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In July of 2011, a pilot who was asked to fly a pro-atheism aerial banner refused and said "his wife would divorce him if he made the flight."<ref>http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/30/atheists-flying-ad-campaign-meets-strong-resistance/</ref>
 
In July of 2011, a pilot who was asked to fly a pro-atheism aerial banner refused and said "his wife would divorce him if he made the flight."<ref>http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/30/atheists-flying-ad-campaign-meets-strong-resistance/</ref>
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Note: The idiom "in the doghouse" refers to "facing punishment for doing something wrong" and is often used by men to describe actions they took which made their spouses/girlfriends angry.<ref>http://www.goenglish.com/inthedoghouse.asp</ref>
  
 
== Quotes concerning atheism ==
 
== Quotes concerning atheism ==

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Women and girls throughout the world love ponies, but most women and girls dislike atheism.[1][2] Ponies are often nicer than American atheists who typically give less to charity than American theists.[3]

Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women

File:Quarrelsome, socially maladjusted atheist.jpg
Wired magazine and Vox Day declared that atheists tend to be quarrelsome, socially challenged men? No! Say it isn't so!

Please see: Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women

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Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women

Atheism and marriageability

Atheism and marriageability

3 things many women don't like

Spiders, snakes and atheism! [4][5] [6][7] Most women do not like atheism! [8][9][10] Like the serpent in the Garden of Eden, atheists are often deceptive (Please see atheism and deception).

In 2003, the inept atheist organization American Atheists picked a big hairy spider as the mascot of atheism in order to soften the image of atheism.[11] American women's reaction? Eeww!

Meanwhile, pictures of the baby Jesus, pictures of Jesus holding lambs and pictures of Jesus surrounded by little children continue to melt women's hearts.

3 things many women love

1. Jesus

2. Many American women love their kind and generous God fearing husbands who tend to give more to charity than the typical American atheist.[12]

3. God's creation the pony[13]

Are many atheists abrasive?

Are many atheists abrasive? Please see: Atheists say the darnedest things!

Another reason why most women and girls love ponies and dislike atheism

Unlike many Western World atheists, most ponies are not obese! Please see atheism and obesity

Views on atheists

See also: Where was Sam Harris when the New Atheists needed him? - satire

Dr. Sam Harris, a founder of the New Atheism movement, is well aware of the stigma surrounding atheism and has advocated that atheists no longer call themselves atheists.[14] In fact, Dr. Harris has said concerning the label of atheist, "It's right next to child molester as a designation."[15]

Concerning the various views on atheists, research in the American Sociological Review finds that among several groups listed, those who hold the position of atheism are the group that Americans relate least to in terms of their vision of American society and are the group most likely to be mentioned as one that Americans would not want to have marry into their family.[16] Studies also indicate that atheists are a minority in the population. In addition, studies indicate that people tend to marry people with similar values or who resemble their parents or themselves.[17][18]

Position: This group does not at all agree with
my vision of American society: 		I would disapprove if my child wanted
to marry a member of this group:
Atheist 39.6% 47.6%
Muslim 26.3% 33.5%
Homosexual 22.6% NA
Conservative Christian 13.5% 6.9%
Recent Immigrant 12.5% Not Asked
Hispanic 7.6% 18.5%
Jew 7.4% 11.8%
Asian American 7.0% 18.5%
African American 4.6% 27.2%
White American 2.2% 2.3%

Videos demonstrating that horsepower is more powerful than so called "strong atheism"

Autumn foliage

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Horsepower is more powerful than so called "strong atheism" which everyone with some horse sense is certainly aware of. My apologies if you are not aware of the term "strong atheism". So called "strong atheism" is so incredibly weak, you may not be aware of this term!

Below are some powerful videos!

The graceful beauty of horses, like the autumn foliage, cannot be adequately explained by atheism or evolution in terms of its origin.[19][20]

As far as arguments for the existence of God, overweight and unsightly atheists such as PZ Myers, Stephen Fry, Penn Jillette, Matt Dillahunty and others too numerous to mention (please see Atheism and obesity), often fail to appreciate the argument from beauty. In addition, atheism is generally more well known for its mass murder, its uncharitableness and other unpleasantries, than being known as a philosophy filled with joy and beauty. Generally speaking, overweight and unsightly atheists and/or atheists with ugly mindsets, frequently fail to fully appreciate the argument from beauty.

To the pure, all things are pure; but to those who are defiled and unbelieving, nothing is pure, but both their mind and their conscience are defiled. - Titus 1:15 (NASB)

A pilot who made the mistake of flying a pro-atheism aerial banner standing next to his atheism doghouse.[21]

Please see: Atheism doghouse

A pilot refuses to go into the atheism doghouse

See also: Atheism doghouse

In July of 2011, a pilot who was asked to fly a pro-atheism aerial banner refused and said "his wife would divorce him if he made the flight."[22]


Note: The idiom "in the doghouse" refers to "facing punishment for doing something wrong" and is often used by men to describe actions they took which made their spouses/girlfriends angry.[23]

Quotes concerning atheism

"Although many atheists are loathe to admit it, in the highly competitive race for women's affection, atheism definitely does not win, place or show. Once again, ponies are triumphant!" - Anonymous

"The race between ponies and atheism for women's approval was definitely not a photo finish." - Anonymous

"Unlike Christianity, atheism has no proof and evidence to justify itself. It's time to take atheism to the glue factory." - Anonymous

"The atheist was jockeying for the woman's affection, but once she found out he was an atheist, the race was over." - Anonymous

"So called 'strong atheism' is an oxymoron if I ever heard one. It reminds me of the term jumbo shrimp!" - Anonymous

The popular Christian YouTube channel shockofgod on American atheism: "You guys are but a squeak in society."

Pony pictures with captions and miscellaneous

Further evidence that the fairer sex loves ponies more than atheism. Despite the evidence, are you still a stubborn and arrogant atheist male who refuses to acknowledge that most women love ponies and most women do not like atheism?[24][25]

Face it! Atheism is unappealing to most women and for good reasons! Please see Atheism and Atheism and mass murder and Atheism and uncharitableness and Atheism and morality and Atheism and deception and Atheism and marriageability and Views on Atheists

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Ponies are often a lot faster and nicer than the overweight atheist PZ Myers. If a vote were held by women on whether they liked ponies or the atheist PZ Myers better, we both know who would win, don't we? Please see: Atheism and obesity and Views on Atheists.

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Perhaps, if atheist Richard Dawkins was nicer, less abrasive and understood women better, he would still be with his first wife and not be on his third wife! Women appear to love ponies more than they love Richard Dawkins!

Please see: Women's views of Richard Dawkins and Abrasiveness of Richard Dawkins and Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?
machismo
If atheist Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would Hispanic ladies finally believe Señor Dawkins has machismo? [26][27][28][29] Olé! Olé! Olé!

Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

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The brutal proponent of atheism Joseph Stalin was not a big fan of ponies.
Chairman Mao Zedong, the harsh dictator of Chinese atheistic communism, loved horses. Unfortunately, he loved horses as an appetizer for his big meals. Please see: Atheism and obesity
The perverse and cruel atheist Marquis de Sade in prison, 18th century line engraving.

Unlike atheists, ponies are never perverse and cruel. That's one of the many reasons why women love ponies better than atheism. Please see: Causes of atheism
Richard Dawkins
The atheist and evolutionist Richard Dawkins lost a videotaped debate to a rabbi and then claimed the debate never took place.[30]

Very un-pony like behavior! A pony would never publicly embarrass himself like that. Unlike Richard Dawkins, ponies have horse sense.

(photo by Shane Pope, Title: Richard Dawkins, obtained from Flickr, see license agreement)

Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

see also: Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

Below are some resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian:

Ex-atheist testimonies

See also: Ex-atheist testimonies

Video Testimonies of ex-atheists

General videos:

Ex-atheist Lee Strobel

Lee Strobel videos:


C.S. Lewis video:

Peter Hitchen videos - brother of atheist Christopher Hitchens

Audio testimonials of ex-atheists

Text testimonials of ex-atheists

Videos on atheism

Atheism website resources

Tips on choosing a Christian church

See also

References

  1. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  2. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Views_on_Atheists
  3. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_uncharitableness
  4. ↑ http://www.americanreligionsurvey-aris.org/reports/NONES_08.pdf
  5. ↑ http://www.livescience.com/culture/090227-religion-men-women.html
  6. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  7. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Views_on_Atheists
  8. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  9. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheist_Population
  10. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Views_on_Atheists
  11. ↑ http://ravingatheist.com/2003/05/atheist-organization-softens-image-with-new-mascot/
  12. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_uncharitableness
  13. ↑ http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2005/nov/06/gender.world
  14. ↑ http://newsinitiative.org/story/2007/06/19/interview_with_an_atheist
  15. ↑ http://newsinitiative.org/story/2007/06/19/interview_with_an_atheist
  16. ↑ Edgell, Gerteis & Hartmann 2006
  17. ↑ http://www.physorg.com/news199509031.html
  18. ↑ http://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/news/article/6188
  19. ↑ Creation Ministries International - The evolution of horses
  20. ↑ Aesthetic Arguments for the Existence of God
  21. ↑ http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/30/atheists-flying-ad-campaign-meets-strong-resistance/
  22. ↑ http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/30/atheists-flying-ad-campaign-meets-strong-resistance/
  23. ↑ http://www.goenglish.com/inthedoghouse.asp
  24. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  25. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Views_on_Atheists
  26. ↑ http://www.quantcast.com/richarddawkins.net#demographics
  27. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlnVe934u38&feature=related
  28. ↑ http://dangerousidea.blogspot.com/2007/01/dawkins-ducks-craig.html
  29. ↑ http://www.truefreethinker.com/articles/richard-dawkins-cowardly-clown
  30. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Richard_Dawkins_and_Rabbi_Shmuley_Boteach
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