Keir Starmer

Keir Starmer
Personal life
Date and place of birth	2 September 1962 Southwark, Surrey, England
Parents	Rodney Starmer Josephine Baker
Claimed religion	Atheism
Education	University of Leeds University of Oxford
Spouse	Victoria
Children	2
Dictatorial career
Country	United Kingdom
Military service	None
Highest rank attained	Prime Minister
Political beliefs	Anarcho-tyranny Davos agenda Global fascism Globalism Liberal totalitarianism Socialism Two-tier policing Kakistocracy
Political party	Labour Party
Date of dictatorship	5 July 2024 (ongoing)
Wars started	2024 Starmer riots
Number of deaths attributed	Unknown

Keir Starmer
80th Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
Term of office 5 July 2024 -
Political party	Labour
Preceded by	Rishi Sunak
Born	2 September 1962 [[Southwark, Surrey, England]]
Spouse	Victoria
Religion	Atheism

Keir Starmer
Leader of of Labour Party From: 4 April 2020
Predecessor	Jeremy Corbyn
Successor	Incumbent (no successor)
Information
Party	Labour Party
Religion	None (Atheist)

Sir Keir Starmer (born 2 September 1962, Southwark, London), also known as Sir Beer Korma, Two-tier Keir and Free gear Keir, is the globofascist and socialist atheist who occupied the position of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom on 5 July 2024, succeeding Rishi Sunak. He leads the Labour Party in the United Kingdom. He succeeded Jeremy Corbyn in this position in April 2020. His deputy is "Vape Dragon" Angela Rayner. Before adopting post as Labour leader, he served as Shadow Brexit secretary. Prior to working in politics, he worked as a barrister, in which he worked for free to allow murderers of children to escape justice. Senior British politicians describe Starmer as a "dictator". Starmer infamously bragged at the September 2024 Labour conference that "the state will take back control" over people's lives. Starmer's political career is frequently plagued by scandals.

Starmer is a hypocrite who decried Tory politicians for breaking lockdown during the CCP pandemic of the 2020s, despite him doing this himself by drinking beer and eating curry with friends in Durham. As a result of this scandal, dubbed Beergate, Starmer was nicknamed Sir Beer Korma by then-Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

Although unable to identify what a woman is, Starmer is nevertheless content with advancing the trans agenda and making it easier for people to change their genders. Starmer believes in stricter gun control in the UK, despite that country already having some of the most totalitarian. Starmer has been accused of racism against British Asians, hurling racial abuse at then-PM Rishi Sunak (of Indian heritage) in parliament in 2023, and being caught in a racism row with the British Bangladeshi community in 2024. Starmer's tax hike on private schools have been criticised for being systemically racist and putting ethnic minorities at a disadvantage. Despite (allegedly) abandoning some the communistic policies of his [worse] predecessor Jeremy Corbyn, Starmer is nevertheless committed to socialism and globalism, as evidenced by him saying at the 2023 World Economic Forum, a meeting of far-left globalist advocates for the "Great Reset", that he prefers Davos to Westminster and admission which, as Paul Embery states, "exposes the liberal-left's preference for technocracy over democracy".

Keir Starmer became Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in July 2024, after Labour won that year's general election (the first Labour general election victory in 19 years) by one of the lowest margins on record, with only around 34% of the vote. Writing in the Daily Mail former Prime Minister Boris Johnson described Labour's majority as "built on sand" and "a mile wide and an inch thick". Due to Starmer's approach to policing, he has been nicknamed Two-tier Keir. Due to Starmer's handling of "far-right" demonstrations in Hartlepool, London, Rotherham, Sunderland and other English towns and cities (see 2024 Starmer riots), in response to the murder of 3 children by an ethnic Rwandan in Southport in late July 2024, his net-approval rating dropped to just 3%. Under Starmer's watch, the Labour Party attempted to illegally meddle in the 2024 United States presidential election, about which the 45th President of the United States Donald Trump has made a formal legal complaint. Barely a month into the Starmer premiership, Darren Grimes described Starmer as being "among Britain’s very worst Prime Ministers". Starmer's premiership has been described by GB News as a "tireless quest to alienate everybody".

Starmer (Dec 2024) had the "Worst Approval of Any New British Prime Minister in Half Century".

History

Legal career

Prior to becoming a Member of Parliament, Keir Starmer was perhaps best known for bragging that he received his Knighthood for helping over 400 violent foreign criminals, including the murderers of children, escape the death penalty. All such cases happened between the years 2002 and 2014, when Starmer was a lawyer, Director of Public Prosecutions and when he was attempting to become a parliamentary candidate for the Labour Party. Axe murderers, perpetrators of uxoricide and murderers of children as young as 9 months were given reduced sentences and even allowed to walk free from prison due to Starmer's interventions. Among the criminals whose freedom Starmer assisted was Lambert Watson from Jamaica, who killed his girlfriend and her 9 month old baby by stabbing them both in the neck, Francis Kafantayeni of Malawi, who tied up and buried alive his 2 year old stepson, and an axe killer from Uganda, who murdered his girlfriend in front of her children. As Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) between 2008 and 2013, Keir Starmer has been accused of making poor decision on major trials and of being "asleep at the wheel", failing to keep on top of the work of those below him, resulting in multiple injustices happening under his watch. This includes the decision not to prosecute Jimmy Savile in 2009, over a small number of the litany of sexual assault cases which have emerged after his death 2 years later, as he was revealed to be possibly the most prolific pedophile in British history, as well as the miscarriage of justice of sub-postmasters.

Election to the House of Commons (2015-2020)

Keir Starmer was first elected to Parliament on 5 May 2015, as part of the 2015 United Kingdom general election, when he succeeded the retiring Frank Dobson of Labour as Member of Parliament for Holborn and St Pancras. Starmer won the seat with around 53% of the vote. This ensured that the seat remained in the hands of the Labour Party as it had been since inception in 1983.

The pro-death and anti-life agenda of Keir Starmer was confirmed on 11 September 2015, when he voted in favour of the legalisation of "assisted suicide" in the UK.

Keir Starmer was re-elected to the House of Commons in June 2017, as part of that year's general election in the UK, increasing his margin of victory significantly to 70%.

Keir Starmer's margin of victory decreased in 2019 when he regained the seat of Holborn and St Pancras that December by a margin of 64%, during the 2019 United Kingdom general election in which Boris Johnson's Tory Party won a landslide victory.

Leader of the opposition (2020-2024)

"Sir Beer Korma" breaks restrictions on indoor gatherings.

In April 2021, Keir Starmer was photographed drinking beer and eating curry with colleagues, during which time indoor gatherings were banned. Starmer was consequently nicknamed "Sir Beer Korma" by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

As part of Starmer's extreme, Gestapo-style anti-free speech agenda, on 18 October 2022, Starmer voted in favour of making prayer and offering help to pregnant women outside facilities that carry out abortions a criminal offence, and creating buffer zones around such facilities to enforce such Orwellian laws.

At the January 2023 World Economic Forum summit, Starmer announced that he would ban any new investment into North Sea oil and gas. Darren Grimes described this policy as "an egregious act of self-harm" and pointed out that it would make the UK poorer, colder and more dependent on foreign powers.

Following some impressive gains for the Labour Party in the UK local elections held on 4 May 2023, Keir Starmer predicted that Labour would win the next UK general election, saying "we are on course for a Labour majority at the next general election". However, senior British political scientist Professor John Curtice said 5 May that this was by no means certain as Labour was still having to "share the spoils" with other opposition parties.

Keir Starmer was accused of racism on 10 January 2024, as he said that British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, who is of Indian descent, "doesn't get Britain". Nadhim Zahawi, an Iraqi-British Member of Parliament, said of the remarks "I flinched when I heard the leader of His Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition trot out the sort of line that I’ve had to deal with all my life. Not only is the Prime Minister as British as anyone else, those of us who come from immigrant families or who came here and made the UK our homes know exactly what makes Britain Great. And sadly it’s many of the things that Sir Keir seems to so dislike about our wonderful country."

Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (2024-present)

Keir Starmer led the Laboour Party to victory in the 2024 United Kingdom general election on 4 July that year, with his party winning 412 seats, the most by any party since Tony Blair led Labour to its historic 1997 election victory. The result marked the conclusion of 14 years of the Tories (or "Conservatives") in government, and 9 of them as the sole governing party. Despite the result being hailed as a "landslide", Labour actually won the election with one of the lowest shares of the popular vote on record, with around 34% of the vote, comparable to the 2005 performance of Tony Blair's New Labour. In this election, Nigel Farage's Reform UK came third overall with 14.3% of the total vote, with the party returning 4 Members of Parliament overall coming second to Labour in many key constituencies. The result is generally agreed to have been a rejection of the inept Tory Party as opposed to a victory for Labour.

Keir Starmer's Ambassador to the United States was particularly close to Jeffrey Epstein.

During this election, it is notable that Starmer regained his parliamentary seat of Holborn and St Pancras by his lowest margin yet, winning only 48.9% of the vote in that constituency.

In response to an attack on 29 July 2024 in Southport, Lancashire, in which a Cardiff-born ethnic Rwandan teenager committed a knife attack in which 3 children were killed and multiple injured, multiple protests, including in Southport itself, as well at London's Downing Street and in Hartlepool, County Durham, which the biased mainstream media dubbed "far-right" and "racist", Sir Keir Starmer announced a "national capability" force to "tackle national disorder". Starmer announced such measures as facial recognition technology and restrictions on movement of alleged "far-right" protestors.

Nigel Farage has condemned the riots and criticised Starmer's two-tier response to "far-right" demonstrations, arguing that Starmer "hasn’t got an earthly clue how to deal with [civil unrest]", and is not targeting the root of the demonstrations, which is knife crime and mass immigration.

Socialist führer "Two-tier" Keir Starmer announced on 9 August 2024 that he would crack down on online free speech. Commentators in the media have described the government's slogan regarding social media "Think before you post" as being "Orwellian". Since the start of the Starmer regime, hundreds of Brits have been arrested for posts on social media, such as one Brit who complained on Facebook about illegal immigrants who "rape our kids, and get priority" and received a 20 months imprisonment.

Nigel Farage told Fox News on 11 August 2024 that "Two-tier" Keir Starmer was the single biggest threat to freedom of speech that Britain had seen in its history.

Keir Starmer has been accused of "going soft" on the Chinese Communist Party, who are known for their genocidal socialist regime in China. By the preceding Tory government, the Foreign Influence Regulation Scheme (FIRS) had been created as part of the National Security Act. It was expected that the scheme would come into law in 2024, but the Starmer regime's website stated on August 19 that the scheme was "no longer expected" for that year.

In February 2025 Starmer publicly took an HIV test to "destigmatize" the HIV virus. HIV is a disease common in the homosexual community. Three months later in May two Ukrainian citizens and a Romanian of Ukrainian descent, whom the media characterized as "rent boys" or male homosexual escorts, were arrested on charges of setting fire to Starmer's home and car in an apparently personal revenge attack. The Russophobic UK propaganda matrix reported the suspects as "Russian speakers" rather than Ukrainian.

Freebies scandal

Starting on 15 September 2024, it became widely reported in the UK press that Keir Starmer had failed to declare over £5,000 worth of gifts used to buy clothes for his wife. The gifts had come from Waheed Alli, Baron Alli, who had long been Starmer's biggest personal donor, and shortly after Keir Starmer became Prime Minister had been given unrestricted access to 10 Downing Street. On 18 September, it emerged that Starmer, since the 2019 United Kingdom general election, had accepted over £107,145 worth of gifts, over two-and-a-half times more than any other Member of Parliament. Such gifts included tickets to see liberal pro-abortion and pro-Hollywood values pop singer Taylor Swift, as well as tickets for Arsenal F.C. matches.

Southport Islamic inspired terror charge

In Oct. 2024, Keir Starmer was accused that he "knew of possible Southport terror charge" weeks earlier, kepts facts from public. "Tory leadership candidate Robert Jenrick said: 'The State should not be lying to its citizens. Why has it taken months for the police to set out basic facts?'"

(Axel Rudakubana, accused of the knife attack at a Taylor Swift-themed dance class in July 2024, is alleged to have made ricin – a biological toxin – and kept materials related to the terrorist group. An al-Qaeda material was found during a search of Rudakubana’s house. It was a PDF entitled Military studies in the jihad against the tyrants: The al-Qaeda training manual).

Foreign election interference

Less than four weeks after Keir Starmer met 45th President of the United States Donald Trump at Trump Tower in New York on 26 September 2024, it was reported on 17 October 2024 that over 100 Labour staff and volunteers had gone to the USA to campaign for Trump's 2024 United States presidential election rival, the Vice President Kamala Harris (who ultimately lost). The action, which was branded by Trump as 'election interference' (see Democrat voter fraud) was widely condemned. GB News stated that it undermined Starmer and the UK government's supposedly 'neutral' stance on the election; indeed, Starmer had engaged in anti-Trump rhetoric in the past, such as in January 2021 where he claimed to be 'pro-American but anti-Trump'. Nigel Farage hit out at Labour, describing the actions as a "major political mistake" which could indelibly sour the Special Relationship between the UK and US. The revelations came after hypocrite Democrats and RINOs within the US Deep State had spent years falsely accusing Trump's campaign of illegal collusion with Russia (see Trump-Russia conspiracy theory), with their claims being exposed by the Durham report.

Cancelling elections

Following a surge in support for the populist party Reform UK, GB News reported on 16 December 2024 that the Starmer regime had cancelled local elections in the United Kingdom.

Policy and views

The British people's view of their dear leader.

Starmer identifies as a "socialist", and supports social ownership and investment in the UK's public services. On the other hand, he is responsible for purging several of the more extreme left elements of the Labour Party's ideology that re-emerged under the leadership of Jeremy Corbyn, and expelled numerous far-left party members in 2020, although this is downplayed by his authoritarian track record as Prime Minister.

Abortion

Keir Starmer is an ardent supporter of abortion, as evidenced by his voting record being strongly with the pro-death side of life issues such as the murder of unborn children and so-called "assisted suicide". On parliamentary votes on such matters, Starmer has voted 8 times with the pro-death lobby, abstaining 5 times and not once with the pro-life side.

Immigration

Keir Starmer said in November 2022 that the UK should be "weaned off" its dependency on inwards migration, which according to Nigel Farage puts left-wing Labour to the right of the ineffective 'right-wing' Tory party on this issue.

Social issues

On the trans agenda, Starmer appears unable to answer the question of whether women can have penises.

(Dis)approval rating

Keir Starmer, who is perhaps best known for leading Labour to victory on one of the lowest margins of victory ever for a political party (winning with only 34% of the vote in July 2024; by comparison, in 1945 Winston Churchill's Conservatives lost with 40% of the vote), reached record-low approval ratings less than 2 months into his premiership. On 21 September 2024 (according to a YouGov poll on behalf of The Times of London), over 53% of the British public thought Keir Starmer was performing poorly as prime minister, including around 1 in 5 of those who'd backed the Labour Party at that year's general election.

Personal life

Starmer is an atheist; he openly stated that he doesn't believe in God, but stated that he has "a lot of time and respect for faith".

Cognitive health

Keir Starmer made an embarrassing gaffe at the Labour Party conference of September 2024 when, discussing the Israel-Hamas war, he demanded the "return of the sausages", apparently having meant "hostages".

See also

• Starmer regime