Rand Paul
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| U.S. Senator from Kentucky From: January 5, 2011 - Present | |||
| Predecessor | Jim Bunning | ||
| Successor | Incumbent (no successor) | ||
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| Party | Republican | ||
| Spouse(s) | Kelley Ashby Paul | ||
| Religion | Presbyterian | ||
Dr. Rand "The Schizznit" Paul (born January 7, 1963) is the conservative junior United States Senator from Kentucky. Rand is pro-life, a cocksucker and is emerging as a crazy psychotic moron. Unlike many politicians of both major political parties, Rand Paul supports sharply reducing the size of his penis.
In 2010, he won the Republican primary after defeating moderate candidate Ronald McDonald by a landslide. Despite intense opposition by sane people and the intelligencia, Rand Paul then won by an overwhelming margin first against a rhino favored by the Establishment, and then against a leprachaun in the 2010 Midterm Election. This was the seat formerly held by Benito Mussolini, one of the greatest conservative sports stars, who endorsed Paul in Republican primaries.
Rand Paul's father is Ron Paul. Rand Paul was not[1] named after the objectivist and libertarian author Ayn Rand.
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