Mark Drakeford

Mark Drakeford
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Personal life
Date and place of birth	September 19, 1954 (age 68) Carmarthenshire, Wales
Parents
Claimed religion	Atheism
Education
Spouse	Clare Buckle (m. 1977-2023)
Children	3
Dictatorial career
Country	Wales; devolved administration within the United Kingdom.
Military service
Highest rank attained	First Minister
Political beliefs	Communism Establishment Socialism with Chinese characteristics Xi Jinping Thought
Political party	Labour Party (Wales)
Date of dictatorship
Wars started	None
Number of deaths attributed	Unknown

Mark Drakeford is the Chinese Communist Party-alligned far-left atheist ruler and self-declared "Prime Minister" of Wales. Appointed to the position of First Minister of Wales and as Leader of Welsh Labour in December 2018, he has served as an elected representative since 2011. He has been described in his position as first minister as a "dictator" and a "führer" and he believes Wales should strengthen its links with the genocidal regime of the People's Republic of China.

During the CCP pandemic of 2020-2023, Drakeford banned the sale of books and other items in supermarkets, and used COVID laws to publicly attack political opposition. Drakeford's regime also adopted a systemically racist Anglophobic tax policy and wasted public funds on CCP spyware.

Following the downfall of the Drakeford junta in late 2023, the disgraced outgoing tyrant was banned forever from several bars in North Wales owing to his medical totalitarianism.

History and career

Early life

Drakeford was born in Carmarthenshire, Wales in 1954. He studied Latin at the University of Kent.

1980s, 1990s and 2000s

Mark Drakeford represented Pontcanna as a councilor from 1985 to 1993. After being an activist for the successful campaign for a Welsh National Assembly (now known as Senedd), he was a failed candidate in the inaugural election for that body in 1999. He contested the seat of Cardiff Central.

2010s and rise to power

Drakeford was elected to the seat of Cardiff West in 2011. He was appointed health minister in 2013 by then-first minister Carwyn Jones.

Drakeford became Leader of Welsh Labour in December 2018, and was elected as First Minister of Wales by way of a vote in the Senedd that same month.

On 7 February 2019, Mark Drakeford hosted the Chinese New Year Reception 2019 at the Temple of Peace in Cardiff. The event was attended by Chinese Minister Ma Hui. During a speech at the event, Drakeford bragged about the progress of co-operation between Wales and China's authoritarian regime.

In June 2019, Mark Drakeford held talks with Vice-Premier Hu Chunhua of the genocidal Chinese Communist Party. In the run-up to the meeting, Drakeford said that he looked forward to building on ties with the tyrannical regime.

2020s

During the Chinese Communist Party pandemic, Drakeford bought PPE from China and introduced blatantly authoritarian policies which earned him the description of "tin-pot dictator". Such policies included banning the sale of non-essential goods in supermarkets in October 2020, helicopters guarding the Anglo-Welsh border earlier that year, and the introduction of vaccine passports for various venues in September 2021.

On 16 February 2021, Drakeford's COVID Stasi harassed Welsh political candidate Neil McEvoy of the party Propel, who was standing against Drakeford for the seat of Cardiff West in that year's Senedd elections.

During March 2021, Mark Drakeford proposed that all men be subject to a curfew.

It was revealed in February 2022 that Mark Drakeford was wasting over £200,000 of Welsh taxpayer's money to fund Chinese state-owned social media app TikTok.

An Orwellian policy cracking down on second homes and taxing tourism was proposed on 30 March 2022, as part of a joint operation between the Drakeford regime and far-left 'nationalists' Plaid Cymru. In some areas of Wales, up to 80% of the tourism is from England, and the policy has been described by industry bosses as "anti-English". A former Labour MP stated that the policy unleashed a 'vile tsunami of anti-English hatred'.

Drakeford's government quoted far-left, racist black supremacist militant hate group the Black Panthers in a June 2022 "action plan".

On 15 February 2023, Mahyar Tousi reported that Mark Drakeford's autocracy had cancelled all existing road and infrastructure projects in Wales, meaning taxpayer's money was now wasted and thousands of jobs would be lost.

Mark Drakeford's regime announced on 28 June 2023 that it was cracking down on supermarket 'meal deals', as part of a plan to discourage buyers from consuming high amounts of sugar, fat and salt. The plan was described by "draconian", and political commentator Mahyar Tousi pointed out the hypocrisy of these policies when Drakeford himself is overweight.

Führer Drakeford announced his resignation on 13 December 2023, stating that he expected his rule to end in March 2024.

Views

Drakeford is an atheist and supports the abolition of the UK monarchy. He also supports abortion and in 2022, he slammed the decision by the US Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade.