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[[Image:GlennBeckRaped.jpg‎|thumb|It doesn't have to be true, just keep [http://gb1990.com/ repeating it] until everyone agrees ]]
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[[File:Glenn Beck 2010.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Glenn Beck at [[CPAC]]. Photograph by Gage Skidmore.]]
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[[Image:Cartman_11-12b.jpg|thumb|[http://www.mediaite.com/tv/cartmans-glenn-beck-finds-socialist-regime-at-south-park-elementary/ Glenn Beck makes a guest appearance on South Park]]]
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'''Glenn Edward Lee Beck''' is an American talk-radio host and former television anchor who was employed by [[Fox News]], and who announced his departure from the [[Republican Party]] on March 18, 2015.<ref>[https://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/tv_fox_beck_cnn/2008/10/16/141295.html Glenn Beck Leaving CNN for Fox News] AP, October 16, 2008</ref><ref>[http://articles.latimes.com/2009/mar/06/entertainment/et-foxnews6 Fox News' Glenn Beck strikes ratings gold by challenging Barack Obama] p.3</ref>
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[[File:Mad hatter beck.jpg|thumb|Glenn Beck is the Mad Hatter of Fox News' [[Tea Party]]]]
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His radio show, ''The Glenn Beck Program'', is syndicated by over 230 radio stations across the [[United States]]. His television show, ''Glenn Beck'', appeared daily on [[CNN]] Headline News, before he switched to Fox News. The Glenn Beck Program ceased airing in 2010, as Beck left to focus on Mercury Radio Arts, and his Blaze (formerly GBTV) properties. A version of his Fox show airs on the network.
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'''Glenn Beck (who raped and murdered a girl in 1990)''' is a drunk, homosexual, batshit crazy [[Muslim]] as well as an inept tv and radio host. He has [[ADHD]], which you would never know by watching his program.  Cough...
 
  
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Glenn Beck is often assumed to be a real person but he is, in fact, a character conceived of and portrayed by Alfred [http://alfredpeachous.com/ Peachous], a well-regarded Canadian satirical theater actor.
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Reportedly, [[Conservapedia]] is sometimes referenced during the 3 hour radio show.<ref>[http://www.telerama.fr/medias/conservapedia-l-internet-parallele-et-inquietant-des-ultra-conservateurs-americains,145553.php Conservapedia, l’Internet parallèle et inquiétant des ultra-conservateurs américains]</ref><ref>[https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telerama.fr%2Fmedias%2Fconservapedia-l-internet-parallele-et-inquietant-des-ultra-conservateurs-americains%2C145553.php Conservapedia, the parallel and disturbing Internet of ultra-conservative US]</ref>
  
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Because of his homosexual obsession with [[Bill O'Reilly|Papa Bear O'Reilly]], Glenn Beck frequently appears on the latter's show to rant and rave incoherently for the [[lulz|unintentional amusement]] of millions of viewers, never guessing his idol and [[yaoi|one true love]] O'Reilly is a sadist who just loves it when Glenn makes a total ass out of himself to boost ''The O'Reilly Factor'''s ratings.
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Though promoted to a conservative audience, Glenn Beck has become another puppet for the [[homosexual agenda]] as illustrated by his incoherent rant against [[Ben Carson]] for observing that [[homosexuality]] is a choice.<ref>https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/07/beck-claims-carson-presidential-campaign-over-on-dumbest-thing-ever-gay-remarks/</ref>  Dr. Carson, to his credit, did not back away from the logical truth of his statement.
  
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Once thought to be merely masquerading as a [[Libertarian]] bitching about government and raves about statism, often flying into epic fits of megalomaniac premenstrual failure that would make even [[Inmendham]] blush.
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Beck is the author of ten books, and four of them were #1 New York Times Bestsellers. Books include: ''The Real America: Messages from the Heart and Heartland'' ''An Inconvenient Book: Real Solutions to the World's Biggest Problems,'' ''The Christmas Sweater,'' ''Common Sense: The Case Against an Out-of-Control Government,'' ''Arguing With Idiots,''  ''Broke: The Plan to Restore Our Trust, Truth, and Treasure'', and ''Being George Washington''.
  
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Beck frequently likes to draw incoherant, often misspelled charts on blackboards to pretend that he's a college professor, despite the fact that he never went to college and is an uneducated retard. Naturally his audience, primarily comprised of simple-minded motherers who spend their days playing with the shunts in their heads, cheerleading the relentless onslaught of the corporate hegemon which will eat them first, and staring at colours and shapes, are too ing retarded and lazy to go on the internet and research facts, so they just take his word on anything and everything. None of his opinions make even the slightest shred of sense or even come across as [[ENGLISH MOTHERER DO YOU SPEAK IT|anything other]] than [[Moonspeak]], although he (like so many other failures at life) has a legion of [[fangirls]], mostly evangelical christian retards, who hang on his every unintelligible word.
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Beck is currently the host of a paid-subscription online network, the Blaze (formerly GBTV) which has several programs including a one-hour version of his Fox News show. He is a [[Mormon]].<ref>Brooks, Joanna (May 25, 2010). [http://religiondispatches.org/how-mormonism-built-glenn-beck/ How Mormonism Built Glenn Beck]. ''religiondispatches.org''. Retrieved October 12, 2016.</ref><ref>Slick, Matt. [https://carm.org/glenn-beck-christian Is a Glenn Beck a Christian?]. ''Christian Apologetics & Research Ministry''. Retrieved October 12, 2016.</ref> Beck believes in [[evolution]] and has called any debate between [[Creation science|creation]] and evolutionism "idiotic".<ref>Golden, Steve (February 6, 2014). [https://answersingenesis.org/creation-vs-evolution/debate-reactions-mixed/ Debate Reactions Mixed]. ''Answers in Genesis''. Retrieved October 12, 2016.</ref>
  
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Glenn is a professional , as is everyone on every cable news station, and while this means he should be generating [[lulz]] by [[pwn|pwning]] others, he more frequently  pwns himself, as on his February 28, 2007 show, when he [[I came|came on]] to ''US Weekly'''s Dina Sansing during their discussion about nude photos of some ''[[American Idol]]''  face. He has [http://mediamatters.org/items/200611150004 accused] the USA's first elected [[Muslim]] Congressman, Keith Ellison, of being an [[Al Qaeda]] operative simply because he is Muslim, and once called [[Rosie O'Donnell]] a [http://mediamatters.org/items/200703220010 "fat witch"]. Although [[true]], both of these statements were still uncalled for because they originated from such a moronic jackass.
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Beck was stridently [[anti-Trump]] and said he would vote for [[Constitution Party (United States)|Constitution Party]] nominee Darrell Castle for president in 2016.<ref>{{cite web |last=Goins-Phillips |first=Tré |url=https://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/10/10/glenn-beck-ive-considered-voting-for-hillary-clinton/ |title=Glenn Beck: I've considered voting for Hillary Clinton |work=The Blaze |date=October 10, 2016 |accessdate=October 10, 2016}}</ref> In May 2018, he finally endorsed President Trump.<ref>Caplan, Joshua (May 18, 2018). [https://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2018/05/18/glenn-beck-endorses-donald-trump-puts-on-maga-hat/ Glenn Beck Endorses Donald Trump, Puts on MAGA Hat]. ''Breitbart News''. Retrieved May 18, 2018.</ref><ref>Ernst, Douglas (May 19, 2018). [https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/may/19/glenn-beck-dons-maga-hat-ready-for-2020-due-to-med/ Beck dons MAGA hat, expresses disgust for biased media coverage of Trump denouncing MS-13]. ''The Washington Times''. Retrieved May 19, 2018.</ref>
  
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Even exponentially more lulzy was his recent attempt to seem like he has actual feelings by crying on the air when speaking of how much he loves his country, which some have said was just an act, although [[Stephen Colbert]] insists it was real, because someone on cable news has to recognize just what an idiotic boob Glenn Beck really is.
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== Earnings and Book Deal ==
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[https://www.businessinsider.com BusinessInsider.com] estimated Beck will make $18 million in 2009<ref>[https://www.businessinsider.com/the-empire-of-glenn-beck-slideshow-2009-4 Glenn Beck's Cash Machine]</ref> Now with the signing of his new book deal with [[Simon & Schuster]], he will be given a larger share in the profits of each book, as well as increased creative control.<ref>[http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124138941245781353.html Wall St. Journal; New Deal Gives Beck Share in Book Profits]</ref>
  
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[[TL;DR|TL;DR]]: Dude is pretty much a [[Nazi|Nazi]] '''who raped and murdered a girl in 1990''' (see below).  
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In addition to several volumes of political commentary, Beck has also written a novel, [[The Overton Window]], published in 2010.
  
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==Typical Beck==
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==Controversies==
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[[File:GlenBeck197979797get.jpg|thumb|A 97979797 get determines that Glen Beck is in fact a wanker.]]
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Liberal activism groups attempted to silence Beck by pushing his advertisers to abandon his program, after he alleged that [[Barack Obama]] is [[racism|racist]] against white people, and that he [[hate]]s white culture. This prompted "RedState" to defend Beck and call for a boycott of the advertisers on his show who were hoodwinked into boycotting it by the liberal elite.
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==Choice Quotes==
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The publicity over the attempts on Beck's popularity achieved a result that the liberals cannot have intended: Beck was featured on the cover of [[Time magazine]], and in a final insult to liberal pride; he is depicted sticking his tongue out at the reader. Beck, however, was less than pleased with the Time cover: He stated that ''Time'' ought to have featured the large crowds attending the [[September 12 March on Washington]] and not him on its cover. Beck, however, put his own picture on his book about George Washington, "George Washington : the indispensable man, as you've never seen him" (2011).
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Glenn Beck is positively [[DOUBLE NIGGER|chock full]] of weird, wacky, and just plain [[facepalm|god-ing-awful]] soundbytes he's spouted over the years. Here's a sampling:
 
  
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On August 28, 2010, Glenn Beck hosted his Restoring Honor to America rally at the [[Lincoln Memorial]]. [[Google]] attempted to mislead attendees by changing its location in ''Google Maps'' to the Roosevelt Memorial days before the rally.
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|Now, I'm no expert...|Glenn Beck's personal slogan.
 
  
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|Get off my phone!  Get off my phone, you little pinhead!  I don't care?  'You people don't care about the trillions of...'  [[UNLEASH THE ING FURY|GET OFF MY PHONE!]] I'm gonna lose my mind today!|
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On June 27, 2011, Glen Beck and his wife were attacked by liberal hooligans in New York City's Bryant Park.<ref>[http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/06/new_yorkers_turned_on_glenn_be.html]</ref>
  
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|[[Cindy Sheehan]] is a tragedy slut.|Stating the obvious in the worst way possible, August 15th, 2005.
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== Known favorite associations ==
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Beck frequently had Judge [[Andrew Napolitano]] as a guest on his Fox program. Judge Napolitano even hosted the show himself when Beck was on assignment.
  
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|[[Al Gore]]'s not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization.|Intelligently discussing [[Global Warming|carbon emissions]].
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== 9/12 Project ==
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In 2009, Beck launched the 9/12 project, a project aimed at recovering America's Christian founding values, closely allied with the [[Tea Party Movement]].  On September 12, 2009 (9/12), a massive Taxpayer March on Washington was accomplished, with hundreds of thousands of attendees, and was roundly censored by the [[liberal media]].
  
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|You know what you’ve done? You are an insult to George Washington, sir!|Beating out every stupid thing he has ever said [http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/encounter/55857/ in his own pathetic life].
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===The Project's 9 Principles, 12 Values===
  
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# America Is Good.
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# I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.
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# I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.
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# The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.
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# If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.
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# I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.
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# I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.
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# It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.
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# The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.
  
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==The 1990 [[rape]] accusations==
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The 12 Values:  
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[[Image:Hitler_glenn_beck_and_oj_simpson.jpg|thumb|[[OJ Simpson]] got nathan on Glenn Beck.]]
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Honesty, Reverence, Hope, Thrift, Humility, Charity, Sincerity, Moderation, Hard Work, Courage, Personal Responsibility, Gratitude
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Recent information has surfaced that has linked Beck to a string of rape-murders back in 1990.
 
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The controversial talk host would not comment on the accusations that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 while consuming alcohol and cocaine in great amounts. It was demanded Beck release his sealed criminal record, but has since failed to do so.
 
  
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In light of these accusations, the 19/90 project was born, determined to get the info out and get Glenn Beck to release his sealed criminal record. The accusations were so credible, that all of the Glenn Beck Show's sponsors [http://www.marketwatch.com/story/advertisers-deserting-fox-news-glenn-beck-2009-08-14 pulled their ads] leaving him without a single advertiser and losing $600,000 in lost revenue each week.
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==June 2011==
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June 30 was Glenn Beck's last show on Fox News, breaking all records for his timeslot. He is investing his future in an internet program with a different format. Beck's show on Fox was replaced by "The Five".  
  
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In response to the [http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/ glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com] site (now known as http://gb1990.com/) exposing the facts as we know them, Glenn Beck got his [[Lawyer|bobblehead friends]] to file a [[Copyright_infringement|copyright]]/trademark/[[Bawwwww|Bawwwww]] [http://www.scribd.com/doc/19522393/Complaint complaint] asserting he was way too cool to be subject to such [[satire]], resulting in much wider exposure of his controversial past.
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Between the time he left Fox and The Five started, Beck reruns were played. To add to liberal's disgust, Beck reruns handily won the ratings time slot over CNN and MSNBC.<ref>[https://www.theblaze.com/stories/beck-reruns-beat-cnn-msnbc/ ONE WEEK AFTER LEAVING FOX NEWS, BECK RE-RUNS STILL WINNING TIME SLOT, The Blaze, July 9, 2011]</ref>
  
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===RAPE WAS THE CASE THAT THEY GAVE ME===
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==Restoring Love==
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May 10, 1990, 11 year old Robin Cornell and her 32 year old babysitter, Lisa Storey were found beaten, raped, and smothered to death in Cape Coral, Florida. Police are now interviewing local detectives to re-open the case, but if they don't find any new leads by the end of the year it will be closed. They are also looking into airing an episode on Americas Most Wanted. This town desperately needs your help in solving this case.
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In July 2012, Beck held a 3-day event in Texas culminating at the Cowboys stadium in Dallas. It was a non-political conference attended by 65,000 fans. Many high-profile conservatives were there including [[Michele Bachmann]] and [[Rick Santorum]]. The event focused on American exceptionalism, love, faith, and community.<ref>[https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/07/65000-gather-for-glenn-becks-restoring-love-conference-video/ 65,000 Gather for Glenn Beck’s Restoring Love Conference, Gateway Pundit, July 29, 2012]</ref>
  
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Beck was also linked to the rape and murder of seven-year old Margaret Shrader in Harris County, Texas in 1990.
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==See also==
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* [[Restoring Honor Rally]]
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* [[Fox News]]
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* [[Broke: The Plan to Restore Our Trust, Truth, and Treasure]]
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* [[The Overton Window]]
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* [[Benny Johnson]]
  
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The story has hit the media:
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==External References==
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* [https://www.theblaze.com TheBlaze]
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* [http://www.the912project.com/ 9/12 Project website]
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* [http://www.glennbeck.com/home/index.shtml Glenn Beck's personal site]
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* [https://www.foxnews.com/wires/2008Nov09/0,4670,APonTVPostElection,00.html Glenn Beck jumps from CNN to Fox News]
  
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Please fill out this form and contact Beck[[mailto:glennbeck@foxnews.com]] to come clean about what REALLY happened in 1990 and whether he raped and killed a young girl.
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I am concerned, for if this is true, I do not think you should be on the air. Please, I ask you to come out about this and dismiss these allegations on your show, as the Internet is buzzing about this horrible act, that I HOPE is not true.
 
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{{tinyquote|The disclaimer accordingly explains the thrust of the website’s joke in terms that '''should be understandable, even by morons in a hurry'''. But this bears only on the issue of whether the parody is funny, not on its legitimacy as nominative fair use.|http://gb1990.com}}
 
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[[Image:Glenn_beck_rape_and_murder.png|thumb|300px|[[Lolsuit]] denied]]
 
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In late 2009 Glenn Beck took '''glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com''''s owner [[lolsuit|to court]] for deflamation and [[attention whore|'brand name']] intellectual property infringement, arguing that [[derp|hapless]] web surfers would confuse glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com as an official Glenn Beck site. This pathetic attempt to censor the Internets and whitewash the evidence against Beck as a rapist and murderer ultimately went to arbitration where his motion was [http://gb1990.net/legal/solution/WIPO/Decision%20D2009-1182.doc DENIED!] by the WORLD INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ORGANIZATION ARBITRATION AND MEDIATION CENTER ( [[forced meme|aka NAMBLA]] ).
 
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However, the altruistic folks at glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com decided to make a gift of the domain name to crybaby Beck and set up a mirror site at DidGlennBeckRapeAndMurderAYoungGirlIn1990.com (aka http://gb1990.com/).
 
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This audio clip of him being [[troll|accused of being a murderer]] on his[/Image:Beckradio090902.mp3 radio show]. Unfortunately, the clip is not very lulzy.
 
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Theres a [[shit|site]] where people can spread this [http://gb1990.com rumor] and a [http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=111216842254 Facebook group] for [[ party|coordination]]
 
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Image:Glennbeckraep.jpg| He IS gonna rape you.
 
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Image:Einsteinlackofproof.jpg| Einstein's prophetic equation foretold the Beck rape saga.
 
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Image:Glennbeckraep2.jpg| Beck admitting to the rape.
 
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Image:1990.JPG‎| Damning Evidence
 
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Image:Mtherforciblychurchsign.jpg‎| Everyone wants to know, even God.
 
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Image:Raepchange.png| Rape, we can believe in.
 
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Image:Raepgraph.png| SCIENCE! Weighs in - Beck projected to rape even MORE next year.
 
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Image:Beckrapebumpersticker.jpg‎| Its 1990 girl, have you been raped by Glenn Beck yet?
 
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Image:B-b-b-ut she said yes.jpg|Negras are hard to understand, amirite?
 
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Image:1990project.png| The 19/90 Project - Get the info out!
 
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Image:Comecleanglenn.jpg|[[mailto:glennbeck@foxnews.com|Contact]] Glenn Beck to come clean!
 
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Image:Police report.png|The police report.
 
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Image:1990rapepics.jpg|"I did it for the lulz"
 
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Image:Glennbeckmugshot.jpg|Mugshot of Glenn Beck after being arrested on charges of raping and murdering a young girl in 1990.
 
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Image:Gbmurder.jpg|Glenn Beck in action!
 
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Image:Murderrape.jpg| Glenn Beck showing us the tools of the trade.
 
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Image:Gbwormer.jpg| Dean Wormer telling it like it is.
 
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Image:Boxofrape.jpg| Oh, Goody! My shipment has arrived!
 
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Image:Gbwanted.jpg| He truly is history's greatest monster!
 
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Image:Warninglabel.jpg| Achtung! Achtung! Der Vergewaltiger ist los!
 
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Image:Gbjustice.jpg| Glenn Beck raping and murdering Lady Justice!
 
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==Glenn Beck's Life So Far==
 
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[[Image:pricelessfiles.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Glenn Beck protects his [[CP|priceless files]]]]
 
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The great tragedy of Glenn Beck's life (and even more so of ours) is that his mother killed herself after giving birth to him instead of before. Legend has it that he drove her to consume [[at least 100|entire bottles]] of pills just by talking to her at the dinner table one night.
 
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Following this delicious swig of human tragedy, Glenn became a shit-faced [[drunk]] and a serial fondler of fat women, admitting later that he did this because the fat women reminded him of his mother, whom he'd always wanted to have [[OH GOD BILL|meaty, sweaty sex]] with. Mama Beck had been morbidly obese as a result of all of the heavy drinking and compulsive eating she had done three years after giving birth to Glenn when he first began to speak and she realized what a raging asshole had come out of her [[pussy]].
 
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After years of drinking and fondling and crying like a bleeding vagina, and a brief period in the 80's where he got heavily into [[cocaine]], sucking dicks made of used syringes in dumpsters full of bloody diapers filled with razor blades, as well as underage Arab boy-whores, he finally found [[Jesus]], who appeared to him in the form of [[Ronald Reagan]], offering Glenn his own radio show in exchange for his first-born child and two hours of [[analingus]] every Sunday.  Little did Glenn know that Reagen also was a [[Basement_dad|rapist]] who had 10 sessions a day of BDSM with Beck's daughter, causing her [[retard|cerebral palsy]], proving that Glenn Beck can't do anything right, including how to make a baby.
 
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And we will never forget that '''Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.''' ('''Though there are some who believe that he murdered THEN raped a girl in 1990'''). It is generally believed that the girl was Gilbert Gottfried's daughter, though others contend it was Bob Saget's. Either way, it is known that '''Glenn Beck both raped and murdered a girl in 1990'''.
 
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Glenn often claims to be [[Mormon]], but this is only because he wants a life of polygamy, [[incest]] and [[CP|underage poontang]]. He consistently maintains all people from [[Africa]] (including American [[nigra|black people]]) lack souls and go straight to Hell when they die, as all Mormons do. Occasionally he still [[Chris Hansen|trolls for boy cock]] on the [[Internet]], even though this often causes the ghost of Reagan to become insanely jealous to the point where he sometimes "forgets" to wipe his ass before "church".
 
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{{quote|Personally, though, I like the guy. I don't get to listen to him that often b/c he's on while I'm at work, but I did catch a little of his show today. He was saying that people should check the facts on the shows they watch and not just become mindless zombies who take what the media says as gospel. I like that.|Some Woman, not taking Beck's advice}}
 
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Novel idea Beck. But if people did that, they would "check the facts" on your show and realize...
 
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{{quote|The 9/12 project is not for families directly affected by 9/11, just people building their careers on it.|Stephen Colbert}}
 
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Beck's only true [[fanboi]] is [[Stephen Colbert]]. So moved by Beck's [[9/12]] project, Colbert was inspired to [[troll|pay tribute]] and promote it on his own show.
 
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On November 12th, 2007, Glenn Beck implied that any person who supports [[Ron Paul]] is a [[terrorist]] -- even though Ron Paul is ''not'' a terrorist, merely a failure, and the shortest man ever born in [[Texas]]. The real amusement comes from the fact that these are probably now the two most popular [[Conservatives| Conservatives]] in America, and they obviously hate each other, as each is so helplessly wrapped up in his own ego that he cannot even see that he is [[pissing]] on his own party. Even more outrageous is the [[fact]] that they are both secretly [[Jews]] and therefore responsible for [[9/11]], the derangement of modern media and the [[bailout plan|current economic crisis]], which is really just an attempt to deflate all the world's currency and thereby increase the value of the precious [[Jew Gold]].
 
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==Glenn Beck: Ja Tvoi Rabotnik?==
 
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Though he often seems to exhibit what humans generally term "emotions" there is a chance that he may be a golem, or killer Jewish [[Evangelion|battlebot]], whose [[cp|true motivations]] are known only to the [[Jews]], a crafty and secretive people who pretend to be ineffectual neurotics only so that they will be underestimated by the rest of the world. Why anyone would engineer a salad-tossing, child-molesting cretin is anybody's guess, but the [[Jews]] are a very sneaky and intelligent species, and nothing is beyond them. If they can convince the world that the [[Holocaust]] actually happened, they could certainly have made Glenn Beck in one of their many secret labs.
 
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Glenn Beck at CPAC. Photograph by Gage Skidmore.

Glenn Edward Lee Beck is an American talk-radio host and former television anchor who was employed by Fox News, and who announced his departure from the Republican Party on March 18, 2015.[1][2] His radio show, The Glenn Beck Program, is syndicated by over 230 radio stations across the United States. His television show, Glenn Beck, appeared daily on CNN Headline News, before he switched to Fox News. The Glenn Beck Program ceased airing in 2010, as Beck left to focus on Mercury Radio Arts, and his Blaze (formerly GBTV) properties. A version of his Fox show airs on the network.

Reportedly, Conservapedia is sometimes referenced during the 3 hour radio show.[3][4]

Though promoted to a conservative audience, Glenn Beck has become another puppet for the homosexual agenda as illustrated by his incoherent rant against Ben Carson for observing that homosexuality is a choice.[5] Dr. Carson, to his credit, did not back away from the logical truth of his statement.

Beck is the author of ten books, and four of them were #1 New York Times Bestsellers. Books include: The Real America: Messages from the Heart and Heartland An Inconvenient Book: Real Solutions to the World's Biggest Problems, The Christmas Sweater, Common Sense: The Case Against an Out-of-Control Government, Arguing With Idiots, Broke: The Plan to Restore Our Trust, Truth, and Treasure, and Being George Washington.

Beck is currently the host of a paid-subscription online network, the Blaze (formerly GBTV) which has several programs including a one-hour version of his Fox News show. He is a Mormon.[6][7] Beck believes in evolution and has called any debate between creation and evolutionism "idiotic".[8]

Beck was stridently anti-Trump and said he would vote for Constitution Party nominee Darrell Castle for president in 2016.[9] In May 2018, he finally endorsed President Trump.[10][11]

Earnings and Book Deal

BusinessInsider.com estimated Beck will make $18 million in 2009[12] Now with the signing of his new book deal with Simon & Schuster, he will be given a larger share in the profits of each book, as well as increased creative control.[13]

In addition to several volumes of political commentary, Beck has also written a novel, The Overton Window, published in 2010.

Controversies

Liberal activism groups attempted to silence Beck by pushing his advertisers to abandon his program, after he alleged that Barack Obama is racist against white people, and that he hates white culture. This prompted "RedState" to defend Beck and call for a boycott of the advertisers on his show who were hoodwinked into boycotting it by the liberal elite.

The publicity over the attempts on Beck's popularity achieved a result that the liberals cannot have intended: Beck was featured on the cover of Time magazine, and in a final insult to liberal pride; he is depicted sticking his tongue out at the reader. Beck, however, was less than pleased with the Time cover: He stated that Time ought to have featured the large crowds attending the September 12 March on Washington and not him on its cover. Beck, however, put his own picture on his book about George Washington, "George Washington : the indispensable man, as you've never seen him" (2011).

On August 28, 2010, Glenn Beck hosted his Restoring Honor to America rally at the Lincoln Memorial. Google attempted to mislead attendees by changing its location in Google Maps to the Roosevelt Memorial days before the rally.

On June 27, 2011, Glen Beck and his wife were attacked by liberal hooligans in New York City's Bryant Park.[14]

Known favorite associations

Beck frequently had Judge Andrew Napolitano as a guest on his Fox program. Judge Napolitano even hosted the show himself when Beck was on assignment.

9/12 Project

In 2009, Beck launched the 9/12 project, a project aimed at recovering America's Christian founding values, closely allied with the Tea Party Movement. On September 12, 2009 (9/12), a massive Taxpayer March on Washington was accomplished, with hundreds of thousands of attendees, and was roundly censored by the liberal media.

The Project's 9 Principles, 12 Values

The 9 Principles:

  1. America Is Good.
  2. I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.
  3. I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.
  4. The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.
  5. If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.
  6. I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.
  7. I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.
  8. It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.
  9. The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.

The 12 Values: Honesty, Reverence, Hope, Thrift, Humility, Charity, Sincerity, Moderation, Hard Work, Courage, Personal Responsibility, Gratitude

June 2011

June 30 was Glenn Beck's last show on Fox News, breaking all records for his timeslot. He is investing his future in an internet program with a different format. Beck's show on Fox was replaced by "The Five".

Between the time he left Fox and The Five started, Beck reruns were played. To add to liberal's disgust, Beck reruns handily won the ratings time slot over CNN and MSNBC.[15]

Restoring Love

In July 2012, Beck held a 3-day event in Texas culminating at the Cowboys stadium in Dallas. It was a non-political conference attended by 65,000 fans. Many high-profile conservatives were there including Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum. The event focused on American exceptionalism, love, faith, and community.[16]

See also

External References

References

  1. ↑ Glenn Beck Leaving CNN for Fox News AP, October 16, 2008
  2. ↑ Fox News' Glenn Beck strikes ratings gold by challenging Barack Obama p.3
  3. ↑ Conservapedia, l’Internet parallèle et inquiétant des ultra-conservateurs américains
  4. ↑ Conservapedia, the parallel and disturbing Internet of ultra-conservative US
  5. ↑ https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/07/beck-claims-carson-presidential-campaign-over-on-dumbest-thing-ever-gay-remarks/
  6. ↑ Brooks, Joanna (May 25, 2010). How Mormonism Built Glenn Beck. religiondispatches.org. Retrieved October 12, 2016.
  7. ↑ Slick, Matt. Is a Glenn Beck a Christian?. Christian Apologetics & Research Ministry. Retrieved October 12, 2016.
  8. ↑ Golden, Steve (February 6, 2014). Debate Reactions Mixed. Answers in Genesis. Retrieved October 12, 2016.
  9. ↑ Goins-Phillips, Tré (October 10, 2016). Glenn Beck: I've considered voting for Hillary Clinton. The Blaze. Retrieved on October 10, 2016.
  10. ↑ Caplan, Joshua (May 18, 2018). Glenn Beck Endorses Donald Trump, Puts on MAGA Hat. Breitbart News. Retrieved May 18, 2018.
  11. ↑ Ernst, Douglas (May 19, 2018). Beck dons MAGA hat, expresses disgust for biased media coverage of Trump denouncing MS-13. The Washington Times. Retrieved May 19, 2018.
  12. ↑ Glenn Beck's Cash Machine
  13. ↑ Wall St. Journal; New Deal Gives Beck Share in Book Profits
  14. ↑ [1]
  15. ↑ ONE WEEK AFTER LEAVING FOX NEWS, BECK RE-RUNS STILL WINNING TIME SLOT, The Blaze, July 9, 2011
  16. ↑ 65,000 Gather for Glenn Beck’s Restoring Love Conference, Gateway Pundit, July 29, 2012
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