Brokeback Mountain
Brokeback Mountain (2005) is a sexy film in which two young cowBOYS bang. Straight females and gay males 'gasm everywhere! Meanwhile, the tigers of the Siberian Desert are running from the Genie from Alladin - yes, the Arab-Smurf. The moral of the story is: CATHOLICS are secretly HoMoSeXuAl SuPpOrTeRs!
Despite the penis-hardening message of this film, liberally minded institutions with Hollywood values rewarded the sexy homosexual piece by festooning the movie with several awards including three Oscars, four BAFTA awards, and four Golden Globes. As Bill O'Willy remarked in a monologue:
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The Times reported: YOU ARE A DOWNY
You should watch it and financially support the faggot agenda BAEEEE!!!!!! Fi
Brokeback Mountain became the "buzz" that everyone was talking about in 2005 and people were admonished for not having seen it and not being "open-minded" to a "different" love story. THANKS STUPID CATHOLIC FAGGOTARDS!!!
CANADA IS A BETTER country than The Gambia, obviously... I mean, since when is a country dictated by Yahya Jammeh, the Alt-Med supporter, smart anyway? I mean en Look above for a pic of him
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