Essay:Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution
Below are some humorous/satirical works on atheism and evolution:
Satires and humorous works on atheism:
- Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?
- 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming an atheist nerd
- Ponies vs. atheism - Ponies win
- The transitional animal the flying kitty?
- PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum
- Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course
- Atheist Penn Jillette's walrus slide vs. thin Christian lady dancers
- Militant atheism and short man's syndrome
- Atheism is a clown and it did not know it
- The atheist and evolutionist helpline
- An atheist trying to stop Christianity
- God rained on the depressing "Reason Rally"
- Why you should not accept atheist dinner invitations
- Donuts vs. atheism: Donuts win!
- Favorite quotes of atheists
- Conservapedia obsessive compulsive disorder
- Proof and evidence that atheism is true
- Are atheists smarter than the average bear?
- Atheist restaurant
- "We are atheism" campaign faces some challenges
- Atheist doctor
- You obviously don't understand how science works....
- Attention atheists: Please get a life!
- Shockofgod, angry atheists and Patrick the singing leprechaun
- Richard Dawkins in his native habitat
- Richard Dawkins and peanut butter
- Penn Jillette, don't just stand there! Do something!
- Indian Christian culture is better than low class atheist "culture"
- Science proves that atheists can't jump
- A British atheist on Conservapedia's atheism articles
- The atheist movement lacks heavy, intellectual artillery
- One difference between the iron-willed Chuck Norris and PZ Myers
- Richard Dawkins' lack of appeal to the Asian women audience
- Atheism doghouse
- The "friendly atheist" - Not so friendly after all!
- Overweight atheists comedy and satire
- Tipping the atheist sacred cow of the "atheist superior intellect"
- Atheist David Silverman failed!
- Atheist PZ Myers agrees with the Christian, creationist Shockofgod
- Naive evolutionists and evolutionist poseurs
- Atheism wears a scarlet B around its neck as a badge of shame
- Jesus vs. Richard Dawkins and PZ Myers - Jesus wins!
- Richard Dawkins acts like a high school girl
- An atheist nutter enslaved by Satan!
- Atheist website editors don't understand their evolutionist religion
- Godless, Swedish libertines vs. Industrious, Swiss Protestants
- The Surgeon General of Atheism and excess weight!
- Atheists, stop flouting sound science!
- Reddit shoves atheism into the closet
- Great and inspiring art by atheists on atheism
- Atheists, Google Instant knows
- Athbesity
- 7 reasons why atheism is low-class and low brow
- Atheism's greatest moral teacher
- The rich Swiss and Americans are a slap in the face to Darwinists
- Atheists your fascination with colonics is off-putting
- Remember. Swiss yodeling songs are creationist victory songs!
- Round 2: Jesus vs. Richard Dawkins and PZ Myers
- Jobless evolutionary biologists
- PZ Myers and cheeseburgers
- Is EvoWki being run by baboons?
- The New Atheists are not true reductionists
- The world weighs Richard Dawkins in the balance
- An atheist website has been overrun by baboons
- What is the difference between Joseph Stalin and Richard Dawkins?
- Atheist Penn Jillette, you're still overweight! What happened?
- Conservapedians laugh at the "superior atheist intellect"
- Evidence for atheism blog
- Evolutionists, don't forget to call your mom today
- Atheist evangelists and Hiroo Onada
- Is there a Laurel and Hardy of atheism?
- Global atheism is going down for the count
- Did Conservapedia weigh down American Atheists' web traffic?
- PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Global Atheist Convention
- David vs. two atheist Goliaths
- Atheists, newer is not necessarily truer
- Erasmus Darwin's unique dinner table
- Jesus reigns; atheist PZ Myers is in decline
- Atheism vs. Tim Tebow - Tebow wins
- Do evolutionists lack machismo?
- Prominent atheists weighed on the scales and found wanting
- Darwin fish meet the Question evolution! campaign
- PZ Myers vs. C.S. Lewis
- Atheist funeral
- The atheism blues
- PZ Myers, is your wife an atheist?
- Is there something wrong with atheism?
- Richard Dawkins, obesity has enveloped your marketing campaign
- Evolutionist nerds, say goodbye to Mars exploration
- Where was neuroscientist Sam Harris when the New Atheists needed him?
- A reply to atheist and evolutionist PZ Myers
- PZ Myers finally looks more like Ken Ham!
- PZ Myers' greatest fear
- More kimchi please
- Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?
- As always, there is more work to be done
- The eccentric PZ Myers is going to scream a lot more
- Thunderf00t hiding from the 15 questions
- Does Thunderf00t lack machismo?
- Obese atheists, you can't run and you can't hide!
- If you're so smart PZ Myers, then why are you so fat?
- User:Conservative, what is best in life?
- User: Conservative, what is truly best in life?
- Obese atheist heaven
- Obsessive "atheists" should have listened to Moses
- Atheist James Randi and peanut butter
- This year's best atheist debaters
- Obese atheists pet owners
- Atheists' meetings
- Atheists say the darnedest things!
- Slim atheists' convention
- Atheist holidays filled with goodwill, charitableness, and good cheer
- Richard Dawkins' intellectually starving atheist supporters
- The benefits of atheism
- The atheism and science blues
- Atheists frantically searching
- Atheism egress department
- Great and inspiring art by atheists on atheism
- Atheist special forces
- How to spot an overweight atheist
- Get your free atheism!
- The overwhelming proof and evidence for evolution
- PZ Myers evolved into a pig
- Beautiful songs written about atheism
JP Holding's humor on atheism:
Other satires on atheism:
- Atheist missionaries
- The Bear and the Atheist
- Atheist Halloween Costume - YouTube video
- Atheist Saint Valentine's Day Card
- Atheist Saint Valentine's Day Card - second card
- National Atheism Day - YouTube video
- Leprechaun gets cussed out by angry atheists - YouTube video
- Atheism – Makes Perfect Sense!
- Atheist self worship
- Michael Shermer's pseudo skepticism
Satire on Vox Day's website:
Satires and criticism concerning Richard Dawkins:
- Send in the Clowns – Richard Dawkins Obliges
- Richard Dawkins, the Cowardly Clown
- Will William Lane Craig debate Richard Dawkins?
More instances of prominent atheists providing comic relief:
- Richard Dawkins and Rabbi Shmuley Boteach
- Press release concerning Michael Martin pulling out of Martin-Bahnsen debate
Atheists providing comic relief - Videos:
- 15 year old Christian boy demolishes the "argumentation" of two adult atheists in debate
- Shockofgod calls into Atheist Radio show - Hilarious! Part 1
- Shockofgod calls into Atheist Radio show - Hilarious! Part 2
- Conservapedia challenges atheist Penn Jillette to debate
- Atheist Penn Jillete new magic trick turns himself into a chicken
- Ex-Atheist conquers atheist experience show exposing the madness of atheism
- Atheist runs from question on live radio and hangs up
Additional video:
Miscellaneous:
Obese atheists and overweight atheists comedy and satire:
Contents
- 1 Ponies vs. Atheism: Ponies win!
- 2 This year's best atheist debaters
- 3 Attention overweight atheists: Urgent message
- 4 The transitional animal the flying kitty?
- 5 Charles Darwin, Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin
- 6 Shockofgod, angry atheists and the incident of Patrick the singing leprechaun
- 7 Gallery of obese atheists
- 8 Atheist restaurant
- 9 A British atheist on Conservapedia's atheism articles
- 10 Tipping the atheist sacred cow of the "atheist superior intellect"
- 11 Naive evolutionists
- 12 Atheism egress department
- 13 The atheist and evolutionist helpline
- 14 Richard Dawkins and peanut butter
- 15 Richard Dawkins in his native habitat
- 16 Atheism, mockery and hypocrisy
- 17 Svelte Christian Africans vs. donut eating secular Europeans
- 18 Humorous quotes on atheism and evolution
- 19 Classic quotes from the shockofgod YouTube channel
- 20 Who is the father of atheism ?
- 21 Satires of evolution
- 22 Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian
- 23 See also
- 24 Postscript
- 25 Shockofgod's challenge to atheists
- 26 A flying kitty dinosaur
- 27 Darwin fish meet the Question Evolution! Campaign
- 28 Notes
Ponies vs. Atheism: Ponies win!
This year's best atheist debaters
Please see:
Attention overweight atheists: Urgent message
The transitional animal the flying kitty?
For more information please see: The transitional animal the flying kitty? and The Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era
Please notice the much debated "tail rudder system" for the flying kitty which evolutionary "scientists" claim evolved over time, but which creation scientists assert is obviously the work of intelligent design. Flying kitties are believed by evolutionists to be closely related to the flying pig species, but creation scientists counter that evolutionists have yet to offer any proof and evidence for this claim. In addition, the time and the existence of the Flying Kitty Dinosaur Era is hotly disputed. For details on how evolutionary "scientists" arrive at their findings please see: You obviously don't understand how science works...
Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty
Dreams of flying with the transitional animal the flying kitty
Evolutionists embarrass themselves - again!
The Journal of the American Chemical Society gives consideration to the notion of a T-rex in flying saucers and velociraptors with laser blasters and then pulls the journal article. See: ET-rex: dinosaurs on other planets?
It is just a matter of time before evolutionists propose the transitional animal the flying kitty!
The dreaded Flying Kitty furball caught in the throats of numerous evolutionists
Conservapedia's satire of evolution which features a cat is definitely a hairball caught in some evolutionists' throats. Everyone knows the Flying Kitty is a thousand times better than the Flying Spaghetti Monster. There really is no comparison.
Atheists and evolutionists can dish out mockery, but cannot endure it
Although atheists often dish out mockery in place of reasoned debate/dialogue, they are often proud and thin-skinned and cannot endure satire/mockery when it is directed towards atheist ideology (see: Atheism and mockery).
Humor directed at atheist/evolutionist ideology is definitely a fur ball in their proud throats!
Articles and comedy relating to atheist and evolutionist fat cats
- Atheism and obesity
- PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum - satire
- Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course - satire
- Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest? - satire
- Overweight atheists comedy and satire
Charles Darwin, Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin
Shockofgod, angry atheists and the incident of Patrick the singing leprechaun
See also: Shockofgod, angry atheists and Patrick the singing leprechaun
In February of 2011, in the voice chat room of the popular video maker Shockofgod, an atheist compared God to the mythical beings of leprechauns and demanded proof of the existence of leprechauns. As a result, a friend of Shockofgod's, using voice changing software, appeared in the room as Patrick the singing leprechaun and began singing the classic Irish-American song "When Irish eyes are smiling".[9]
As a result, some of the atheists in the room became extremely angry and began to use profanity (see: Atheism and profanity). Shockofgod found this incident to be so humorous that he that laughed throughout the evening, laughed in his bed before retiring and woke up laughing as well.[10]
In his video entitled Leprechaun gets cussed out by angry atheists, Shockofgod relays this humorous story. [11]
Gallery of obese atheists
Gallery of obese atheists
Roly poly, not so holy
The fit and trim Christian Chuck Norris to serve as a means of comparison
Atheist restaurant
A British atheist on Conservapedia's atheism articles
An exchange betwwen the British atheist EJamesW and an evangelical Christian who helped create Conservapedia's articles on atheism:
A Christian editor using the User: Conservative account: "Have you ever once shown that an iota of the material posted on atheism by the User: Conservative account is an error?"
EJamesW: "No."[13]
See: A British atheist on Conservapedia's atheism articles
Tipping the atheist sacred cow of the "atheist superior intellect"
See: Tipping the atheist sacred cow of the "atheist superior intellect"
Naive evolutionists
Atheism egress department
Are you facing a quarrelsome atheist on the internet or in your personal life? Is there a militant atheist trying to push his atheism on you? Send them to the Atheism egress department!
The atheist and evolutionist helpline
Richard Dawkins and peanut butter
Richard Dawkins in his native habitat
Atheism, mockery and hypocrisy
See also: Atheism and mockery and Atheist hypocrisy
Historically, atheists often engage in mockery rather than discussion/debate and they often react poorly when satire/humor is directed at atheist ideology (see: Atheism and mockery).[17][18][19]
Atheists Penn and Teller produced a poorly reasoned video disputing the veracity of the Bible which used low grade humor and it was entitled "The Bible is bull****""."[20] (see also: Atheism and the Bible and Bible apologetics website resources). Yet, after producing two videos after being listed in Conservapedia's atheism and obesity article and having a debate challenge directed his way which employed some humor, the atheist Penn Jillette posted a video which declared:
“ | I didn't really read the stuff so I guess I can't really comment...
I don't tend to react to satire, or sarcasm or irony, I pretty much say what I mean and that is what I react to the most... I do know people and love people who believe...who are Christians and who have belief and who believe this stuff strongly, and as much as I want to argue with them, I don't want to show them disrespect. And I will say that's a ****ing stupid argument, but that's not disrespect.[21] |
” |
After refusing to debate the Christian apologist Sye Ten Bruggencate, Penn Jillette said, “I’m not trained in debate. It’s turning conversation into competition."[22] See also: Atheism and cowardice
A National Public Radio reviewer of one of atheist Penn Jillette's books found the book "showy and assaultive" in terms of its use of profanity.[23] See: Atheism and profanity
Proof and evidence that atheism is low class
- Moral failures of the atheist community
- Penn Jillette's walrus slide vs. thin Indian Christian lady dancers - comedy/satire on Penn Jillette
- Indian Christian culture is better than low class atheist "culture" - comedy/satire on Penn Jillette
Svelte Christian Africans vs. donut eating secular Europeans
For more information, please see: Donuts vs. atheism: Donuts win!
Humorous quotes on atheism and evolution
see also: Favorite quotes of atheists and Humorous quotes about atheism and evolution and Atheism Quotes and Causes of atheism
- "I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman[28]
- "Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman." - Francis Thompson
- "How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook." — Source Unknown [29]
- "So called evolutionary 'science' is like sausages. If you want to continue to believe in evolution; it is better not to see how it is being made." - Anonymous (derived from a Otto von Bismarck quote[30]
- "Every proponent of 'weak atheism' definitely lacks machismo." - Anonymous
- "The term 'strong atheism' is an oxymoron if I ever heard one. It reminds me of the term jumbo shrimp!" - Anonymous
- "The problem with so called 'weak atheists' is that they all too often conveniently forget to tell you how utterly weak the atheist position truly is. Christianity has the proof and evidence." - Anonymous
Classic quotes from the shockofgod YouTube channel
See also: Attempts to dilute the definition of atheism
- I received another email about someone becoming a Christian and leaving atheism... Now as you guys know, the atheist community on YouTube and also on radio and TV...They are in panic mode. It is obvious. Everyone on YouTube can see that this question that we are asking atheists that they cannot answer is really panicking the atheist community....Here is the question and then we will get to these awesome emails of atheists leaving atheism because the atheists cannot provide proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct...The question is: What proof and evidence can you provide that PROVES that atheism is accurate and correct?...You see I left atheism because the lack of proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct. The proof and evidence is for Jesus Christ.[31]
- "We are getting atheists leaving atheism. They are like dropping like flies. They are realizing...You know what? Atheism is madness. There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct."[32]
- "An email from an atheist: 'There is no proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct. Happy now?' Ha! Ha! Ha! And he goes on and on about Santa Claus. Oh atheists, feel the sting."[33]
- "The hostility I am getting over this question is unbelievable...It's like..picture this...Atheism is a clown and it didn't know it. And then I got the clown and I walked it over...I forced it to look itself in the mirror. And it sees itself in all its red hair, big nose, big shoes, polka dot glory."[34]
- "You atheists, I love you, but it must feel very embarrassing to be involved in something where there is no proof and evidence that it is accurate and correct."[35]
- "The Atheists Experience Show has failed. Dprjones has failed. Well, you know they're atheists. They're used to failure...Every atheists has failed."[36]
- "What proof and evidence can you provide as an atheist that atheism is accurate and correct. Game over atheists. You have nothing. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Game over."[37]
A question that causes many atheists to be upset
Because the atheist community is world renowned for its humility, charitableness, good cheer and tolerance (NOT!), Conservapedia created the article Atheism is a clown and it did not know it which contains a question that is quite upsetting to many atheists.
Who is the father of atheism ?
Jesus Christ founded Christianity, but who is the father of atheism? Atheism was such a colossal failure that apparently nobody wanted to take credit for being the father of atheism. 'Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan' says a proverb.
The popular Christian YouTube producer Shockofgod has pointed out that although atheists often criticize the God of the Bible, atheists never criticize the devil because they don't want to criticize their father. See also: An atheist nutter enslaved by Satan!
Satires of evolution
see also: Satires of evolution
Below are some satires of evolution:
- PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum
- Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course
- Does evolutionist Richard Dawkins have machismo?
- Atheist PZ Myers agrees with the Christian, creationist Shockofgod
- Jobless evolutionary biologists
- Fergus Mason, anytime you want your head back, just debate VivaYehshua
- The rich Swiss and Americans are a slap in the face to Darwinists. Yodele he who! God bless America!
- Evolutionist nerds, say goodbye to Mars exploration
- Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?
- The transitional animal the flying kitty?
- Accurate science?
- Evolutionists, don't forget to call your mom today
- Darwin fish meet the Question evolution! campaign
- The overwhelming proof and evidence for evolution
- You obviously don't understand how science works....
- As always, there is more work to be done
- The atheist and evolutionist helpline
- Do evolutionists lack machismo?
- Evolutionists, stop the mud slinging. You don't have enough mud
- Richard Dawkins' lack of appeal to the Asian women audience
- The eccentric PZ Myers is going to scream a lot more
- Atheism and science blues
- Ian Juby YouTube channel
- Atheists clinging to 19th century "science"
- The latest findings for evolution which are particularly powerful ...
- EvC Forum
- Another agnostic pothead
- The transitional animal the flying pig?
- Evolutionist janitors
- The Tower of Evobabble
- Evolutionary timeline
- Evolution
- Darwin-Hitler and evolutionary racism
- The Darwin-Stalin connection
- Teaching evolution
- Monkey science
- Satire of atheist Daniel Dennet
Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian
see also: Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian
Below are some resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian:
Ex-atheist testimonies
Videos on atheism
Atheism website resources
Watch a live or recorded Christian church service
Tips on choosing a Christian church
See also
- Atheism
- Evolution
- Essay: The question atheists fear
- Poe's law
- Creation scientists tend to win the creation vs. evolution debates
- Causes of atheism
- National Atheist Day
Postscript
Shockofgod's challenge to atheists
A flying kitty dinosaur
Darwin fish meet the Question Evolution! Campaign
Notes
- ↑
- ↑ http://lifewithoutfaith.com/?p=183
- ↑ Long-term weight loss maintenance, American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, 2005 July; 82(1 Suppl):222S-225S.
- ↑ http://www.jmir.org/2009/3/e28/
- ↑ http://www.billmuehlenberg.com/2008/09/15/a-church-apology-to-darwin/
- ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Social_effects_of_the_theory_of_evolution
- ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolutionary_racism
- ↑ http://creation.com/the-darwinian-foundation-of-communism
- ↑ Leprechaun gets cussed out by angry atheists
- ↑ Leprechaun gets cussed out by angry atheists
- ↑ Leprechaun gets cussed out by angry atheists
- ↑ User: EJamesW talk page
- ↑ User: EJamesW talk page
- ↑ http://www.nationalpeanutboard.org/classroom-funfacts.php
- ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Does_Richard_Dawkins_have_machismo%3F
- ↑ National Public Radio [NPR) review of the book God, No! Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales by Penn Jillette
- ↑ Charlie Hebdo and France’s Irreligious Tradition bu Kenneth R. Weinstein]
- ↑ Dawkins: Mock them. Ridicule them! In public
- ↑ Mockery - the M.O. for atheists by Matt Barber
- ↑ Penn & Teller - The Bible is Bull****
- ↑ Penn Point - Conservapedia or Troll Site? - Penn Point
- ↑ Penn Jillete's greatest disappearing act yet!
- ↑ National Public Radio [NPR) review of the book God, No! Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales by Penn Jillette
- ↑ Is Christianity taking over the planet?
- ↑ World's fattest countries
- ↑ Traditional African diets are healthier than Western diets, Today's Nutrition
- ↑ The African apostles: How Christianity exploded in 20th-century Africa
- ↑ http://www.bartleby.com/63/79/4779.html
- ↑ http://forthardknox.com/2007/06/02/the-10-best-quotes-to-counter-an-atheist/
- ↑ http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/o/ottovonbis161318.html
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkpKs4oSBf0
- ↑ http://www.buffalonews.com/2010/04/18/1023513/redirecting-a-long-life-of-godlessness.html
- ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjS__cWr0Y0
- ↑ http://www.apologetics.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=469:the-causes-of-atheism&catid=96:bonus-content&Itemid=80