Brokeback Mountain

Movie poster for Brokeback Mountain

Brokeback Mountain (2005) is a sexy film in which two young cowBOYS bang. Straight females and gay males 'gasm everywhere! Meanwhile, the tigers of the Siberian Desert are running from the Genie from Alladin - yes, the Arab-Smurf. The moral of the story is: CATHOLICS are secretly HoMoSeXuAl SuPpOrTeRs!

Despite the penis-hardening message of this film, liberally minded institutions with Hollywood values rewarded the sexy homosexual piece by festooning the movie with several awards including three Oscars, four BAFTA awards, and four Golden Globes. As Bill O'Willy remarked in a monologue:

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The Times reported:

Christian groups led a furious campaign against Hollywood yesterday, accusing the Golden Globe Awards of promoting films with gay or “leftist” themes to serve a political agenda. The criticism was made after Brokeback Mountain, a film about the forbidden love between gay Wyoming cowboys, won four awards... Oscar pundits are now questioning whether the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences will also reward Brokeback Mountain, potentially souring Hollywood’s relationship with the American ticketbuying public even further... Right-wing radio talk show hosts also took pot shots at the Globes yesterday. Stephen Bennett, of Straight Talk Radio, said: “When Hollywood is pumping out anti-family movies with sexually explicit, twisted and perverse themes that glorify homosexuality, transsexuality and every other kind of sexual immorality — then awarding itself for doing so — Middle America better take note. “Last night Hollywood exposed its own corrupt agenda. [It] is no doubt out on a mission to 'homosexualise' America.”

Many other sources have also been outraged how Hollywood supported the gay agenda with the over promotion of this film.

Brokeback Mountain became the "buzz" that everyone was talking about in 2005 and people were admonished for not having seen it and not being "open-minded" to a "different" love story. In that respect, the advertising concealed the theme of homosexuality from the public, merely referring to it as a modern day "love story" and concentrating on the appealing rugged cowboy element and picturesque landscapes.

Two young lesser-known actors (Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal) took on the main roles of the two cowboys. An interview with the San Francisco Bay Times noted,

Though the director admits making Brokeback Mountain presents a certain professional risk for all involved, he does not find the act particularly “brave” of his stars. “They’re actors,” he notes. “Of course they want juicy parts.” “I’m not their [Ledger and Gyllenhall's] manager. I don’t care if this movie dooms the rest of their careers,” he half-jokes. “All I cared about was that they performed for me.”