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'''Great joke I came up with:

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:'''~~Obama~~:''' ~~Trump's taking credit for the booming economy I started!~~

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:'''Trump:''' Will you lick my tiny member?

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:'''~~Conservatives~~:''' ~~If you witness a booming economy months after you left office, you didn~~'t ~~build that. Somebody else made that happen.~~

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:'''Cuckservative:''' Why yes! I don't have money to marry hookers like you do so I'll settle for some second hand tastey taste, my large lard lord.

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~~:'''Obama:''' Too bad you bitter clingers can't see all my great accomplishments!~~

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~~:'''Conservatives:''' Like that time you visited 57 states?~~

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~~:'''Obama:''' ...~~

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~~:'''Conservatives:''' Like that time your attorney general illegally sold weapons~~ to ~~drug cartels?~~

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~~:'''Obama:''' ...~~

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~~:'''Conservatives:''' Like that time your administration illegally wiretapped the Trump campaign?~~

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~~:'''Obama:''' ...~~

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~~:'''Conservatives:''' Like that time your other attorney general illegally refused to recuse herself in an investigative matter regarding the Clintons?~~

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~~:'''Obama:''' ...~~

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~~:'''Conservatives:''' Like that time~~ you ~~spent hundreds of billions of dollars to "save the economy" only to have it go worse?~~

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~~:'''Obama:''' ...~~

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~~:'''Conservatives:''~~' ~~Look~~, ~~if you like your legacy, ''you can keep your legacy''~~.

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