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The closest thing to Western atheist culture is atheist [[Ron P. Reagan|Ron Reagan Jr.]] dancing ballet which of course is very sad. At least Penn Jillette knows that real men don't do ballet and focus on more manly pursuits such as "Cha cha cha" dancing.  If only Penn Jillette was more thin then he wouldn't have had to resort to using a  "walrus slide" during "Cha cha cha" dancing which can be seen [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1184288/penn_gillette_dancing_the_cha_cha_cha/ HERE].
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The closest thing to Western atheist culture is atheist [[Ron P. Reagan|Ron Reagan Jr.]] dancing ballet which is very sad. Of course, the reason why Ron Reagan Jr. loves to engage in ballet dancing is because like all atheists men [[Essay: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?|he lacks machismo]] (Please see: [[Essay: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?|Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?]].  Since most atheists are not personally familiar with the concept of machismo, one of the definitions of machismo is an "exhilarating sense of power or strength".<ref>http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/machismo</ref> 
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All true Christian men, on the other hand, have abundant machismo. The Gospel writer Matthew wrote: "And Jesus came up and spoke to them, saying, “All authority has been given to Me in heaven and on earth. Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, 20 teaching them to observe all that I commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.” (Matthew 28: 18-20 NASB).
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While Penn Jillette certainly lacks machismo and has yet to publicly debate a Christian (see: [[Essay: Penn Jillette, don't just stand there! Do something!|Penn Jillette, don't just stand there! Do something!]]), at least Penn Jillette knows that real men don't do ballet and he focuses on more manly pursuits such as "Cha cha cha" dancing.  If only Penn Jillette was more thin then he wouldn't have had to resort to using a  "walrus slide" during "Cha cha cha" dancing which can be seen [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1184288/penn_gillette_dancing_the_cha_cha_cha/ HERE].
  
 
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Revision as of 04:18, July 17, 2011

Nothing demonstrates atheism and obesity like atheist Penn Jillette doing the dance move the "walrus slide".[1]

Unlike atheists, Christians have a great many songs including dance music. Indian Christian dancers seem to be fairly immune to obesity. A very talented Indian Christian lady dancer who is thin and very graceful can be seen HERE And these Christian lady dancers are thin too! And these Christian ladies are also thin! On the other hand, nothing demonstrates atheism and obesity like atheist Penn Jillette doing the dance move the "walrus slide". Please see the overweight atheist Penn Jillette do a "walrus slide" HERE!

In 2005, there were four times as many non-Western Christians as there were Western World Christians due to Christianity rapidly expanding in the Eastern World.[2] Many Eastern Christians are slim dancers and put obese and overweight Western atheists to shame.

Look at THESE svelt Indian Christian men dancers, not a single overweight "walrus slide" dance move among them!

3 important questions every atheist must answer

1. Who is more graceful? Svelte Bible believing Christian lady dancers or the overweight atheist Penn Jillette with his slick "walrus slide" dance move?

2. Who is more likely to appreciate the argument from beauty? Graceful Christian lady dancers or the overweight atheist Penn Jillette whose most graceful dance move is the overweight atheist "walrus slide"?

3. Although Penn Jillette and his slick "walrus slide" dance move was less graceful than Christian ladies, clearly the overweight and out of shape atheist PZ Myers attempting to gracefully ascend and descend the triceratops at the Creation Museum embarrassed himself more as can be seen HERE and also via this VIDEO. On the other hand, PZ Myers did scientifically prove once and for all that modern pigs cannot fly!

Question: Setting aside the shamefulness of atheism for a moment, who embarrasses atheists more PZ Myers or Penn Jillette? Before you answer this question please read Conservapedia's reply to atheist Penn Jillette.

Learn Indian culture which is more happy and genteel than low class Western atheist "culture"

Indian family going to church.

The first song/dance cited is Ayega Ayega which means "He will come", "He will come" and this alludes to the second coming of Jesus Christ. The dance being performed is a bharatanatyam dance which is a classical dance from southern India. Many Christians live in southern India. The Apostle Thomas brought Christianity to India.

Why most people have never heard an atheist dance song

By now you have seen Christian Indian dance/song videos. When is the last time you heard an atheist dance song? Never. That is because atheism is such a bleak worldview filled with depressed atheists (Please see: Atheism and depression).

Low class Western atheist "culture"

Penn Jillette, like many low class Western atheists, has a penchant for profanity which precluded Conservapedia to cite him in our web page Conservapedia's reply to atheist Penn Jillette. The Barna Group found regarding atheism and morality that those who hold to the worldviews of atheism or agnosticism in America were more likely, than theists in America, to look upon the following behaviors as morally acceptable: illegal drug use; excessive drinking; sexual relationships outside of marriage; abortion; cohabitating with someone of opposite sex outside of marriage; obscene language; gambling; pornography and obscene sexual behavior; and engaging in homosexuality/bisexuality.[3]

Wired magazine declares that atheist tend to be quarrelsome, socially challenged men

Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins is thin but he is a very abrasive man who often makes women upset.[4] Kind and loving Indian Christian men, on the other hand, have one of the lowest divorce rates in the world.[5] See: Abrasiveness of Richard Dawkins and Women's views of Richard Dawkins

See also: Abrasiveness of Richard Dawkins

Wired magazine made the observation that atheists tend to be quarrelsome, socially challenged men (see: Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women).

The uncouthe atheist Penn Jillette becoming more cultured and sleek through Indian dancing

As noted above, Penn Jillette, like many low class Western atheists, has a penchant for profanity which precluded Conservapedia to cite him in our web page Conservapedia's reply to atheist Penn Jillette. Hopefully, the atheist Penn Jillette will read this section and become a more refined and cultured individual. Also, if he learns a host of Indian dances perhaps he will be a less unsightly atheist in the public square. It is a well known fact that Indian Christians have less problems with obesity than Western atheists. And while this is partly due to Indian Christians pushing themselves away from their dinner tables before Western atheists, it is also due to the fact that Christians have way more songs than atheists including many dance songs.

The closest thing to Western atheist "culture" is very sad

The closest thing to Western atheist culture is atheist Ron Reagan Jr. dancing ballet which is very sad. Of course, the reason why Ron Reagan Jr. loves to engage in ballet dancing is because like all atheists men he lacks machismo (Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?. Since most atheists are not personally familiar with the concept of machismo, one of the definitions of machismo is an "exhilarating sense of power or strength".[6]

All true Christian men, on the other hand, have abundant machismo. The Gospel writer Matthew wrote: "And Jesus came up and spoke to them, saying, “All authority has been given to Me in heaven and on earth. Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, 20 teaching them to observe all that I commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.” (Matthew 28: 18-20 NASB).

While Penn Jillette certainly lacks machismo and has yet to publicly debate a Christian (see: Penn Jillette, don't just stand there! Do something!), at least Penn Jillette knows that real men don't do ballet and he focuses on more manly pursuits such as "Cha cha cha" dancing. If only Penn Jillette was more thin then he wouldn't have had to resort to using a "walrus slide" during "Cha cha cha" dancing which can be seen HERE.

Don't miss these pictures with captions!

Atheist Penn Jillette with fellow atheists doing "walrus slides".
During a visit to the Creation Museum, the evolutionist and atheist PZ Myers had noticeably greater difficulty than others climbing on and off a dinosaur model due to the fact that he was overweight and out of shape.VIDEO See also: Atheism and obesity and Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

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Creationist Ken Ham often yodels when climbing up and down the triceratops at the Creation Museum and he also yodels when engaging in mountain climbing. To the best of Conservapedia's knowledge, the corpulent PZ Myers does not engage in mountain climbing.

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Did PZ Myers' ascent and descent of the triceratops at the Creation Museum really prove that pigs cannot fly?

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Notes

  1. ↑ http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1184288/penn_gillette_dancing_the_cha_cha_cha/
  2. ↑ [Christianity taking over planet? http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=30077]
  3. ↑ Practical Outcomes Replace Biblical Principles As the Moral Standard
  4. ↑ Dawkins drives Skepchick into feminism
  5. ↑ Divorce rates of the world
  6. ↑ http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/machismo
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