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[[Image:Mosque.jpg|right|thumb|250px|The Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem]]

[[Image:Mosque.jpg|right|thumb|250px|The Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem]]

The '''State of Israel''' ([[Hebrew]]: '''מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל''', ''Medinat Yisra'el'' from ''' יִשְׂרָאֵל''' ''Yisra'el'', "Upright with God") is a nation located in the [[Middle East]]. It is the world's only Jewish state, allowing citizenship to anybody its government considers to be [[Jewish]]. It also contains [[Arab]] Muslim and Arab [[Christian]] minorities who are remnants of the pre-1948 Arab majority, along with a small [[Druze]] community.  It is the location of [[Jesus]]' birth and many other major [[Bible|Biblical events]].

'''Israel''', otherwise known by its official name, '''The Schmenklic Empire of [[jews|Jewistan]]''' ('''[[Hebrew]]:''' ישראל, '''[[Yiddish]]:''' יאעסרעאעעייל, '''[[Binary]]:''' 100101011001. '''[[English]]:''' The Kike Reich. '''[[American]]:''' Foreign Aid Black Hole, '''[[1337]]:''' H01Y L4ND U F***ing n00b, '''[[Arabic]]:''' [[Palestine]]) is the only gay nightclub in the [[Middle East]], run by [[Vin Diesel]].