic vital processes related to human biology is eating and it is important that it is done in a healthy manner (see: Nutrition and Health risks linked to obesity).

Next time an overweight evolutionist tells you that you don't understand evolution, tell him that Britain, the fountainhead of evolutionism, has been called the fat man of Europe! Mr. Overweight Evolutionist, put that in your "you don't understand biology and science" pipe and smoke it!

Mr. Obese Evolutionist, if your so smart about biology and science, then why are you so fat? Too many "Is cheesecake fattening?" experiments?

For more information, please see:

• Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

• Essay: PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum

• Secular Europe and obesity

Overweight, British evolutionists envy slim, African, creationist immigrants

African Christians clapping at an open air meeting.

Imagine how big Britain's obesity problem would be if the mass immigration of slim, religious immigrants hadn't occurred in Britain! See: Atheism and obesity

Clearly, Britain needs more African, Christian immigration and not less!

Watoto Children's Choir from Kampala, Uganda.

In 2005, there were four times as many non-Western World Christians as there were Western World Christians.^[12]

The traditional African diet is healthier than many Western World invividuals' diets and Africa has some of the lowest obesity rates in the world.^[13][14] In recent years, Christianity has seen a rapid growth in Africa.^[15]

Many atheists live in secular Europe and China (see: Atheist population). Both of these areas have significant obesity issues! See: Secular Europe and obesity and China and obesity

Obese, British evolutionists envy the young earth creationist Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris endorses the Total Gym exercise system.^[16]

Norris does not gorge himself on deep fried fish and chips. Nor does he feast on butter and jam drenched English crumpets!

In the United States at the present time, the greater the degree of irreligiosity in a generation, the higher their obesity rate is (See: Irreligion/religion, recent generations in the United States and obesity).

Chuck Norris is a member of the Silent Generation. The Silent Generation is the demographic group of people born in the time period from the mid 1920s to the early 1940s.

In 2007, WorldNetDaily featured a column by Chuck Norris concerning atheism and the internet which declared:

Atheist internet outreach efforts, however, are ineffective and fattening as well (See: Internet atheism and obesity).

Obviously, Mr. Norris was born in the strong, silent and slim Silent Generation and not the social media addicted and more ungodly millenial generation (see: Millennials, irreligion and obesity).

And there is one thing for certain ungodly, British evolutionists, Chuck Norris does not gorge himself on deep fried fish and chips. Nor does he feast on butter and jam drenched English crumpets!

Montana: The svelt Jack Russell/Fox Terrier owned by a young earth creationist

A Jack Russell/Fox Terrier cross kept as a pet by an Australian young earth creationist. The dog's name is Montana.

Please notice how fit and trim the dog is.

As every young earth creationist knows, like kinds produces like kinds. Thin, young earth creationist dog owners, produce thin pet dogs!

One thing for certain, in the donuts vs. atheism war, donuts are clearly winning! Donuts are successfully attacking the soft underbelly of atheism!

In 2015, Mashable reported:

Three predictions about British healthy towns

1. The zoning laws in British healthy towns will forbid candy shops and donut shops.

2. Not only will guns be forbidden, but knives will be forbidden as well. The lack of knives in British healthy towns is designed to slow down glutonous Brits at their supper tables.

3. The phrase "Willy Wonka" and the word "Umpa-Lumpa" will be banned in all British healthy towns.

See also: God is smiting Britain. The godless land of fat, heavy drinkers!

A thatched pub, the Williams Arms at Wrafton, near Braunton, North Devon, England.

On August 30, 2022, The Guardian reported concerning British pubs: "Thousands of pubs face closure without urgent government support to soften the blow from soaring energy bills, the beer industry has said, putting jobs at risk in a sector still battling to recover from the Covid pandemic."^[19]

First, the pestilence of Covid-19 rained down on British pubs and now this! Oh, godless British drunkards, feel the sting!

For more information, please see: God is smiting Britain. The godless land of fat, heavy drinkers!

• British irreligion, libertinism, undisciplined behavior, lack of mental toughness and cowardice

• England and loneliness

• Britain and alcoholism

Humor:

• Overweight atheists comedy and satire

• Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution