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*[https://townhall.com/cartoons/ Townhall Political Cartoons]
 
*[https://townhall.com/cartoons/ Townhall Political Cartoons]
 
[[File:Second dog with a bone.jpg|right|thumbnail|320px|[[Liberal]]s  obsessed with [[Conservapedia]] are like a [[dog]] with a bone. Their dogged persistence in thinking about Conservapedia, discussing Conservapedia and making forecasts about Conservapedia is quite prodigious and intense. See: [[Essay: Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder|Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder]] ]]  
 
[[File:Second dog with a bone.jpg|right|thumbnail|320px|[[Liberal]]s  obsessed with [[Conservapedia]] are like a [[dog]] with a bone. Their dogged persistence in thinking about Conservapedia, discussing Conservapedia and making forecasts about Conservapedia is quite prodigious and intense. See: [[Essay: Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder|Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder]] ]]  
*[http://www.veryersatznews.com/ VeryErsatzNews.com]
 
 
*[https://theknownothingsite.wordpress.com/  The Know Nothing]
 
*[https://theknownothingsite.wordpress.com/  The Know Nothing]
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*[https://babylonbee.com/ Babylonbee satire]
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*[https://dogfaceponia.com/ DogFacePonia satire] - Satire site that focuses on Liberals and the Main Stream Media
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*[https://www.facebook.com/pg/LiberalLogic101/posts/ Liberal Logic 101] - illustrates the folly of [[liberal logic]] (or lack thereof) and how said "logic" actually proves the points made by conservatives about liberals.
  
 
== Humor about atheism and evolution ==
 
== Humor about atheism and evolution ==
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*[[Essay: Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder]]
 
*[[Essay: Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder]]
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== Richard Dawkins comedy and satire ==
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*[[Essay: Comedy and satires concerning Richard Dawkins|Comedy and satires concerning Richard Dawkins]]
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== PZ Myers comedy and satire essays ==
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See also: [[PZ Myers comedy and satire]]
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Below is some comedy and satire essays about PZ Myers.
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*[[Essay: PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum|PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum]]
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*[[Essay: Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course|Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course]]
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*[[Essay: Militant atheism and short man's syndrome|Militant atheism and short man's syndrome]]
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*[[Essay: PZ Myers finally admits: "The poster boy for stupid atheist fatsos, unfortunately, is me."|PZ Myers finally admits: "The poster boy for stupid atheist fatsos, unfortunately, is me."]]
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*[[Essay: PZ Myers finally admits: "...I was naive and stupid"|PZ Myers finally admits: "...I was naive and stupid"]]
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*[[Essay: Atheist PZ Myers: "I despair over atheism as I watch it burn...".|Atheist PZ Myers: "I despair over atheism as I watch it burn...".]]
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*[[Essay: PZ Myers, is your wife an atheist?|PZ Myers, is your wife an atheist?]]
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[[File:PZ Myers pic.jpg|thumbnail|225px|center|Perhaps if the atheist PZ Myers drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture.
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PZ Myers appears to have a problem with intellectual slothfulness<ref>http://www.conservapedia.com/PZ_Myers#Militant_atheism_and_intellectual_slothfulness_of_PZ_Myers</ref> and perhaps his slothfulness applies to his "exercise habits" as well.  As of December 26, 2010, Conservapedia is not aware of PZ Myers endorsing any exercise equipment.  ]]
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== Conservative humorous videos ==
 
== Conservative humorous videos ==
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*[https://www.youtube.com/user/newsbusted Newsbusted]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/newsbusted Newsbusted]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/machosauceproduction Macho Sauce Production]
 
  
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/shockofgod Shockofgod] - humor and [[satire]] concerning [[atheism]] by [[Shockofgod]]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/shockofgod Shockofgod] - humor and [[satire]] concerning [[atheism]] by [[Shockofgod]]
  
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/wazooloo Ian Juby] - creationist humor concerning [[evolution]]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/wazooloo Ian Juby] - creationist humor concerning [[evolution]]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/user/machosauceproduction AlfonZo Rachel]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_voeHE6JFumgTW6juXnQXg Me Me Meme] - parodies the Left, their hive-mindedness and their insanity, as well as various leftist public figures and personality stereotypes
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*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKUWslMkI9pdEpfNACDqcPA Meme the Left] - while some videos are NSFW due to profanity, the videos from an Australian conservative YouTuber are generally humorous and cutting in their attacks on and parodies of the Left
  
 
[[File:Pam Iorio.JPG|right|thumbnail|180px|President [[Barack Obama]] humbly bowed to Pam Iorio, the mayor of [[Tampa]], [[Florida]]. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWHzM-wo5aU VIDEO]  ]]
 
[[File:Pam Iorio.JPG|right|thumbnail|180px|President [[Barack Obama]] humbly bowed to Pam Iorio, the mayor of [[Tampa]], [[Florida]]. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWHzM-wo5aU VIDEO]  ]]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWHzM-wo5aU Obama Bows to Tampa, Florida Mayor]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWHzM-wo5aU Obama Bows to Tampa, Florida Mayor]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNGX2qN1yBQ&feature=related Barack Obama Dances For King Abdullah]
 
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U6fL7Y4BZA&feature=player_embedded# Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor Akihito]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U6fL7Y4BZA&feature=player_embedded# Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor Akihito]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NtkYOeWow  Obama bows to the President of Communist China]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2NtkYOeWow  Obama bows to the President of Communist China]
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*[http://www.mideasttruth.com/cartoons.html Cartoons about the Middleeast conflict]
 
*[http://www.mideasttruth.com/cartoons.html Cartoons about the Middleeast conflict]
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== Conservapedia's challenge to all leftists ==
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Are you [[leftism|leftist]]? Conservapedia dares you to go [[Essay: Mr. Leftist, the rich aren't going to bail you out. Get off your butt! And marry before you have sex! Godspeed.|HERE]]. 
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[[File:Atheism egress department.jpg|thumbnail|center|200px|Are you a [[leftism|leftists]]?
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Does the thought of seeing leftism refuted turn you into a quivering bowl of jelly? 
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Behold! Information that refutes leftism can be found [[Essay: Mr. Leftist, the rich aren't going to bail you out. Get off your butt! And marry before you have sex! Godspeed.|HERE]] ]]
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== Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited ==
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''See also:'' [[Essay: Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited|Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited]]
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[[File:Defeated.jpg|thumbnail|center|401px|I have a message for every [[Internet atheism|internet atheist]]: You're a pathetic, uninfluential loser who has been totally defeated by God Almighty. The facts are undeniable. The data is uncontrovertible. See: [[Internet atheism|Internet atheism is down in traffic]]
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For example, the data indicates that Christendom is [[Internet evangelism|very influential on the internet]] while internet atheists largely preach to the atheist choir and are therefore uninfluential and unimportant.<ref>[https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0008429819854353?journalCode=sira ''Who is Not Afraid of Richard Dawkins? Using Google Trends to Assess the Reach of Influential Atheists across Canadian Secular Groups''] by Maryam Dilmaghani, ''Studies in Religion/Sciences Religieuses'', First Published December 13, 2019 Research Article
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https://doi.org/10.1177/0008429819854353</ref> In short, a [[Mocking of atheism|defeated laughingstock on the internet]].
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Online atheists, I am laughing at the "[[Atheism and intelligence|superior atheist intellects]]" who couldn't persuade and market their way out of a wet, paper bag.
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And the margin of victory for Christendom over atheists is widening on the internet - not growing smaller. See: [[Internet evangelism: Christians vs. atheists]]
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Oh, internet atheists! Feel the sting! You're such pathetic, uninfluential losers!
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For more information, please see: [[Essay: Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited|Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited]] ]]
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=== Atheists' defeats comedy and satire ===
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== See also ==
 
== See also ==

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Below are some conservative humor and satire resources:


General conservative humor and satire

Liberals obsessed with Conservapedia are like a dog with a bone. Their dogged persistence in thinking about Conservapedia, discussing Conservapedia and making forecasts about Conservapedia is quite prodigious and intense. See: Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder

Humor about atheism and evolution

Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder

Richard Dawkins comedy and satire

PZ Myers comedy and satire essays

See also: PZ Myers comedy and satire

Below is some comedy and satire essays about PZ Myers.

Perhaps if the atheist PZ Myers drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture.

PZ Myers appears to have a problem with intellectual slothfulness[1] and perhaps his slothfulness applies to his "exercise habits" as well. As of December 26, 2010, Conservapedia is not aware of PZ Myers endorsing any exercise equipment.

Conservative humorous videos

see also: Humorous conservative videos

Below are some conservative humor video resources:

YouTube conservative humor videos:

  • Me Me Meme - parodies the Left, their hive-mindedness and their insanity, as well as various leftist public figures and personality stereotypes
  • Meme the Left - while some videos are NSFW due to profanity, the videos from an Australian conservative YouTuber are generally humorous and cutting in their attacks on and parodies of the Left
President Barack Obama humbly bowed to Pam Iorio, the mayor of Tampa, Florida. VIDEO

Obama's funniest bloopers!

Barack Obama's bowing:

Video Satires and parodies of liberals - various sources

Humorous Cartoons

Conservapedia's challenge to all leftists

Are you leftist? Conservapedia dares you to go HERE.

Are you a leftists?

Are you ready to see leftism be totally blown out of the water?

Does the thought of seeing leftism refuted turn you into a quivering bowl of jelly?

Behold! Information that refutes leftism can be found HERE

Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited

See also: Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited

I have a message for every internet atheist: You're a pathetic, uninfluential loser who has been totally defeated by God Almighty. The facts are undeniable. The data is uncontrovertible. See: Internet atheism is down in traffic

For example, the data indicates that Christendom is very influential on the internet while internet atheists largely preach to the atheist choir and are therefore uninfluential and unimportant.[2] In short, a defeated laughingstock on the internet.

Online atheists, I am laughing at the "superior atheist intellects" who couldn't persuade and market their way out of a wet, paper bag.

And the margin of victory for Christendom over atheists is widening on the internet - not growing smaller. See: Internet evangelism: Christians vs. atheists

Oh, internet atheists! Feel the sting! You're such pathetic, uninfluential losers!

For more information, please see: Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited

Atheists' defeats comedy and satire

See: Atheists' defeats comedy and satire

See also

  1. http://www.conservapedia.com/PZ_Myers#Militant_atheism_and_intellectual_slothfulness_of_PZ_Myers
  2. Who is Not Afraid of Richard Dawkins? Using Google Trends to Assess the Reach of Influential Atheists across Canadian Secular Groups by Maryam Dilmaghani, Studies in Religion/Sciences Religieuses, First Published December 13, 2019 Research Article https://doi.org/10.1177/0008429819854353