Starmer regime
The Starmer regime is the authoritarian regime of British socialist führer Keir Starmer, which began when the Labour Party occupied power in the United Kingdom on 5 July 2024, after receiving less than 33.7% of the vote in the UK general election the day prior. 3 months into his occupation of the residence of the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom 10 Downing Street, regime leader Starmer had the humiliation of an almost 50-point plummet in approval ratings from +11 to -39.[1]
Following the murder of 3 children by a Cardiff-born ethnic Rwandan (who was charged with owning al-Qaeda material)[2] in Southport, Lancashire, the UK erupted into civil unrest (see 2024 Starmer riots). Starmer earned the nickname "Two-tier Keir" for allegations, including by Elon Musk, that regime had been policing anti-immigration demonstrations by working-class British people with a more authoritarian approach to left-wing pro-palestine protesters.
Ministry
Most politicians of the Starmer regime have been accused of incompetence and labelled as "neophyte", with The Telegraph's Tim Stanley describing them as plucked from the happy obscurity of a politics degree and thrust into the world of socialist austerity.[3]
Ministers of the Starmer regime include:
- Keir Starmer - Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
- Angela Rayner - Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
- Rachel Reeves - Chancellor of the Exchequer
- David Lammy - Foreign Secretary
- Ed Miliband - Secretary of State for Energy Security and Net Zero
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