Essay: Overweight atheists comedy and satire
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The atheist Stephen Fry appears to be fond of birthday cakes.
For more information, please see: Godless Brits, the days of gorging on cheap birthday cakes is over!
For more information, please see: Godless Brits, the days of gorging on cheap birthday cakes is over!
Below is some overweight atheists comedy and satire material which also features material from Conservapedia's atheism and obesity article:
- Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course
- PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum
- Gallery of obese atheists
- Prominent atheists weighed on the scales and found wanting
- Penn Jillette's walrus slide vs. thin Indian Christian lady dancers
- Godless Britain is the fat man of Europe
- God is smiting Britain. The godless land of fat, heavy drinkers!
- More kimchi please
- Darth Dietician: RationalWikians, I find your lack of trust in nutritional science disturbing.
- Godly, wise, submissive, Christian wives and and all natural sundaes
- Atheism, obesity and "man boobs"
- Godless Brits, the days of gorging on cheap birthday cakes is over!
- PZ Myers' greatest fear

PZ Myers in 2006.
- Battle of the Bulge: Jesus vs. PZ Myers
- What do atheists NOT eat?
- PZ Myers finally admits: "The poster boy for stupid atheist fatsos, unfortunately, is me."
- Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?
General humor about atheism and evolutionism:
- Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution (large collection of comedy/satire concerning atheism and evolution)
Contents
Humorous question of the day
Question: How does the American Atheists organization arrange a meeting of their Board of Directors?
Answer: They yell out Sooie! (please Atheism and obesity)
Godly, wise, submissive, Christian wives and all natural sundaes
See also: The cherry atop the glorious sundae of the Christian victory the atheist movement

Godly and wise Christian wives use all natural ice cream for their sundaes. No ultra-processed foods added.
Sundaes prepared by lovely, Christian wives who practice wifely submission are delicious.
They are much appreciated by loving Christian husbands who love their wives like Christ loves the church.
And because Christian men have machismo they work off the calories via hard work and exercise.
See: Rational Media Board of Director and RationalWiki Moderater User: Spud and ultra-processed/unhealthy/junk food
Sundaes prepared by lovely, Christian wives who practice wifely submission are delicious.
They are much appreciated by loving Christian husbands who love their wives like Christ loves the church.
And because Christian men have machismo they work off the calories via hard work and exercise.
See: Rational Media Board of Director and RationalWiki Moderater User: Spud and ultra-processed/unhealthy/junk food
Web resources for obese atheists
- Total Gym (endorsed by Chuck Norris)
- The scale, friend or foe? by the Mayo Clinic
See also
- Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian
- Evidence for Christianity
- Atheism and health
- Atheism and Mental and Physical Health
- Obesity and its negative impact on intelligence
Humor:
- Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution (large collection of comedy/satire concerning atheism and evolution)